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Reply #360 on: August 05, 2022, 03:50:55 PM
* looking forward to it *

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Reply #361 on: August 06, 2022, 04:26:03 PM

I can't wait.......

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Reply #362 on: September 21, 2022, 06:17:17 AM
A strange and very realistic dream.  I was starting to post it this morning but I decided to write it into a story.  Half way done. Maybe have it posted tonight.



The first part of this was based on a dream I had.  I started posing in the "What are your dreams like" topic, but decided I'd write a fictional story as time permits.

Part 1 is based on my dream.  It wasn't as detailed as how it is written below, instead I added some filler to it.

The dream has to do with my real life friend Barb, and her 20 year old son Trevor, who is home from college for the summer and working at a nearby Amazon distribution center until he goes back to school in late August.


Part 2 is fictional.  I didn't plan on taking it where it ended up, but it did.
Edit..(I never did get around to finishing part 2, but have a rough draft. I'll try and get to it )



Part 1 - The Dream

I hadn't visited with Barb in quite some time, so we had a lot of catching up to do.  This meant a couple of extra glasses of wine on the back patio.  We were laughing about I-don't-recall-what when her 20 year old son appeared at the sliding glass door.

"Hi, Miss Julie," he said with his big smile.

"Oh my god.  Trevor," I said standing, "I haven't seen you in forever, how have you been," I asked, hugging him.

Trevor was home from college for the summer and I have not seen him some time around Thanksgiving.  He's a tall lanky boy that's over 6 feet tall and is well toned with an athletic build. It seemed like yesterday, but was a few years ago that I would visit the local high school with Barb to watch him play his lacrosse games. His younger brother by a year also played. Trevor also ran cross country for the high school team..

"Your mom tells me you've been working like crazy for Amazon. You're at the new facility in Shelby, right?  We drove by it and that place looks huge. What do you do there.?"

"Oh, it's huge alright. I fill orders. We run around like crazy up and down aisles picking things off shelves, putting them in boxes, then dropping them on a conveyor to go to another part of the warehouse to have other items filled, or they go to the actual packaging where they stuff filler in them and tape them up. It's crazy.  And I run about 14 miles a day."

"Wow, that sounds exhausting."

Barb chimed in.  "He says it is, especially when I ask him to do some chores around here like cutting the grass, but uses the excuse of,Mom, I'm so tired, I ran at least 50 miles today but it doesn't stop him from going out with his friend's until midnight every day." She smiled raising an eyebrow at him.  "Does it, Trev?"

"No, mom," he blushed.  "Which reminds me, Brent and Noah will be by in 30, and we're going over to that axe throwing place.  I need to shower really quick."

"It's a bar, can you even get in there?"

"At 10 o'clock you've got to be 21 or accompanied by an adult. We have a reservation for 9, so."

"Sounds fun.  Behave and don't get in trouble. Don't let Noah get the three of you in trouble "

"I know, mom. We won't." 

Trevor looked toward me. "Bye, Miss Julie."

"It's just Julie now, Trevor. Bye and have fun tonight."

"K," he said, turning and going back in the house.

****

Trevor stood and stretched. His 15 minute morning break had just ended. He and two of his other coworkers each grabbed some packing slips for the "to fill" tray. Taking 5 or more at a time, giving them each a quick scan and filling multiple orders at the same time made things more efficient.

"Alright fellas, see you in a couple of hours at lunch unless we bump into each other out there."  And with that, Trevor took off into a jog to the western most part of the warehouse. He passed numerous other "pickers" as he did so.

"You're making us all look bad, slow the fuck down kid," an older gentleman that was also a order filler, yelled after him.

"Sorry, Mr Johnson, just trying to stay in shape."

"And quit calling me Mister, I'm only 40."

"Yes, sir," Trevor yelled back.

"Or, sir, you little shit."

Trevor continued jogging as he laughed. That little scenario plays out the same every couple of days.

Trevor reached aisle 72 and turned down it. "Bay 42, 3rd shelf," he mumbled to himself, recalling where the candle sticks were located according to the packing list. He quickly found it, grabbed it from the shelf and headed off for the next item.


Trevor was exhausted. It was approaching 4:45, meaning quitting time was near. One more time out into the warehouse he thought to himself.  He greased 3 packing slips, quickly scanned the.  Only one item on each.  Easy, he thought.  He figured he could handle another order. He grabbed the next one, quickly scanned over the are of the 3 items and noticed they were all in the same aisle.  Trevor headed out into the warehouse. The three sheets with the single items he filled first. One more order to fill and he would be done. "Aisle 29," he thought, "Bay 31, 37 and 43."  All prime numbers he realized.   

Trevor turned down Aisle 29 and walked about 40 feet, arriving at Bay 31, a quick glance at his packing slip read "shelf 4, anal sex trainer."

"Whoa," he thought.  He read the side of the non descript box, the box read the same, "Anal Sex Trainer 3PCS Stainless Steel Jeweled Butt Plugs".  He gave a little laugh. 

Trevor walked about 10 feet to bay 37.  Glancing at the sheet he read, "shelf 3,, Sex Toy Rabbit."  He looked at shelf three and found what he was looking for.  A pink box that read, "Sex Toys Rabbit Adult Sensory Toys/Thrusting Rabbit Toy for Women ". He laughed again, thinking "Some lady is not getting enough at home, can't wait to see what the last item is."


The last item he pulled from the shelf was described on the box as "2022 New G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Female Penis, Rabbit Ear Licking Tongue Clitoris Stimulator".  There was a picture on the box.  He studied it.  Though he had been with a few girls, he tried to imagine how it worked. Yes he was aware it went up inside the woman, but studied the little protrusion coming off the main shaft.  "Huh, never knew," he said.  And quickly dismissed it, now thinking it was time to go punch the time clock.

He quickly scanned the packing slips to make sure he had the proper items. As he looked at the packing slip with the three sex items, something caught his eye on the paper.  He recognized the name.  "Holy shit," Trevor said allowed. He looked at the address to confirm.  "Oh my god," he said.  "Miss Julie?"

Trevor let it sink in for a moment.  As he recovered he started looking at the three items that he had just picked from the shelves for his mom's friend.  His dick began to stiffen as he imagined her using the items.

Trevor started looking at some other items on the surrounding shelves. There were a lot of vibrators and dildoes. Restraints. A sex swing. He began to imagine Julie in some of these things. Then he noticed something. Lifting it up and looking at it, a smile grew slowly on his face. He put the item in the box.




I was sitting reading my Kindle by the pool, but couldn't keep my mind focused on each sentence I read because I was so hungry. I heard the sound of the gate opening and was surprised to see Trevor walking around the corner carrying a box.

"Hey Miss Julie..."

I interrupted him.  "You're an adult now, so please call me, Julie."

"I'll try," he laughed, "it's just so hard. Hey, I was leaving work when I happened to notice this package in the shipping staging area.  Your name on the label popped out at me.  I figured I'd just drop it off on my way home."

"Oh gosh, how nice of you.  Wow, what are the odds of you seeing my name on a package at the warehouse?"

"Yeah, I know.," Trevor said, as he handed her the package.

It was then that I realized what was in the package.  I had only ordered yesterday, and nothing else in the previous week. I felt blood rush to my cheeks thinking that my good friends son was delivering sex toys to me.  "Does he know what's in the box," I wondered recalling him mentioning that he filled orders for customers at the warehouse.

"We'll, I need to get home, Miss... I mean, Julie."  He turned and began walking toward the gate.

"Bye, Trevor.  Thanks again."   "He knows," she thought blushing even more.




Inside the house, I set the package on the counter. Pulling scissors from the drawer I cut the tape along the seam and pulled the two flaps upward revealing the contents.  The anal plugs and the two vibrators. And then I noticed another item. Picking it up, I read the package. "[Nipple Clips-Clamps for Women With Clit Clamp - Stainless Steel"/b]. The box displayed a naked women with a chain running from both nipples. Half way between was a round hoop that another chain hung down and attached to the woman clitoris.   I"I didn't order this,"











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Reply #363 on: November 16, 2022, 06:27:07 PM
Erotic

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Reply #364 on: July 01, 2023, 04:10:50 PM
So I've had nightmares where I wake up scared. Dreams where I woke up angry and worried, but never have I ever woken up from a dream laughing. I have never been heard anybody ever doing this in the history of people, so let's just celebrate me for being the first LoL.

I'm going ngf to blame a medication because it's the only thing I can think of as to while I'm having dreams like this. Fist, they've been quite vivid, yet I dont remember half of what was in the dream, I just remember how real it felt, but some parts of it are very clear in my head.  All of these dreams have been very pleasant and fun, but no sex yet.  Nudity as happened, but no sex.  I'm still waiting on the dream where Ryan Reynolds, chris Hemsworth, John krasinski, and Jeremy Renner run a train in me, but no luck yet.

So in this dream my and my friends were on some kind of cruise ship turned into a floating mansion with an army type barracks with fancy closets and beds for everybody. Our drill instructor had a very british accent and was always yelling at us for no reason. The point that made me laugh was when my friend Amanda turned to me in a very Amanda type way and said "that's bloody brilliant" in the worst british Scottish Irish combo my mind could possible make up. Now in my dream I buried my face into a nearby bunk bed so I wouldn't laugh out loud and get into trouble. As I was laughing I was being shaken and I thought it was Amanda trying to keep me from getting into trouble.

Reality was Allan thought I was having some kind of seizure or something because I was "laughing so hard my whole body was shaking in bed" I tried explaining to him about the dream, but I was laughing so hard I couldn't form words. Eventually when I explained it to him, he couldn't believe that those three words made me laugh that hard.

It makes no sense explaining it, because there were parts of the dream that built up to that point... which right now I dont remember, and my brain was so accurate with my friend expressions and actions, that it could have literally been her invading my dream. I want all of my dreams to be like that. Even now I'm laughing at it, and my explanation probably makes me look like a loon.



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Reply #365 on: July 01, 2023, 07:36:16 PM

If someone wants to manipulate dreams completely according to his will, he can try SSILD.



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Reply #366 on: July 26, 2023, 07:07:33 PM

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Reply #367 on: July 31, 2023, 01:19:52 PM
My dreams are vivid but fragmented: often confusing, unrecognizable other than as a series of strange feelings. And then sometimes such intense, realistic, lifelike scenes - literally settings of a scene - that can be so sexual that even when I wake they surge in my mind like the growing seeds of daytime fantasy.

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Reply #368 on: August 12, 2023, 05:10:16 PM
I had a very hot sexual dream last night. Unusual for me.

My meds alter electrical activity in neurons by affecting ion (sodium, potassium, calcium, chloride) channels in the brain cells’ membrane. This in turn increases light sleep and decreases sleep efficiency, and studies show decreased REM sleep.

So I typically dream all the time, in rapid paced scenes. It is not enjoyable, almost annoying. I often wake up with a headache.

But last night was very calm, lucid, passionate love making. Wish I could have many more like this one.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #369 on: August 14, 2023, 05:50:25 PM
I rarely have erotic dreams, but a few nights ago I dreamt I was bashing the bishop. Come on brain, for fuck's sake generate a fantasy partner.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #370 on: August 26, 2023, 04:16:56 PM
I had a doozy last night. So bizarro I'm questioning whether or not to post it, but here it goes.

I have had several dreams over the years where miley cyrus has made an appearance. I have no idea why, but they have happened, and some where she was running around in the nude. Mind you, none of these were sexual dreams, she just popped up in like a restaurant naked. I honestly like miley cyrus. I like her music, I like her current look and her overall character. My opinion is she is an 80's pop/rock icon living in the 2020's. She is a HUGE advocate for pitbulls and bully breeds who have received a rather undeserved reputation.

Anyways

In this particular adventure into the bizzare and unknown of my subconscious, my coworkers, some friends, and my sister were at a enormous pet expo in this huge warehouse. I'm both working and shopping around. On a stage was miley cyrus performing "Flowers" just the chorus on repeat though. Step on into the weird is she was wearing this pink slin tight top and panties. What's really got my brain absolutely frazzled was she had this short blonde beard and there was a sizable bulge in her panties.

I must have seriously mixed up my meds or something because it was turning me on. Miley cyrus is great but there is less than zero sexual attraction there, but I would do Mikey Cyrus.



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Reply #371 on: August 26, 2023, 07:05:31 PM
Have you been paying a lot of attention to the "chicks with dicks" thread?

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Reply #372 on: August 26, 2023, 07:06:26 PM

I would do Mikey Cyrus.


You and Gemini Guy.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #373 on: August 26, 2023, 08:13:35 PM
Have you been paying a lot of attention to the "chicks with dicks" thread?

I have not, and there has only been one time where I saw an image of a trans person and had any sexual attraction. I think in posted said image.

And oly chit Toe, that tool is almost as big as she is. Back when she was trying to break alway from her Hannah Montana image.



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Reply #374 on: August 26, 2023, 08:37:33 PM
Back when she was trying to break alway from her Hannah Montana image.

She succeeded. LOL.

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Reply #375 on: August 26, 2023, 09:17:44 PM
I like Miley. She puts her whole body and soul into her performances. OK...lots of body  ;D

No offense intended but I see Shiela as our Miley. All the good things about Miley. I see them both as such free spirits.

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Reply #376 on: August 27, 2023, 03:44:41 AM
I would do Mikey Cyrus.

I loved Hannah Montana. It came out while I was recovering from my stroke.  I think I was her oldest fan, haha.
Haven't really followed her post Hannah.  I catch bits and pieces about her in People magazine.  I also remember the Terry Richardson photo shoot, not sure what that was all about. 
And she was on The Voice a few years ago.  I enjoyed her on there. 
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Reply #377 on: September 12, 2023, 02:41:04 PM

Another dream about my friends son.  This is getting concerning.

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Reply #378 on: September 12, 2023, 04:37:19 PM

Another dream about my friends son.  This is getting concerning.

And fuelling our anticipation........

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Reply #379 on: October 08, 2023, 03:24:46 PM
All I remember is that my entire family was on a massive Riva yacht. All men in my family was watching sports while me and my Aunt drank and watched the coast guard go from boat to boat searching for whatever.

I then remember searching the yacht because my cousin said she hid something on it that might get us into trouble and she forgot where she put it. As we searched people from the coast guard started popping up and we had to stall them while searching.

I just want to know what my subconscious thought my cousin had hidden.