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Reply #20 on: May 14, 2016, 08:54:53 AM
The packing fairies not arriving.  :roll:

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Reply #21 on: May 14, 2016, 05:31:03 PM
Wait. Do you actually LIKE Batman, Chirp?

Sure. My wife and I do share some dorkiness.

Looking forward to killing joke.



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Reply #22 on: May 14, 2016, 11:34:31 PM
Bad accident which closed the road and caused a 35 mile detour...

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Reply #23 on: May 15, 2016, 08:14:53 AM
Me: I don't wanna have date night tonight, I want to stay home with the new baby and the kids and order pizza.

My wife: fine, but we're watching star wars.

Me: You win, let' go out.

My wife: I'm kidding. We'll watch Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.

Me: Nooooooooooo.... oh! Ok!

Disaster narrowly averted.



Mask of the Phantasm, Damn I went to the theater to see that. Second best Batman movie I payed for at the theater. I actually felt like I got my $4.50's worth  ;D
Heath Ledger as the Joker, I'd pay ten bucks again to see that in the theater and I own the Blueray.

I know bunny trail I'm sorry but just one more bit to ponder Darth Vader with Banes' voice.....puts a whole new feeling to "Luke I am your father" without the Mufasa. Just soak that in. Not saying its good just....yeah :emot_laughing:



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Reply #24 on: May 15, 2016, 04:51:26 PM
Me: I don't wanna have date night tonight, I want to stay home with the new baby and the kids and order pizza.

My wife: fine, but we're watching star wars.

Me: You win, let' go out.

My wife: I'm kidding. We'll watch Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.

Me: Nooooooooooo.... oh! Ok!

Disaster narrowly averted.



Mask of the Phantasm, Damn I went to the theater to see that. Second best Batman movie I payed for at the theater. I actually felt like I got my $4.50's worth  ;D
Heath Ledger as the Joker, I'd pay ten bucks again to see that in the theater and I own the Blueray.

I know bunny trail I'm sorry but just one more bit to ponder Darth Vader with Banes' voice.....puts a whole new feeling to "Luke I am your father" without the Mufasa. Just soak that in. Not saying its good just....yeah :emot_laughing:


https://youtu.be/Wk-kNvr2Bgs



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Reply #25 on: May 16, 2016, 02:42:39 AM
I had no idea that existed. I meant like that but the actual movie lines for Vader.



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Reply #26 on: May 16, 2016, 04:11:01 AM
The weather.   The rain.   We were set to go out on a ride on the horses but nobody's heart was in it with the weather.    :(

Was so looking forward to it.

But glad to be back home.

:)
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Reply #27 on: May 16, 2016, 04:20:29 AM
I had no idea that existed. I meant like that but the actual movie lines for Vader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gL1om02Ols



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Reply #28 on: May 16, 2016, 03:02:55 PM
Waking up in bed all alone this morning.   

The past three mornings waking up cuddled up next to someone, or that person cuddle up next to me, was so great.

:),
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Reply #29 on: May 16, 2016, 05:33:33 PM
Finding out I probably have sisters I never knew about because my dad can't keep his dick out of things.  :roll:



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Reply #30 on: May 16, 2016, 08:46:42 PM
It seems my father's mother was the same way. My father, his brother and his sister all had different fathers. :P

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Reply #31 on: May 16, 2016, 09:46:18 PM
It seems my father's mother was the same way. My father, his brother and his sister all had different fathers. :P

Oh, you have no idea how amateur that is. My daddy is a slut beyond compare.

He called me last night with a "heads" up. :roll: get it?

Dad: Hey, kiddo, can't wait to see the new baby. By the way, one of your sisters wants to meet you.

Me: My sister already met me.

Dad: I mean a sister I made for you.

Me: Are you serious? Didn't we have a talk about condoms?

Dad: yes, but your advice fell on deaf ears.

Me: It always does with you.

Dad: I can tell you're upset.

Me: When am I not with you?

Dad: Look, she wants to meet you, are you cool with that?

Me: No.

Dad: Well I already told her you were.

Me: Figures. After all, I never did have much of a say when you wanted something from me.

Dad: Let's not bring that up.

Me: You never had a problem with doing that with me either.

Dad: Her mom will call you.

I hung up.

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Reply #32 on: May 17, 2016, 01:48:57 AM
Remember to Lock The Front Door.........

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Love,
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Reply #33 on: May 17, 2016, 04:08:57 AM
I was lied to today. The person did not know that I was fully aware of the circumstances surrounding the subterfuge, what that person was hiding, and the lie that overlaid it.

The trust that I had is severely damaged.

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Reply #34 on: May 17, 2016, 04:57:55 AM
I was lied to today. The person did not know that I was fully aware of the circumstances surrounding the subterfuge, what that person was hiding, and the lie that overlaid it.

The trust that I had is severely damaged.

I hear ya, sister  :roll:



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Reply #35 on: May 17, 2016, 01:55:58 PM
Going about my work (and typing a message on KB) when a window pops up saying that my computer will restart in 5 minutes and tells me to save my work.   No option to restart later, so I click OK.   Then, 4-1/2 minutes later a window pops up and a countdown from 30 starts.  No option to postpone.   5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...Then  BALOOP, screen goes dark.    20 minutes to update and restart.  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

To be fair, it's been asking for a reset since yesterday morning and I keep clicking the Restart Later button.


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Reply #36 on: May 17, 2016, 02:08:32 PM
UGHHHH   what the HECK is going on

Now, in the middle of typing out a text, my iPhone decides to update the software.    I'm literally typing a message and a pop up says, "Updating software x.x.x in 5 seconds".   And it shut down, right in the middle of my typing.

Okay, maybe these things didn't ruin my day, but they surely ticked me off.

:emot_angry:,
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Reply #37 on: May 17, 2016, 02:39:10 PM
Not making a birthday post on Eric's birthday.



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Reply #38 on: May 17, 2016, 03:26:54 PM
I have a meeting with my new sisters mom today.

I was supposed to take the new baby to see my sister and her GF.

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Reply #39 on: May 18, 2016, 03:36:42 PM
Being ignored.