It seems my father's mother was the same way. My father, his brother and his sister all had different fathers. 
Oh, you have no idea how amateur that is. My daddy is a slut beyond compare.
He called me last night with a "heads" up.

get it?
Dad: Hey, kiddo, can't wait to see the new baby. By the way, one of your sisters wants to meet you.
Me: My sister already met me.
Dad: I mean a sister I made for you.
Me: Are you serious? Didn't we have a talk about condoms?
Dad: yes, but your advice fell on deaf ears.
Me: It always does with you.
Dad: I can tell you're upset.
Me: When am I not with you?
Dad: Look, she wants to meet you, are you cool with that?
Me: No.
Dad: Well I already told her you were.
Me: Figures. After all, I never did have much of a say when you wanted something from me.
Dad: Let's not bring that up.
Me: You never had a problem with doing that with me either.
Dad: Her mom will call you.
I hung up.
