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Reply #200 on: July 09, 2016, 05:09:41 AM
Stood up tonight.   Her old job called her back at noon today and offered her double time to come in and help out tonight and tomorrow.   Can't be too mad at her.

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Reply #201 on: July 09, 2016, 02:31:42 PM
Yesterday, one of my children did something really sweet, so I shared it on social media with a hashtag that said #perfectson.  No sooner had I done that, then I get a text message from a former in-law berating me for allegedly "favoring" this child over my others, and suggesting that I was harming my children's self-esteem, and a bunch of other crap.

First, my kids aren't on my social media page.  Second, I didn't say *favorite* son, or *best* son.  All of my kids are perfect.  Third, WTF?  Finally, grandma, that's a good way to get blocked.

Turned a happy, sweet moment into an ugly one.  There's a reason I divorced your daughter.

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Reply #202 on: July 11, 2016, 03:03:30 PM
Has anybody hear of PokemonGo?

I almost hit a kid this morning.   He walked across the street while looking at his phone.   I gave him a 'toot' with my horn and he looked up and waved in an "I'm sorry" sort of way.   

I got to work and told one of the guys here.     He said, "He was probably playing PokemonGo."

Okay, in the last half hour, we've had random cars driving through our lot.   Our yard supervisor has stopped them and asked them why they are on private property.    "Because you have Pokemon's all over the place."

One of our employees brother is a cop and kids have been coming to that police station for Pokestuff.

WTH, but I almost ran a kid over.   A little 10 year old at 6:30 in the morning.

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Reply #203 on: July 12, 2016, 01:48:31 PM
Two things.   Awoke to a calf cramp, still tight.

The second thing [shudder], a 3 inch long centipede just came running across my desk.   I screamed so loud that 4 people came running into my office to see what happened.   It is now dead.   So gross.   I hate centipede's.    Spiders no problem.  Centipede, ewwww.

Goose bumps just telling this again.

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Reply #204 on: July 12, 2016, 02:21:37 PM
« Last Edit: July 12, 2016, 03:57:58 PM by Emanresu »



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Reply #205 on: July 12, 2016, 02:35:18 PM
Seriously?
I've never given a BOO before, but keep that up and you'll be my first.

:(,
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Hahaha, you changed the image.   Thank you, Cap'n.    
I was kidding about the Boo by the way.
Oh, and I'm allergic to cat (pet) dander, so just looking at 3 cute little kitties makes my nose twitch.  

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Reply #206 on: July 12, 2016, 05:39:19 PM
Two things.   Awoke to a calf cramp, still tight.

The second thing [shudder], a 3 inch long centipede just came running across my desk.   I screamed so loud that 4 people came running into my office to see what happened.   It is now dead.   So gross.   I hate centipede's.    Spiders no problem.  Centipede, ewwww.

Goose bumps just telling this again.
You haven't lived until a cockroach jumps down on you and runs across your whole body,... while you are naked in the shower.

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Reply #207 on: July 12, 2016, 05:52:35 PM
Thank god I don't live in cockroach country.    I don't know if I could get used to those.   Do they really make a noise like in some movies?

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Reply #208 on: July 12, 2016, 05:55:44 PM
Thank god I don't live in cockroach country.    I don't know if I could get used to those.   Do they really make a noise like in some movies?

Hissing Cockroach Does, but not native to North America.

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Reply #209 on: July 12, 2016, 06:02:56 PM



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Reply #210 on: July 12, 2016, 09:15:44 PM
Water line repair right outside my house. They ripped up the road, and then the street fucking flooded. Well done. Well fucking done.  :roll:



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Reply #211 on: July 13, 2016, 07:06:12 AM

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #212 on: July 13, 2016, 05:50:32 PM
Being awaken by a low flying helicopter. If you're gonna wake me up with a helicopter, at least be like Robert Duval and play some fuckin' Wagner.

That is all.


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Reply #213 on: July 14, 2016, 11:32:59 PM
Woke with aura migraine then the pain started... so that's me done for today...

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Reply #214 on: July 14, 2016, 11:37:05 PM
having to go see GhostBusters.  :roll:



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Reply #215 on: July 15, 2016, 12:02:25 AM
having to go see GhostBusters.  :roll:


And then later this evening...... :aol_anal:



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Reply #216 on: July 15, 2016, 12:04:03 AM
having to go see GhostBusters.  :roll:


And then later this evening...... :aol_anal:

She's already ass fucking me.  :roll:



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Reply #217 on: July 15, 2016, 02:05:04 AM
having to go see GhostBusters.  :roll:


And then later this evening...... :aol_anal:

She's already ass fucking me.  :roll:

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Reply #218 on: July 15, 2016, 04:22:55 AM
Being awaken by a low flying helicopter. If you're gonna wake me up with a helicopter, at least be like Robert Duval and play some fuckin' Wagner.
Oh, either fight or surf.

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Reply #219 on: July 15, 2016, 02:38:17 PM
What ruined my day.....

Sitting in an office for the next 9 hours while the sun is out and temperature is in the mid 80's.
That and this being the longest week ever.   The previous 2 weeks were 3 day weeks for me.

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