lol At first I thought your mom was upset with you, but it's HER dressing like a supermodel!
She has to be elegant and glamorous even in heat that can kill you. For fucks sake woman wear shorts and a cheap shirt it won't kill you.
No. Wire. Hangers. EVER!!!
True enough.
We went shopping today and it took her a god damned hour to get glammed up. I took five minutes to throw on a I heart donuts shirt and pants and she looks like a hundred thousand bucks.
Don't get me wrong, I love having a blazing hot mommy and the genetics she gave me, but sometimes I just want to throw dog shit on her and make her normal like the rest of us for once. She doesn't even fucking age like us mortals.
And then she wouldn't even let me have a cream filled chocolate doughnut with marshmallows. As if it would kill me but due to my health issue, as she put it, "If I see you put one crumb of crap like this in your body I'll muzzle you."
I am so pissed off at her right now.