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Reply #260 on: August 03, 2016, 12:22:41 AM
Washing machine finally given up the ghost had to buy a new one
that did not make my day... :-[

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Reply #261 on: August 03, 2016, 12:24:05 AM
I finished binge watching Game of Thrones, season 1-5, don't have season 6, and have to wait a year and a half for season 7.

Arrrrr!
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 03:12:27 AM by Katiebee »

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Reply #262 on: August 03, 2016, 12:26:46 AM
 Well anyways I had wrong tab on and was telling my guildmates about all the assholes in staging area.....so all those people saw what I said.......

This is the point where you tell everyone that you walked away from your computer while logged in and (insert name here) posted a bunch of cap while pretending to be you. Alternately, you could claim your account was hacked. You gave your login info to someone that said they would level your character up for you.  ^-^



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Reply #263 on: August 05, 2016, 04:12:12 AM
A few weeks ago I think I mentioned that I knocked my coffee over on my desk.

Well, today as I was leaving work in a hurry to get out of the office and on the road  through Detroit before the Tiger game ended, I stopped by my assistants desk and I knocked over her huge tumbler of iced tea.   She came walking in to her desk to find me mopping up her desk and picking wet papers.   

Clumsy.

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Reply #264 on: August 05, 2016, 04:38:45 AM
A few weeks ago I think I mentioned that I knocked my coffee over on my desk.

Well, today as I was leaving work in a hurry to get out of the office and on the road  through Detroit before the Tiger game ended, I stopped by my assistants desk and I knocked over her huge tumbler of iced tea.   She came walking in to her desk to find me mopping up her desk and picking wet papers.   

Clumsy.

Be more careful.  :emot_bottomspank:



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Reply #265 on: August 05, 2016, 05:17:17 AM
WHAT RUINED CHIRPING GIRL'S DAY:

Her wife finding out she bottom smacked Jules


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Reply #266 on: August 05, 2016, 02:57:21 PM
WHAT RUINED CHIRPING GIRL'S DAY:

Her wife finding out she bottom smacked Jules


:aol_anal:

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Reply #267 on: August 05, 2016, 03:13:49 PM
Got into an argument with my mom.

"It's 109 degree's, must you look and act like a super model even in this shit? Can't you be hot and miserable like the rest of us as a show of solidarity?"

"No, baby girl, but I can be twice as hot in this heat."

So not in the mood, mommy. :roll:



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Reply #268 on: August 05, 2016, 07:16:30 PM
lol At first I thought your mom was upset with you, but it's HER dressing like a supermodel! :P

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Reply #269 on: August 05, 2016, 07:28:16 PM
lol At first I thought your mom was upset with you, but it's HER dressing like a supermodel! :P

She has to be elegant and glamorous even in heat that can kill you. For fucks sake woman wear shorts and a cheap shirt it won't kill you.

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Reply #270 on: August 06, 2016, 06:34:33 PM
lol At first I thought your mom was upset with you, but it's HER dressing like a supermodel! :P

She has to be elegant and glamorous even in heat that can kill you. For fucks sake woman wear shorts and a cheap shirt it won't kill you.

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No. Wire. Hangers.  EVER!!!

True enough.

We went shopping today and it took her a god damned hour to get glammed up. I took five minutes to throw on a I heart donuts shirt and pants and she looks like a hundred thousand bucks.  :roll:

Don't get me wrong, I love having a blazing hot mommy and the genetics she gave me, but sometimes I just want to throw dog shit on her and make her normal like the rest of us for once. She doesn't even fucking age like us mortals.


And then she wouldn't even let me have a cream filled chocolate doughnut with marshmallows. As if it would kill me but due to my health issue, as she put it, "If I see you put one crumb of crap like this in your body I'll muzzle you."  :emot_banghead:

I am so pissed off at her right now. :emot_banghead:



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Reply #271 on: August 08, 2016, 03:35:59 PM
I woke up remember that Trump is still running for President. :emot_laughing:



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Reply #272 on: August 08, 2016, 04:07:13 PM
Sleeping through my alarm.  Usually up at 5:00am and in to work at 7am.   Woke up at 7:30.   Just got into work at 10am.   Ugh.

Long weekend.   Too much sun.   It wiped me out yesterday.   Friends and family didn't leave until 11pm last night, then I cleaned up.   

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Reply #273 on: August 08, 2016, 04:08:46 PM
Sleeping through my alarm.  Usually up at 5:00am and in to work at 7am.   Woke up at 7:30.   Just got into work at 10am.   Ugh.

Long weekend.   Too much sun.   It wiped me out yesterday.   Friends and family didn't leave until 11pm last night, then I cleaned up.   


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Reply #274 on: August 08, 2016, 04:28:26 PM
I don't have to go to work  :D

I pay someone to do it for me now.



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Reply #275 on: August 08, 2016, 04:42:07 PM
Proof! We want proof! ;-)

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Reply #276 on: August 08, 2016, 05:21:55 PM
Proof! We want proof! ;-)

Family owned small business.  :D



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Reply #277 on: August 08, 2016, 05:29:09 PM
Proof! We want proof! ;-)

She's a drug dealer.



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Reply #278 on: August 08, 2016, 05:30:08 PM
Proof! We want proof! ;-)

She's a drug dealer.

Drug dealers make more money than I do.  :roll:



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Reply #279 on: August 09, 2016, 03:00:45 PM
As I was leaving work yesterday, I hit the print button on a Word doc.   It was 15 pages long.  

When I came in this morning, the printer had used every bit of paper in the cassette and I had multiple copies of the document scattered across my desk, on the chair and on my desk.    I had just reloaded the cassette about noon yesterday.  So about 500 pages of wasted paper.

Good thing I'm not a tree hugger because I would feel really guilty.


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