KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

What RUINED your day today?

MintJulie · 219218

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 ... 342   Go Down

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,756
    • Woos/Boos: +1608/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #2760 on: August 26, 2019, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 24, 2019, 05:06:11 PM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

psiberzerker

  • Guest
Reply #2761 on: August 26, 2019, 04:51:14 PM
^That's temporary, and can cause permanent damage.  (I can't guestimate the probable risk, but it's not nil.)


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2762 on: August 26, 2019, 05:01:38 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 26, 2019, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 24, 2019, 05:06:11 PM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,308
    • Woos/Boos: +1316/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2763 on: August 26, 2019, 06:10:12 PM
Nope, Nope, Nope.  Much rather stay with my little guy. We've gotten to know each other so we'll. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

Offline staci

  • KB Pervert of the Year 2023
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,825
    • Woos/Boos: +1839/-28
    • Gender: Female
Reply #2764 on: August 26, 2019, 07:00:06 PM
On a "first hand" basis ms?

one of the originals

psiberzerker

  • Guest
Reply #2765 on: August 26, 2019, 07:06:18 PM


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,756
    • Woos/Boos: +1608/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #2766 on: August 26, 2019, 07:32:50 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2019, 05:01:38 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:

Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

IdleBoast

  • Guest
Reply #2767 on: August 26, 2019, 07:34:25 PM
A hot, sunny weekend in a seaside town, walking the prom through crowds of far-too-heavy people wearing far too little.

 0vomit0

But, see also...

Quote from: IdleBoast on August 26, 2019, 07:35:12 PM
A hot, sunny weekend in a seaside town...




ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2768 on: August 26, 2019, 07:38:46 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 26, 2019, 07:32:50 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2019, 05:01:38 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:

Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D



CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D


psiberzerker

  • Guest
Reply #2769 on: August 26, 2019, 07:55:07 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2019, 07:38:46 PM
low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.

That's how you know it's real!


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2770 on: August 26, 2019, 11:50:39 PM
Even though I had my dizzy spell this morning, the worst thing that could have happened to me happened.

I've said it countless times how wifey is a lifelong star wars dorkette. After she dragged me kicking and screaming to see lamest jedi when we vacationed in New York she said we were done with Disney star wars. Then she made me see that solo shit.

Today...

Me: Did you see that new star wars trailer?

Wifey: Yeah. Not impressed. Would do evil Rey though.

Me: You're so gay.

Wifey: I know.

Me: So, no plan to see it?

Wifey: I don't know. Maybe?

Me: No!

Wifey: Said maybe, white girl.

Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 :roll:


psiberzerker

  • Guest
Reply #2771 on: August 26, 2019, 11:52:24 PM


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2772 on: August 26, 2019, 11:53:41 PM
I'll bookmark it.  :roll:


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,308
    • Woos/Boos: +1316/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2773 on: August 27, 2019, 01:33:49 AM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

Offline RopeFiend

  • The Cleaner
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 5,395
    • Woos/Boos: +672/-30
    • Gender: Male
Reply #2774 on: August 27, 2019, 02:04:26 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 26, 2019, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 24, 2019, 05:06:11 PM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)



You can get about a 30% increase in girth, but only 5-10% more in length.  Plus (as Psi noted) you run the risk that you'll damage the corpus callosum, and it'll never go hard again.  The most you'll get is a big soft dick, once it's damaged.  The pumps the porn stars use are fluid filled and have a sleeve that you size to your dick, so that you don't over-stretch it.  Do it often enough and you get a permanent increase in girth, but not much more length.

Billy Glide got a sizable girth increase from pumping; you can see the difference between his earlier films and the latter ones.  He said it was from diet.  Yeah, sure, you betcha.

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

psiberzerker

  • Guest
Reply #2775 on: August 27, 2019, 02:32:09 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on August 27, 2019, 02:04:26 AM
Plus (as Psi noted) you run the risk that you'll damage the corpus callosum, and it'll never go hard again.

Between the hemispheres of the brain?

I did not know that.


IdleBoast

  • Guest
Reply #2776 on: August 28, 2019, 12:07:38 AM
I've just realised - tomorrow, I must wear socks.



ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2777 on: August 28, 2019, 02:14:01 AM
Reading a story about how the Chinese kill and eat dogs during a festival. They tie their legs behind them, or cut them off. Then they roast them.

Fuckin' barbaric. You could see them suffering.  :facepalm:


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,756
    • Woos/Boos: +1608/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #2778 on: August 28, 2019, 03:07:01 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2019, 07:38:46 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:


Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D

Then how about this:  ;D


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #2779 on: August 28, 2019, 08:00:15 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 28, 2019, 03:07:01 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 26, 2019, 07:38:46 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:


Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D

Then how about this:  ;D



No.  :roll:



Pages: 1 ... 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 ... 342   Go Up
« previous next »