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Reply #3405 on: June 11, 2020, 02:38:58 AM
Why are you so obsessed with your butt? It's a religion for you, isn't it?  :roll:



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Reply #3406 on: June 11, 2020, 02:57:38 AM
Why are you so obsessed with your butt? It's a religion for you, isn't it?  :roll:



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Yes...yes! It's a religion. Kneel behind me and begin your worshipping. :emot_laughing:

Buttism?  ;D

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Reply #3407 on: June 11, 2020, 03:10:22 AM
Why are you so obsessed with your butt? It's a religion for you, isn't it?  :roll:



 ;D

Yes...yes! It's a religion. Kneel behind me and begin your worshipping. :emot_laughing:

Buttism?  ;D

Bootyology?  :D

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Reply #3408 on: June 11, 2020, 08:03:07 PM
Why are you so obsessed with your butt? It's a religion for you, isn't it?  :roll:



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He could be a Zoroasstrian.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3409 on: June 12, 2020, 12:26:27 PM

Nah, he's from Minnesota.



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Reply #3410 on: June 12, 2020, 01:08:08 PM
I've always loved a good looking ass. It's the one area where men and women are the same (sorta). Man ass, woman ass...they all attract my attention.

Another reason I'm looking forward to the gym opening again. All the lovely lady butts in spandex! Woo!  I love to think that some of them like looking at my old mans butt.  Hey...just cause I'm old doesn't mean I don't have silly fantasies. ;D

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Reply #3411 on: June 12, 2020, 02:25:23 PM
I've always loved a good looking ass. It's the one area where men and women are the same (sorta). Man ass, woman ass...they all attract my attention.

Another reason I'm looking forward to the gym opening again. All the lovely lady butts in spandex! Woo!  I love to think that some of them like looking at my old mans butt.  Hey...just cause I'm old doesn't mean I don't have silly fantasies. ;D

Have to wear the old school sweatpants.  They show a guys butt so much better than this new age stuff.  It's like the for to the individual butt cheek.

I'll walk behind any guy that wears those.

And if I can follow them going upstairs   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

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Reply #3412 on: June 12, 2020, 02:37:34 PM
Didn’t ruin my day, on the contrary.

So my Peruvian’s brother sold his house and bought a new one.  That means she had to get the last of a few things out of his house.  She took black plastic bags and filled about 8 of those.  I was home working.

Unpacking in the back bedroom that doubles as an office I hear her scream followed by her running down the hall to me hyperventilating.  My first thought was, ‘That must be one huge spider to get her like that.’  I go down to discover a juvenile black snake about 20 inches long.  I released him/her on my deck.  Cute little fella isn’t it?




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Reply #3413 on: June 12, 2020, 03:27:53 PM
Least there wasn't any mice or other rodents around with Mr Black snake in the house. Lethal to rodents, not to humans.

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Reply #3414 on: June 12, 2020, 04:08:21 PM
It is happening again.  Talking earlier about guys in sweats put a little fire in my pit, my growler drooling, so I decided to take a moment for some "self love", ended up looking through pics thinking, "oh, bet Toe would like that one", "I could post that one in MJ's,  "there's one for watcher", "....staci", "....MsSlave",

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Reply #3415 on: June 12, 2020, 04:31:39 PM
So nice to hear you're keeping us in your thoughts... even as you...umm. As you "take care" of yourself. ;D

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Reply #3416 on: June 12, 2020, 06:30:46 PM
It is happening again.  Talking earlier about guys in sweats put a little fire in my pit, my growler drooling, so I decided to take a moment for some "self love", ended up looking through pics thinking, "oh, bet Toe would like that one", "I could post that one in MJ's,  "there's one for watcher", "....staci", "....MsSlave",

Self love. Gotta like it. If you can't love yourself, who are you going to love?  WOO!

msslave - I count three ladies and three guys in Shiela's self love. Share the love.  8) 8)

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Reply #3417 on: June 12, 2020, 06:43:23 PM
I'm old...but, I'll try to do 'em all. Yeah, I'm a man slut. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3418 on: June 13, 2020, 02:03:33 AM
I'm old...but, I'll try to do 'em all. Yeah, I'm a man slut. :emot_laughing:

Both men and women? You are a slut... 8)

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Reply #3419 on: June 13, 2020, 02:13:03 AM
I'm old...but, I'll try to do 'em all. Yeah, I'm a man slut. :emot_laughing:

Both men and women? You are a slut... 8)

As long as it involves his butt, he's up for anything.  ;D

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