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« Reply #3930 on: November 22, 2020, 04:14:03 PM »

I pay people to care for my lawn. It's leaf and dog poop free. I know because I have to pick up the poop.  Roll Eyes

Pool is covered. Backyard paradise is closed till next year.
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« Reply #3931 on: November 24, 2020, 01:04:51 AM »

Never stand behind a dog that is getting on a treadmill for the first time.  They may get spooked so bad their anal glands "pop" and you may get hit in the leg with the fluid.  You may not need to be told this, but it smells quite bad.
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« Reply #3932 on: November 24, 2020, 01:09:27 AM »


And why are dogs getting on treadmills?  Is the weather that bad there?

Oh, and EWWWW! to your comment.  You poor thing.
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« Reply #3933 on: November 24, 2020, 01:24:43 AM »


And why are dogs getting on treadmills?  Is the weather that bad there?

Oh, and EWWWW! to your comment.  You poor thing.

It was training the dog to get used to one.  Ours is small and slow, and the owner wanted to train the dog for their treadmill at home for when the weather is bad.  Well when that thing popped and spattered my leg, the owner decided then and there, it was not going to happen in her home.  Too little too late.
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« Reply #3934 on: November 24, 2020, 02:14:08 AM »

Geese will do the same when chased so don't get too close to the back of one when chasing them. Did not know that about dogs. Dogs using treadmills instead of going outdoors for exercise?  Shocked
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« Reply #3935 on: November 24, 2020, 02:27:37 AM »

Why were you chasing geese?


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« Reply #3936 on: November 24, 2020, 02:39:12 AM »

When we were young, relatives owned farms and had big get togethers for the 4th of July, so being young and mischievous,  we would chase animals like pigs and geese. It wasn't long before we discovered geese had a defensive weapon that shot brown liquid out of their back sides. Of course, messing with the barn cats was no picnic either. Grin
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« Reply #3937 on: November 24, 2020, 02:45:48 AM »

I had to ask.

I got along with the barn cats fine, but once running around the barn itself I got clotheslined by the electric fence and received a burn line across my forehead.  I was about 5.
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« Reply #3938 on: November 24, 2020, 02:47:27 AM »

Remind me to not open this thread while I’m eating...  facepalm
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« Reply #3939 on: November 24, 2020, 04:08:00 AM »

Remind me to not open this thread while I’m eating...  facepalm

Next time I'll snap a photo and post it.  See if I cant beat that mosquito picture for "worst image"
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« Reply #3940 on: November 24, 2020, 04:57:35 AM »

Remind me to not open this thread while I’m eating...  facepalm

Next time I'll snap a photo and post it.  See if I cant beat that mosquito picture for "worst image"

I deal with dog poop every day. I don't need to see pictures of it.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3941 on: November 24, 2020, 12:39:38 PM »

Ummmm... Watcher. As to Geese having defensive poop weapon.  Eagles can "shoot" their poop several feet. That helps keep their huge nests clean. That will also use that ability of someone/thing gets too close.
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« Reply #3942 on: November 24, 2020, 01:45:56 PM »

Why were you chasing geese?




Canada geese are just shitting machines; they poop as fast as they eat.  I used to work in an office next to the Thames and the maintenance men were forever cleaning it off the public access paths.

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« Reply #3943 on: November 24, 2020, 01:55:46 PM »

Why were you chasing geese?




Canada geese are just shitting machines; they poop as fast as they eat.  I used to work in an office next to the Thames and the maintenance men were forever cleaning it off the public access paths.


My earliest memories of Canadian geese are on the golf course.   Daddy used to take my sister and I.  There were a few holes I would not play because of all the poop scattered across the fairway.  It may have influenced my young mind and is the reason I never liked to golf.

Daddy finally gave up with me and golf and he started teaching me to bowl.  I wasn't forced to golf for a few years.   During that time, the golf course trained dogs to chase the geese away.  My sister would always take treats when they went golfing.  And pretty soon the dogs were following her around like her own little posse.  We couldn't have pets because I was allergic to them.  So those were kind of sort of my sister pets from April to October.  She would even go visit them during the winter.

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« Reply #3944 on: November 24, 2020, 03:12:58 PM »

Ummmm... Watcher. As to Geese having defensive poop weapon.  Eagles can "shoot" their poop several feet. That helps keep their huge nests clean. That will also use that ability of someone/thing gets too close.

Thanks, msslave. Now nobody will want to get behind me.... facepalm
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