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Reply #4050 on: January 06, 2021, 11:40:56 PM



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Reply #4051 on: January 08, 2021, 12:36:34 AM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...

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Reply #4052 on: January 08, 2021, 01:17:34 AM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...


Just try and avoid their moms my dear, when you ask if they want to go out for a drink.



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Reply #4053 on: January 08, 2021, 02:07:09 AM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...


Just try and avoid their moms my dear, when you ask if they want to go out for a drink.

Neighbors across the street have a grandson who might be turning 21, might go inquire just for the laugh.  His grandma already scolded me for staring  :facepalm:

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Reply #4054 on: January 08, 2021, 02:49:23 PM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...


Just try and avoid their moms my dear, when you ask if they want to go out for a drink.

Neighbors across the street have a grandson who might be turning 21, might go inquire just for the laugh.  His grandma already scolded me for staring  :facepalm:

All 21-year-olds needs the bad influence of an older woman.  ;D



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Reply #4055 on: January 08, 2021, 03:44:09 PM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...

Another crazy law. Men and women can enter the military at 18 and, god forbid, fight in the many undeclared wars going on, but cannot legally drink until 21. Least they lowered the voting age to 18 from 21.

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Reply #4056 on: January 08, 2021, 03:53:22 PM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...

Another crazy law. Men and women can enter the military at 18 and, god forbid, fight in the many undeclared wars going on, but cannot legally drink until 21. Least they lowered the voting age to 18 from 21.

Guys in my company used to make that joke.

"Hey kid, here is your assult rifle, your pistol, hand grenades, rocket launcher, and bayonetta.  Go do some killing.  But remember, drinking is unsafe for your age."

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Reply #4057 on: January 08, 2021, 04:24:22 PM
Everybody born in the year 2000 will be of legal drinking age by the end of this year...

Another crazy law. Men and women can enter the military at 18 and, god forbid, fight in the many undeclared wars going on, but cannot legally drink until 21. Least they lowered the voting age to 18 from 21.


They did, I think around the time of the Vietnam War or maybe it was an earlier war for exactly that argument.  And when I was 20, raised it to 21 again; in my state that happened in July.  You were grandfathered in if you turned 18 prior to the date.  So I had friends born months apart and graduated high school together who could drink at 18 and others that had to wait 3 more years.



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Reply #4058 on: January 11, 2021, 07:47:32 PM
I joined an online club run by a group of successful writers, and its intention is to help other writers to become successful. My intention was to investigate whether I could become a professional writer, since I learned last year that after writing 500,000 words of content in my first year of writing in my spare time, I might like doing this a little. I was encouraged by the positive feedback and constructive criticism I got on the site from several participants.

Last night, the two example chapters I'd posted up there to elicit criticism got taken down for being too explicit, with a very nice note from a moderator saying that it had happened and suggesting that I connect with other members and and make arrangements to DM them some example content if they were willing to look at it. But how likely is that? I looked at their site rules very carefully before posting, as I always do before posting, and there was nothing posted to warn people away from posting content that was sexually explicit or even violent.

My intention is to mainstream-ify roughly half my output and start selling steamy romance novels with some other genre twists and also a dose of comedy thrown in, but how am I supposed to get there from where I am now? I've asked the moderator for some more specific guidance. We'll see if she responds.

I'm feeling pretty demolished at the moment.
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Reply #4059 on: January 11, 2021, 08:45:44 PM

I'm feeling pretty demolished at the moment.

Don't you dare feel that way.  It had to do with the content, not your skill of writing.

They're trying to keep the website clean.   Ask if you can post a link to your stories here.

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Reply #4060 on: January 12, 2021, 02:24:25 AM
"don't go"  :roll:

It's nice to be worshipped, I deserve it.  :facepalm:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #4061 on: January 12, 2021, 02:46:35 AM

I'm feeling pretty demolished at the moment.

Don't you dare feel that way.  It had to do with the content, not your skill of writing.

They're trying to keep the website clean.   Ask if you can post a link to your stories here.

:),
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Could not agree more.  Dont let a site if prudes determine how well you write.  I think you're an exceptional writer.

Your writing makes me doubt whether or not mine is good enough.  Not trying to fish for compliments so save 'em.

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Reply #4062 on: January 20, 2021, 07:17:28 PM
News from the surgeon that your friendly eagle here has very serious shoulder damage, necessitating major surgery, and will not be flying around for a long time.  :(

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Reply #4063 on: January 20, 2021, 07:36:25 PM
News from the surgeon that your friendly eagle here has very serious shoulder damage, necessitating major surgery, and will not be flying around for a long time.  :(

So sorry to hear about your wing love.  Wish you a successful surgery with a very speedy recovery.  Perhaps you'll get at least one game of golf in before next winter.

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Reply #4064 on: January 20, 2021, 07:46:54 PM
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Hope you'll still be able to post with one wing.

Ummmm...er...will you...ahh... what I mean is :facepalm: will self pleasure still be possible. Keep us informed.

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.