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Reply #45 on: May 19, 2016, 02:25:41 PM
My wife finally let me use the feeldoe and penetrate her ass. Much as she enjoys causing me insane pain doing it to me I though she would finally understand why I hate it.

Multiple orgasms. She loved it.  :emot_banghead:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #46 on: May 23, 2016, 01:41:45 AM
Got a sliver in my middle finger.    Was pulling out with tweezers and it broke in two.   The other half is deep.   I'm going to end up ripping my finger apart to get this little bugger.   It is driving me crazy. Going on 2 hours.

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Reply #47 on: May 23, 2016, 02:02:32 AM
Got a sliver in my middle finger.    Was pulling out with tweezers and it broke in two.   The other half is deep.   I'm going to end up ripping my finger apart to get this little bugger.   It is driving me crazy. Going on 2 hours.

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Mission accomplished.   The ripping my finger apart and getting the sliver out.


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Reply #48 on: May 23, 2016, 12:19:51 PM
My wife finally let me use the feeldoe and penetrate her ass. Much as she enjoys causing me insane pain doing it to me I though she would finally understand why I hate it.

Multiple orgasms. She loved it.  :emot_banghead:


That sounds same as my girlfriend. I can say I literally understand the pain. But with time and practice I am getting used to it.

Something about something by someone important.


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Reply #49 on: May 23, 2016, 02:37:51 PM
My wife finally let me use the feeldoe and penetrate her ass. Much as she enjoys causing me insane pain doing it to me I though she would finally understand why I hate it.

Multiple orgasms. She loved it.  :emot_banghead:


That sounds same as my girlfriend. I can say I literally understand the pain. But with time and practice I am getting used to it.

It's been done to me countless times and it's still a nightmare.

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #50 on: May 23, 2016, 02:58:34 PM
Had to have the death talk with my 4 year old after she couldn't understand why a dog laying in the road didn't get up and move out of the way.

I had to explain that it was dead, and couldn't move anymore. She didn't get it. "Then help the dog move it's not safe there" I had to explain the concept of it to her, and that one day it will happen to all of us and we're only here a short time, then we die and make room for others to live.

"We won't get to go to the park anymore or have fun playing?"

 :'(


What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #51 on: May 23, 2016, 05:13:16 PM
Had to have the death talk with my 4 year old after she couldn't understand why a dog laying in the road didn't get up and move out of the way.

I had to explain that it was dead, and couldn't move anymore. She didn't get it. "Then help the dog move it's not safe there" I had to explain the concept of it to her, and that one day it will happen to all of us and we're only here a short time, then we die and make room for others to live.

"We won't get to go to the park anymore or have fun playing?"

 :'(



I think the "death talk" to a four year old is a little to premature.
Explaining some or certain aspects of death might be okay, but not everything that you did. I'm not sure a four year old can "fully" grasp the ideas behind a "death talk".
But before someone has a fit, I also think that yes the "death talk" should come at an age appropriate time.

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Reply #52 on: May 23, 2016, 05:24:22 PM
Caution .... topic moving dangerously close to 1408.

Back to slivers.
Quote from: MintJulie on May 22, 2016, 07:41:45 PM
Got a sliver in my middle finger.    Was pulling out with tweezers and it broke in two.   The other half is deep.   I'm going to end up ripping my finger apart to get this little bugger.   It is driving me crazy. Going on 2 hours.

Twice I have had slivers from paneling underneath my fingernail such that you could see it. One of them I could actually get ahold of to pull out. The second, however, broke off flush and I had to dig to just be able to grab it.



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Reply #53 on: May 23, 2016, 06:23:37 PM
Had to have the death talk with my 4 year old after she couldn't understand why a dog laying in the road didn't get up and move out of the way.

I had to explain that it was dead, and couldn't move anymore. She didn't get it. "Then help the dog move it's not safe there" I had to explain the concept of it to her, and that one day it will happen to all of us and we're only here a short time, then we die and make room for others to live.

"We won't get to go to the park anymore or have fun playing?"

 :'(



I think the "death talk" to a four year old is a little to premature.
Explaining some or certain aspects of death might be okay, but not everything that you did. I'm not sure a four year old can "fully" grasp the ideas behind a "death talk".
But before someone has a fit, I also think that yes the "death talk" should come at an age appropriate time.

Love,
Liz
 

I've had to do it before. It ruined my day, but it was time for the talk. I had to tell my daughter after she watched Charlotte's web the first time. It's not easy, it's horrible, but when the time comes it comes and there's no real best time to talk about it. Better she and I talk about it than let her watch Charlotte's web.

I might have put it off, but she was really upset and I had to explain the situation. There's no point in leaving things out. It was a talk we'd have eventually.

That ruined the day, but it would have ruined any other day.
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What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #54 on: May 23, 2016, 09:16:52 PM
A bad headache that just won't stop.   :'(

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Reply #55 on: May 23, 2016, 09:34:11 PM
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.   :emot_chug:



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Reply #56 on: May 23, 2016, 09:52:45 PM
That trick never worked for me.     Usually some exercise or a nap helps.   Excedrin most of the day hasn't worked.

Thanks for the advice though Cap'n Resu.    :-*


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Reply #57 on: May 23, 2016, 10:41:05 PM
That trick never worked for me.     Usually some exercise or a nap helps.   Excedrin most of the day hasn't worked.

Thanks for the advice though Cap'n Resu.    :-*


Jules

I crack my neck constantly when I have a headache. It doesn't help.

 ;D

Sorry, no miracle cure. Sleep it off is this the only thing you can do.

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Reply #58 on: May 23, 2016, 10:53:12 PM
That trick never worked for me.     Usually some exercise or a nap helps.   Excedrin most of the day hasn't worked.

Thanks for the advice though Cap'n Resu.    :-*


Jules

Try Ice on the back of your neck....
It will throb for a while, then go away.

Love,
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Reply #59 on: May 23, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Have someone stomp on your right foot and kick you in the left shin. You'll forget all about your headache. Guaranteed to work or your money back.