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Reply #5320 on: June 15, 2022, 05:17:57 PM


There are companies that still segregate management/staffslave restrooms? :o

Some in the UK are allegedly trying to install unisex restrooms.

Long time ago I was doing extra duties (I was golfing instead being where I was supposed to be in the military) in the Base headquarters. There were three washrooms - Men, Women, and Officers. I noted this so that I could later check and find out what the anatomical differences were.

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Reply #5321 on: June 16, 2022, 02:17:30 AM
Three fucking idiots in my office have come down with Covid this week. None of them were vaccinated. Holy shit. How fucking stupid can you be? And two of them are lawyers. There’s absolutely no excuse whatsoever. I don’t care if you voted for Trump. Trump is vaccinated! Why the fuck aren’t you?

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Reply #5322 on: June 16, 2022, 04:08:00 AM
Three fucking idiots in my office have come down with Covid this week. None of them were vaccinated. Holy shit. How fucking stupid can you be? And two of them are lawyers. There’s absolutely no excuse whatsoever. I don’t care if you voted for Trump. Trump is vaccinated! Why the fuck aren’t you?

I know the feeling.  My manager and his wife drank the Krazy Kool Aid a long time ago so they have the whole Right Wing Nutjob starter pack and expansion sets.  Birtherism, Science Denial, 2A Extremism, Forced-Birth, Stolen Election, all of it.  Fox News is "too liberal" for them.  They were mad they couldn't get time off to go to January 6th.  Of course this includes being Anti-Vax.  Last fall to winter, they both came down with pretty bad cases of Covid.  They were both in the hospital for weeks.  She's looking at long haul Covid complications for probably the rest of her life.  You'd think that would be enough to shake loose their beliefs right?  Nope.  He tells me earlier today they might have Covid again, and she's taking some "medicines" for it. 

I wouldn't be so pissed if it were just their own lives at risk.  Hell, I might even get a promotion out of it, Mirror Universe style.  But they also have young grandchildren they spend a lot of time with that are too young to get the vaccine until it's approved for toddlers.  They're risking their grandchildren's lives because they're too goddamned selfish and brainwashed to think clearly.

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Reply #5323 on: June 16, 2022, 04:32:51 AM
You'd think that would be enough to shake loose their beliefs right?  Nope.

That kind of mindset has been studied in depth, but in the context of religions. Believers can tie themselves in mental knots explaining why the millenium didn't come, or why an 'immortal' guru died of a heart attack, or why miraculous healing powers don't heal.

One book comes to mind — When Prophecy Fails — but there are many, many more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails

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Reply #5324 on: June 16, 2022, 06:07:51 PM

either change my lifestyle to minimise screen time, for the next 6-8 months,

What did I tell you about playing those porn games? Too much screen time messed up your eyes.

Seriously though, I hope it isn't as bad as it sounds. 💋

It wasn't exactly the screen time messing up his eyes. It was what he was doing with his hand that may be the resson for his eye issues, or so  the saying goes. ;D ;D

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Reply #5325 on: June 16, 2022, 06:59:46 PM
I don’t care if you voted for Trump. Trump is vaccinated! Why the fuck aren’t you?

The craziest anti-vaxxers are starting to think that maybe Trump was a little too liberal for them after all. Some of them are complaining that he should have never allowed the vaccines or even the lockdowns in the first place.



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Reply #5326 on: June 16, 2022, 07:53:33 PM

It wasn't exactly the screen time messing up his eyes. It was what he was doing with his hand that may be the resson for his eye issues, or so  the saying goes. ;D ;D


When my mother told me masturbation would make me go blind, I told her I would only do it until I needed glasses. And I’ve been wearing glasses a very long time. LOL.

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Reply #5327 on: June 16, 2022, 07:56:29 PM
But they also have young grandchildren they spend a lot of time with that are too young to get the vaccine until it's approved for toddlers.  They're risking their grandchildren's lives because they're too goddamned selfish and brainwashed to think clearly.

Well, at least the good news is that bad outcomes from Covid are relatively rare in children. Not unheard of, but relatively rare.

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Reply #5328 on: June 16, 2022, 08:41:09 PM

either change my lifestyle to minimise screen time, for the next 6-8 months,
What did I tell you about playing those porn games? Too much screen time messed up your eyes.

Seriously though, I hope it isn't as bad as it sounds. 💋
It wasn't exactly the screen time messing up his eyes. It was what he was doing with his hand that may be the resson for his eye issues, or so  the saying goes. ;D ;D
Time and again, okay, tbh, only once, but I did look that up, and it’s just a myth, without any scientific backing.



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Reply #5329 on: June 16, 2022, 08:52:11 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #5330 on: June 17, 2022, 02:48:31 AM
I’m trying to buy clothes for one of my foster children, but she is a very odd size for her age, so I asked for assistance on a Reddit sub forum, and some she-bitch from hell decided to out me as a “pervert“ that was “whacking off” over my request for the name of a retailer that had petite sizes. You all know I am a pervert. But perversity had absolutely *nothing* to do with the request. And I don’t even like petite women. So it really pissed me off. It’s just the whole fucking Internet thing.  I know somebody is reading this and going “the irony is real” yes it is.

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Reply #5331 on: June 18, 2022, 01:59:23 PM
No power for the past two hours due to ongoing heavy rain. (Torrent/ downpour with winds fast enough to make the doors become a drum set.)
Forced to wait for more than an hour in front of a computer screen out of technicality.
Cumbersome to go in and out due to ongoing nationwide riots. (Actually, in this case, rain is not so bad for crowd-dispersion. So that works out heh.)
A case of misidentification.



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Reply #5332 on: June 18, 2022, 02:13:13 PM
No power for the past two hours due to ongoing heavy rain. (Torrent/ downpour with winds fast enough to make the doors become a drum set.)
Forced to wait for more than an hour in front of a computer screen out of technicality.
Cumbersome to go in and out due to ongoing nationwide riots. (Actually, in this case, rain is not so bad for crowd-dispersion. So that works out heh.)
A case of misidentification.

Seems like storms are ripping around everywhere. We still have people around here that dont have power two days after a storm.  Lots of damage.

Stay safe love 💋



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Reply #5333 on: June 18, 2022, 02:21:36 PM
No power for the past two hours due to ongoing heavy rain. (Torrent/ downpour with winds fast enough to make the doors become a drum set.)
Forced to wait for more than an hour in front of a computer screen out of technicality.
Cumbersome to go in and out due to ongoing nationwide riots. (Actually, in this case, rain is not so bad for crowd-dispersion. So that works out heh.)
A case of misidentification.

Seems like storms are ripping around everywhere. We still have people around here that dont have power two days after a storm.  Lots of damage.

Stay safe love 💋
Hope you stay safe too Miss Shiela. The tornadoes are much much worse than just storms.
Going by the weather thread, it seems that that indeed is the case.



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Reply #5334 on: June 18, 2022, 05:54:16 PM
Mistaken identity? I know your identity.

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Reply #5335 on: June 19, 2022, 01:26:24 PM
This was actually yesterday. We have a couple that leave their dog with us at least once a month when they travel to door county to whatever. Normally the wife picks up the dog, but yesterday it was the husband, they are really nice people and their dog is always happy and healthy. What wasnt happy was me when I brought their dog out and approached him. He was wearing sandles, and his feet were disgusting.

It's no secret that I hate feet as is, but his nasty yellow toenails were longer than his dogs claws. I literally gagged when I saw them and then did my best to never see them again. He asked if I was ok, and I said that I was feeling a little under the weather. Normally I'll squat down, pet their dog and say goodbye, but I didn't want to get any closer to those yeti feet.

If you're going to wear that kind of footwear, and expose other people to your feet, at the very least make them look healthy. So gross.



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Reply #5336 on: June 19, 2022, 02:09:43 PM
It's no secret that I hate feet as is, but his nasty yellow toenails were longer than his dogs claws. I literally gagged when I saw them and then did my best to never see them again.

I know exactly the kind of toenails you mean, and my reaction would have been exactly the same as yours.

There are some cultures in which it's considered cool for men to let their pinkie nails grow extra long. Nails like that have the same effect on me. I want to run away.

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Reply #5337 on: June 19, 2022, 02:17:58 PM


If you're going to wear that kind of footwear, and expose other people to your feet, at the very least make them look healthy. So gross.

So gross.  I am not a foot person.  I have never touched another persons foot in 30 years.

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Reply #5338 on: June 19, 2022, 03:05:05 PM
Guess that life has a luck balance.
Yesterday was awesome irl, while abysmal here.
TIL, that the harasser was banned, but RL-wise, had real bad luck while doing something really important.
Followed by a long-awaited visit to the zoo, to meet the Zebra.
Arriving at the gate, it slowly starts to rain.
As I hurry towards the Zebra enclosure, the rain also increases in intensity. Fully drenched upon getting there, the sad thing is the Zebra is alone. (Previously, there were a pair of Zebras) also, the wire fence was replaced by the glass fence, with railings on both sides. Hence only see the Zebra.
Difference, previously, just like people, Zebras would come to the edge of the fence, and everyone would feed them leaves and grass twigs through the fence. Not anymore though.



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Reply #5339 on: June 19, 2022, 04:31:31 PM

I know exactly the kind of toenails you mean, and my reaction would have been exactly the same as yours.


Yellow toenails are caused by foot fungus. There are medications and topical solutions available. But seriously, if you got it, cover that shit up.

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