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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #60 on: May 23, 2016, 11:28:44 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 23, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Have someone stomp on your right foot and kick you in the left shin. You'll forget all about your headache. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

"You are such a charmer".............What would all of us Ladies have done without you.??

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Love,
Liz


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Reply #61 on: May 23, 2016, 11:30:34 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 23, 2016, 11:28:44 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 23, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Have someone stomp on your right foot and kick you in the left shin. You'll forget all about your headache. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

"You are such a charmer".............What would all of us Ladies have done without you.??

 :D
Love,
Liz


Probably exactly the same except the stamping would be with stilettos...

vinney   ;D

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Reply #62 on: May 23, 2016, 11:31:45 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 23, 2016, 11:30:34 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 23, 2016, 11:28:44 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 23, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Have someone stomp on your right foot and kick you in the left shin. You'll forget all about your headache. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

"You are such a charmer".............What would all of us Ladies have done without you.??

 :D
Love,
Liz


Probably exactly the same except the stamping would be with stilettos...

vinney   ;D

You To.......
 :D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #63 on: May 23, 2016, 11:59:01 PM
No need to thank me. I do what I can.


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Reply #64 on: May 24, 2016, 02:36:11 AM
Oh my God Cap'n, it worked.   My headache is gone.     :emot_laughing:

Actually was cured by a good hard workout on the track.    A sweat and hot shower.  Plus some special medicine that was lying around not prescribed to me.  shhhhh



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Reply #65 on: May 24, 2016, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 24, 2016, 02:36:11 AM
Oh my God Cap'n, it worked.   My headache is gone.     :emot_laughing:

Actually was cured by a good hard workout on the track.    A sweat and hot shower.  Plus some special medicine that was lying around not prescribed to me.  shhhhh



Jules


Codein?


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Reply #66 on: May 24, 2016, 01:54:21 PM
@chirp     No.   A bit stronger and harder to get your hands on.   Starts with Ox.  All I'm saying.    Half a pill.

Aww darn Gravity.   Wish you would have mentioned it sooner.  I was willing to try anything to get rid of it.  hahaha.

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Reply #67 on: May 24, 2016, 01:59:19 PM
Started the morning by being welcomed with a message on my computer display.

"You have been upgraded to Windows 10."

Um, I didn't want it.  Didn't ask for it.  Didn't say Okay I'll upgrade.

Come to find out the IT guy came in after I left and started the process.   

Scanner and printer not working.    A bunch of other things to change back to normal.   grrrrrr

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Reply #68 on: May 24, 2016, 02:14:08 PM


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Reply #69 on: May 24, 2016, 02:34:01 PM
My partners mother has been "visiting".... for THREE WEEKS!  >:(  .
We live in a 1bedroom apartment at the moment.
 How does that saying go? Fish and guests....
I love her like my own mother but even my mother knows to fuck off after a few days!
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Reply #70 on: May 24, 2016, 03:33:19 PM
Work computer: "Your computer has been infected with a virus call this toll free number for price information to correct the issue." Oooops, AVG caught your ass. Threat removed.

My manager followed my order to keep AVG updated.  :D

Disaster averted.


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Reply #71 on: May 24, 2016, 03:52:41 PM
Microsoft, we know how you work better than you do!

If it isn't broken, we'll fix it!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #72 on: May 25, 2016, 07:02:28 PM
Was about to eat lunch and discovered I didn't bring it in from the car.   Went out to the car, not there.   Sent a text back home, I left it at the back door.   Must have set it down when putting on my shoes.    I had peanut butter and jelly, poptart and some cut up fruit.  :(
I hate going out to grab a bite to eat.

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Reply #73 on: May 25, 2016, 08:26:43 PM
Too far for you to drive.  We'd have to meet half way.      Greektown.

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Reply #74 on: May 25, 2016, 09:13:59 PM
Accidentally broke my MP3/FM radio player I use when I clean the house.

BUT, stretching my blonde IQ to the breaking point, I took the rechargeable battery out of another one that died out, took the one out of my broken one and fixed my old one with the dead battery.

much smaller battery, but lasted 6 hours without dying.

Liked the old one better anyway. So ruin turned into salvage.


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Reply #75 on: May 25, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
Both ruined and made my day......with bikini weather approaching was time for a wax.  *ouch, ouch, ouch* 


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Reply #76 on: May 25, 2016, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on May 25, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
Both ruined and made my day......with bikini weather approaching was time for a wax.  *ouch, ouch, ouch* 

LOL....I have to admit, I chickened out....decided to shave instead.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 


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Reply #77 on: May 25, 2016, 11:42:09 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 25, 2016, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on May 25, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
Both ruined and made my day......with bikini weather approaching was time for a wax.  *ouch, ouch, ouch* 

LOL....I have to admit, I chickened out....decided to shave instead.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 

I shave every morning Liz... yes... every damned morning...

vinney  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #78 on: May 26, 2016, 12:31:58 AM
Quote from: vinney on May 25, 2016, 11:42:09 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 25, 2016, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on May 25, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
Both ruined and made my day......with bikini weather approaching was time for a wax.  *ouch, ouch, ouch* 

LOL....I have to admit, I chickened out....decided to shave instead.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 

I shave every morning Liz... yes... every damned morning...

vinney  :emot_laughing:

TMI Vinney.......TMI........
 :D
Where..??

Love,
Liz


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Reply #79 on: May 26, 2016, 12:40:29 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 26, 2016, 12:31:58 AM
Quote from: vinney on May 25, 2016, 11:42:09 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 25, 2016, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on May 25, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
Both ruined and made my day......with bikini weather approaching was time for a wax.  *ouch, ouch, ouch* 

LOL....I have to admit, I chickened out....decided to shave instead.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 

I shave every morning Liz... yes... every damned morning...

vinney  :emot_laughing:

TMI Vinney.......TMI........
 :D
Where..??

Love,
Liz


Where...?  In the bathroom of course... :emot_laughing:

vinney

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