My daughter called me to ask if egging a house was a rational response. Since this was the calm one, I asked to what.
Shooting two puppies on their own farm, and throwing them in the slough.
I kid you not, the farm that is owned by her room mate/land lords and fellow vet students that Alyssa volunteers at for large animal medicine practice has farm dogs that just had a litter of puppies. All are being socialized by the parents and learning to be good stock dogs before they get adopted out. All already had owners lined up, they are of a line of very good stock dogs. Their neighbor decided it was the thing to do to pull up along side their property line on his tractor, and shoot the puppies across the fence, then grab the bodies and toss them in the slough.
The cops have been called, so that is in the works, eventually, Very small town, so justice will be go around to. My daughter called me and asked if a road trip to the farm to egg the puppy shooting neighbors house was warranted. I assured her, egging puppy shooting assholes is entirely reasonable. If they object, upgrade to stones. The local cop is one of the people waiting on puppies from the litter, so expect little sympathy for the dog shooter.