Off to the dentist. It will ruin my day. I can't stand the dentist, and the super bright lights in the eyes allways leave me with a headache. The ten thousand "I'm sorry" as his elbow meets my boob gets old. Yes, I know, they are huge, and in the way. Not news. No you are not trying to cop a feel with your elbows, I know where the big steel pick or drill is right now, please pay attention to it, not mount Milk Maid.
I am pumping before I go, because squirting at him will not improve my dental experience.