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Reply #540 on: December 21, 2016, 10:43:06 PM
They will be tweens and teenagers in the blink of an eye.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #541 on: December 22, 2016, 12:38:32 AM
What ruined my day?

My erotica is on my work computer, so I can't even write in the rain! I fucking forgot to email it to myself! And I can't write this weekend, because everyone I know has invited me to Christmas shit!

Fuck this holiday!

(Someone post a gif of Cindy Lou Who looking sad...)

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #542 on: December 22, 2016, 12:54:35 AM
Our eldest had his first drink-til-you puke session with his mates last night.

Unfortunately, he waited to do the puking until he got home.

Sent barefoot to investigate strange noises in the wee small hours, I found him kneeling next to a broken toilet in a pool of vomit, which I stood in.

Even worse, he had been drinking snakebite and black. That's pints of 1/2 lager, 1/2 cider, & a dash of blackcurrant cordial. Imagine the smell.

Still, he wasn't allowed to stagger off to bed until he had mopped up the worst of the mess and put his clothes in the washing machine, and he spent his hangover cleaning the floor properly and repairing the toilet, so not all bad...






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Reply #543 on: December 22, 2016, 02:30:32 AM
Quote from: Fish on December 22, 2016, 12:38:32 AM
What ruined my day?

My erotica is on my work computer, so I can't even write in the rain! I fucking forgot to email it to myself! And I can't write this weekend, because everyone I know has invited me to Christmas shit!

Fuck this holiday!

(Someone post a gif of Cindy Lou Who looking sad...)



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Reply #544 on: December 22, 2016, 03:18:12 AM
Woo! Thanks, CG!

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #545 on: December 24, 2016, 11:03:23 PM
My love is having a good time, and is happy.

But I'm not the one making that happen.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #546 on: December 25, 2016, 01:33:09 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 24, 2016, 11:03:23 PM
My love is having a good time, and is happy.

But I'm not the one making that happen.

If I were her, I'd beware the reprisal for that. Sorry to hear you're not having a good day Katie.

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Reply #547 on: December 26, 2016, 03:31:12 AM
Everyone had a great X-mas. But it looks like a nuclear bomb went off in the living room. It'll take me all night to clean up that mess of wrapping paper.  :roll:


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Reply #548 on: December 30, 2016, 05:44:07 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 26, 2016, 03:31:12 AM
Everyone had a great X-mas. But it looks like a nuclear bomb went off in the living room. It'll take me all night to clean up that mess of wrapping paper.  :roll:

But it was worth it!!!!!!   :)


What ruined my day.......    The last 3 days in Florida, something chewed on my ankle.   omg the bug bites.   Our hostess said it was likely no see ums, and I didn't see 'em.    At least 30 bites on the top of my feet and around my ankles.    So itchy.   So irritating. 

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Reply #549 on: December 30, 2016, 06:55:13 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 30, 2016, 05:44:07 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 26, 2016, 03:31:12 AM
Everyone had a great X-mas. But it looks like a nuclear bomb went off in the living room. It'll take me all night to clean up that mess of wrapping paper.  :roll:

But it was worth it!!!!!!   :)


What ruined my day.......    The last 3 days in Florida, something chewed on my ankle.   omg the bug bites.   Our hostess said it was likely no see ums, and I didn't see 'em.    At least 30 bites on the top of my feet and around my ankles.    So itchy.   So irritating. 
You have to wear full cover on your feet, like running shoes and socks. And Deet!

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Reply #550 on: December 30, 2016, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 30, 2016, 05:44:07 AM

What ruined my day.......    The last 3 days in Florida, something chewed on my ankle.   omg the bug bites.   Our hostess said it was likely no see ums, and I didn't see 'em.    At least 30 bites on the top of my feet and around my ankles.    So itchy.   So irritating. 


Let me rub some Cortisone on you... hope you feel better soon.


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Reply #551 on: December 30, 2016, 03:15:52 PM
Thank you Katie and Toe.   :)

I've been to Florida a million times and this never happened.   I'm the only person that got bit, too.     We used the same sunscreen, so it wasn't a certain scent.   Just ARGHH! so itchy.   Cortisone helping a little, but it just doesn't do the trick.   Now, this morning I have 3 bites on my forearm that just appeared.    I swear they weren't there last night.

:(,
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Reply #552 on: December 30, 2016, 09:02:59 PM
My 4 year old basically breaks down in tears when those ASPCA commercials come on. I know it's awful seeing those animals suffering, but mommy already donates to it every month. I can't afford to up my donation every time the commercial comes on.  :roll:


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Reply #553 on: December 31, 2016, 12:34:52 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 30, 2016, 09:02:59 PM
My 4 year old basically breaks down in tears when those ASPCA commercials come on. I know it's awful seeing those animals suffering, but mommy already donates to it every month. I can't afford to up my donation every time the commercial comes on.  :roll:

My love actually laughs at these monetary appeals, because she says Americans know *nothing* about animal suffering.  "We have mangy flea bitten animals wandering about in  public parks, with oozing sores and missing or mangled limbs.  I think most Americans would faint to see what we deal with daily."



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Reply #554 on: December 31, 2016, 02:19:38 AM
8 hours at work on my day off today. OK, it is paid out at time and a half. But FUCK, I really didn't want to get up at 5 this morning.

The boss went to the States for Christmas and was supposed to be back today. However, he got stuck in Toronto because of weather. Nobody who is qualified was able to fill in so, I got the call at 4:30 PM yesterday.

That is all.

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Reply #555 on: December 31, 2016, 07:06:23 AM
:( sorry JBRG, but that time and a half is always nice. :)


So, it's 1:00am and my friend is just now leaving work.   
Who has a wedding and reception on the night before new years eve?   

Just glad she has tomorrow night off.

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Reply #556 on: January 02, 2017, 02:57:02 AM
Kids were sad the Xmas stuff had to go today.

My 4 year old loved the pretty lights.  :(


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Reply #557 on: January 02, 2017, 07:02:45 AM
You're one of a kind then. Most people leave all that sh-t up until March or April. :P

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Reply #558 on: January 02, 2017, 03:08:22 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on January 02, 2017, 07:02:45 AM
You're one of a kind then. Most people leave all that sh-t up until March or April. :P

I wouldn't put them up in the first place.

Fucking nightmare to clean up.


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Reply #559 on: January 03, 2017, 01:58:15 AM
I thought mine were all away only to discover two ornaments hiding in plain site.  Ain't it always the way...


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