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Reply #760 on: February 17, 2017, 05:46:31 AM
It's part of the end of expertise, and anti-intellectualism, era we live in.  Why should I pay a professional, when I can Google it myself?  Ever performed surgery on yourself?  Sometimes you have to pay for specialized skills.


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Reply #761 on: February 17, 2017, 11:14:47 AM
4:12am. Baby won't sleep. I'm so tired. Kids up in couple hours.  :facepalm:

At least she'll sleep all day. But I won't.  :facepalm:


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Reply #762 on: February 18, 2017, 05:27:44 PM
Dropping my damn iPhone on a concrete floor.  Shattered screen.  I'm going to upgrade rather than repair, but that involves the countless hours restoring a new phone.  Ugh.


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Reply #763 on: February 19, 2017, 11:17:38 PM
Countless hours?    Back it up to iTunes.    Hook up new phone and restore from backup.

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Reply #764 on: February 19, 2017, 11:50:07 PM
Nothing. Was a great day!! :sign_a+:


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Reply #765 on: February 20, 2017, 03:45:47 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 19, 2017, 11:17:38 PM
Countless hours?    Back it up to iTunes.    Hook up new phone and restore from backup.

I have 128 Gb right now.  Upgrading to 256 Gb.  So it does take a while.  Even with a quad-core i7 processor.


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Reply #766 on: February 21, 2017, 04:22:59 PM
The baby would not sleep, so neither could I. I am fucking exhausted. The girls were uncooperative this morning and I tried my hardest to keep my cool with them. Thankfully the wife stepped up and took charge of them and cleaned the kitchen.

But... some motherfucker decided to stick a fucking sign in my yard. It was also a leftist SJW message!!!!!!!!!! woo fucking hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I am in a horrible enough mood today because I haven't slept. The fucking thing said in English Spanish and fuckin' Arabic how proud we are to have them in our neighborhood, even though there are no fucking Arabs or Mexicans here!!!!!!!!! I know who did it. I ripped it out of my yard and delivered the fuckin' thing back to them and told them if they set foot on my property again I'd have them arrested.

Don't fuck with this bitch when I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open.

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Reply #767 on: February 21, 2017, 04:48:58 PM
Yikes.   And I thought I was having a bad day because I can't find the 'caption this' topic.

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Reply #768 on: February 21, 2017, 05:11:24 PM
Virtue signaling cock suckers don't even know who lives here.  :facepalm:

I'm serious, this is a somewhat wealthy neighborhood. We don't have any Mexicans or Arabs anywhere near here. We have one black family and I know them. They're doing this shit to fucking virtue signal!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't fucking care if they do that shit on their own property, but that's fucking trespassing and vandalism because I now have holes in my fucking yard. I guess the no trespassing sign just doesn't say stay the fuck off my property quite loud enough.

I am so fucking pissed right now I'm having chest pains.  :emot_banghead:

I fucking need a vacation. Or 12 hours sleep. Either one.


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Reply #769 on: February 21, 2017, 07:10:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 21, 2017, 04:48:58 PM

Yikes.   And I thought I was having a bad day because I can't find the 'caption this' topic.



http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13381.0





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Reply #770 on: February 21, 2017, 07:17:39 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 21, 2017, 07:10:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 21, 2017, 04:48:58 PM

Yikes.   And I thought I was having a bad day because I can't find the 'caption this' topic.


http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13381.0


Ok, I looked everywhere but the 'sex talk' category.   hahaha.   Searching google for the wrong title didn't help, either.    :facepalm:
Thank you, MissB!
Now I have to find that picture again.

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Reply #771 on: February 21, 2017, 07:44:11 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #772 on: February 21, 2017, 07:54:23 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 21, 2017, 05:11:24 PM
Virtue signaling cock suckers don't even know who lives here.  :facepalm:

I'm serious, this is a somewhat wealthy neighborhood. We don't have any Mexicans or Arabs anywhere near here. We have one black family and I know them. They're doing this shit to fucking virtue signal!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't fucking care if they do that shit on their own property, but that's fucking trespassing and vandalism because I now have holes in my fucking yard. I guess the no trespassing sign just doesn't say stay the fuck off my property quite loud enough.

I am so fucking pissed right now I'm having chest pains.  :emot_banghead:

I fucking need a vacation. Or 12 hours sleep. Either one.

Holy fuck Chirpy. I hope you can calm down and feel better soon.  :-*


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Reply #773 on: February 21, 2017, 08:02:17 PM
A nap helped.  :roll:


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Reply #774 on: February 21, 2017, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 21, 2017, 08:02:17 PM

A nap helped.  :roll:



Bourbon also helps.

Just sayin'






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Reply #775 on: February 22, 2017, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 21, 2017, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 21, 2017, 08:02:17 PM

A nap helped.  :roll:



Bourbon also helps.

Just sayin'






Depending upon the person, bourbon could also intensify things. But, for some people, that's a good thing (to them).


Woke up with a fucking headache that coffee and Advil are not wanting to handle. I guess I will just need to let time do its thing.

That is all.

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Reply #776 on: February 22, 2017, 05:42:10 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 21, 2017, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 21, 2017, 08:02:17 PM

A nap helped.  :roll:



Bourbon also helps.

Just sayin'






Yes, but I don't drink. Except for wine on occasion. last time we had some I got fucked up.  :roll:


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Reply #777 on: February 22, 2017, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 22, 2017, 05:42:10 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 21, 2017, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 21, 2017, 08:02:17 PM

A nap helped.  :roll:



Bourbon also helps.

Just sayin'


Yes, but I don't drink. Except for wine on occasion. last time we had some I got fucked up.  :roll:


I was half joking. But only half.

I would never encourage someone to drink who doesn't drink, or doesn't want to drink. But you don't have to get drunk. I've found that just an ounce or two in a glass, sipped slowly, helps ease away the day's tensions, without my getting even close to tipsy.






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Reply #778 on: February 22, 2017, 07:05:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 22, 2017, 07:01:08 PM


I would never encourage someone to drink who doesn't drink, or doesn't want to drink. But you don't have to get drunk. I've found that just an ounce or two in a glass, sipped slowly, helps ease away the day's tensions, without my getting even close to tipsy.



Eight ounces or so of red wine a day does the same for me.  Some nutritionists even say it could be beneficial for you.  8)

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Reply #779 on: February 22, 2017, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 22, 2017, 07:05:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 22, 2017, 07:01:08 PM


I would never encourage someone to drink who doesn't drink, or doesn't want to drink. But you don't have to get drunk. I've found that just an ounce or two in a glass, sipped slowly, helps ease away the day's tensions, without my getting even close to tipsy.


Eight ounces or so of red wine a day does the same for me.  Some nutritionists even say it could be beneficial for you.  8)


Well, bourbon is made from wheat, corn, barley, and water -- all natural ingredients, and all healthy ingredients. So, drink up!






"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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