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« Reply #2700 on: August 13, 2019, 09:10:35 PM »

Menopause.

Last 18 hours have gone from furious ‘I want a divorce’ and sleeping on the recliner to sobbing on the phone apologies and ‘I want ice cream’.

Maybe it’s not menopause, and she’s pregnant.

Not like I haven’t rode the menopause bronco before and managed to stay on, but no man should have to go through this twice.

And I really need to get laid.
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« Reply #2701 on: August 13, 2019, 09:15:10 PM »

Isn’t she a little young for that?  You never mentioned her age (that I recall), but I thought she was younger than 45ish.  (Yes Psi, I am aware that menopause onset can occur as soon as early 30’s). 

As for pregnancy, better you than me my friend.
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« Reply #2702 on: August 13, 2019, 09:21:05 PM »

Isn’t she a little young for that?  You never mentioned her age (that I recall), but I thought she was younger than 45ish.  (Yes Psi, I am aware that menopause onset can occur as soon as early 30’s). 

As for pregnancy, better you than me my friend.

Runs early in her family, onset for her was probably 40.  It’s a little hard to tell, because for a while she took meds to stop her period.  It never resumed.  She’s 42 now.

I remember being young and keeping a calendar for girls not on birth control.  At least I don’t do that any more.
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« Reply #2703 on: August 13, 2019, 09:27:06 PM »

No comment.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2704 on: August 13, 2019, 09:53:58 PM »


Runs early in her family, onset for her was probably 40.  It’s a little hard to tell, because for a while she took meds to stop her period.  It never resumed.  She’s 42 now.


My wife is 38.  Her mother was 42 when she birthed my wife.  So she is still very much in the “let’s have a baby” mode.  I thought the foster child might placate her reproductive inclinations.  It only heightened them.
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« Reply #2705 on: August 13, 2019, 10:08:25 PM »

My wife has been having massive mood swings and hot flushes for a few weeks - at 51, she's realised it's The Change, and she's decided to go to to the GP about HRT.

Oddly, though, no other female member of the family has been through menopause - they've all either had hysterectomies before it happened, or died... :-/

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« Reply #2706 on: August 13, 2019, 10:36:33 PM »

My wife has been having massive mood swings and hot flushes for a few weeks




The upside is I like the AC on high at night and the bedroom cold, but then I try and put my arm around her and get told it feels like fire.

How’s a guy supposed to cop a feel?
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« Reply #2707 on: August 13, 2019, 10:42:58 PM »

How’s a guy supposed to cop a feel?

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« Reply #2708 on: August 13, 2019, 10:45:09 PM »

How’s a guy supposed to cop a feel?




Last night I would have needed a flexible handle on that about 50 feet long.
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« Reply #2709 on: August 13, 2019, 10:51:35 PM »

How’s a guy supposed to cop a feel?



Donald Trump has a set of those.  They get more use than his golf clubs.
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« Reply #2710 on: August 13, 2019, 11:06:16 PM »

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« Reply #2711 on: August 14, 2019, 02:20:12 AM »

Kids running in the house. I don't know how many times I have to tell them there's no running up or down the stairs, no running anywhere period. The seven and her BFF decided to ignore this rule.  Roll Eyes

I had to stop them and remind them we do not run in this house because we could trip and fall and hurt ourselves, or run into someone else. This is very easy to remember.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2712 on: August 14, 2019, 01:07:56 PM »

On a weekly basis having to remind everyone (Dan included):  

"Empty your pockets when you put stuff in the dirty clothes. I'm doing you a favor by doing the laundry ,help me out....  Put the light colored clothes with the lights. Put the darks with the darks.   NO, that is not light, it's dark.  Don't put your shorts/socks/shirts in the dirty clothes inside out.   Bring the empty hangers to the laundry room once in a while.  

I did your laundry, I folded it/hung it.  I brought it to your room for you.   Can you plese hang it up or put it in the drawers.
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And I can just hear the middle one thinking in her head... bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, that's all Jules ever does, is bitch.

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« Reply #2713 on: August 14, 2019, 02:17:06 PM »

First day back to school... First day new job for wife.  So who is up at 6:30 a.m. making coffee and rousing the sleepyheads out of bed?  Your truly.  The only person who doesn’t have to be somewhere this a.m.
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« Reply #2714 on: August 14, 2019, 02:26:10 PM »

On a weekly basis having to remind everyone (Dan included):  

"Empty your pockets when you put stuff in the dirty clothes. I'm doing you a favor by doing the laundry ,help me out....  Put the light colored clothes with the lights. Put the darks with the darks.   NO, that is not light, it's dark.  Don't put your shorts/socks/shirts in the dirty clothes inside out.   Bring the empty hangers to the laundry room once in a while.  

I did your laundry, I folded it/hung it.  I brought it to your room for you.   Can you plese hang it up or put it in the drawers.
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And I can just hear the middle one thinking in her head... bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, that's all Jules ever does, is bitch.



Welcome to my nightmare.  Grin
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