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Reply #3420 on: June 13, 2020, 03:19:06 AM
 :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:
Have at it..
I'm all yours. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3421 on: June 13, 2020, 02:08:36 PM

As long as it involves his butt, he's up for anything.  ;D

Think it might be my butt... 8)

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Reply #3422 on: June 13, 2020, 02:43:05 PM
I realized last night that the lilacs are done for the year. At my apartment there are two different lilacs.  A purple one that blooms earlier, and then there is a white one that blooms a little later.  I get a week of purple, then about two weeks later the white.  I no longer get that wonderful smell while walking to my car

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Reply #3423 on: June 14, 2020, 01:59:59 PM
Internet speeds are normally 300-450 MB download.   It is at less than 14 MB download right now.   Pages are loading slow.

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Reply #3424 on: June 14, 2020, 03:51:27 PM
Internet speeds are normally 300-450 MB download.   It is at less than 14 MB download right now.   Pages are loading slow.

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You should see how people in this house behave when we lose WiFi.  :roll:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #3425 on: June 14, 2020, 08:29:03 PM
Internet speeds are normally 300-450 MB download.   It is at less than 14 MB download right now.   Pages are loading slow.

WTFF   (what the f*ity f)

You should see how people in this house behave when we lose WiFi.  :roll:

Probably the same as they do here.   Luckily they were not up at the time is was bad.   
378 down 28 up.   We're good now.

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Reply #3426 on: June 15, 2020, 01:53:54 AM
Walked outside and it was snowing  :emot_weird: :emot_weird: :emot_weird:

Oh wait that's not snow that is the pollen from those fucking cottonwood trees

I know I usually dont swear like that here, but I HATE them so much.  Burn them all.

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Reply #3427 on: June 15, 2020, 02:17:32 AM
Walked outside and it was snowing  :emot_weird: :emot_weird: :emot_weird:

Oh wait that's not snow that is the pollen from those fucking cottonwood trees

I know I usually dont swear like that here, but I HATE them so much.  Burn them all.

Ours was dropping the last two weeks.  Finally over with.  HATE it.

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Reply #3428 on: June 15, 2020, 08:34:39 PM
Walked outside and it was snowing  :emot_weird: :emot_weird: :emot_weird:

Oh wait that's not snow that is the pollen from those fucking cottonwood trees

I know I usually dont swear like that here, but I HATE them so much.  Burn them all.

Ours was dropping the last two weeks.  Finally over with.  HATE it.


Stuff covers the window screens big time.

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Reply #3429 on: June 15, 2020, 09:57:59 PM
My daughter wanted some "us" time to tell me she doesn't want to go on vacation, she wants US to go on vacation together.

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What 10 year old girl chooses swimming, horseback riding and fun to spend time with either of their parents alone? Well mine does, and I'd give anything to do that with her. But I can't.  :facepalm:

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Reply #3430 on: June 18, 2020, 12:58:16 AM
Bad tooth.  It doesn’t act up very often, but when it does?  Hurts like a MF.  Taking antibiotic, anti inflammatory, and some kind of Russian happy pill.  No idea what is in it, but throws me for a loop every time.



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Reply #3431 on: June 18, 2020, 03:53:14 PM

Dan and I were lounging around the pool yesterday, just relaxing enjoying the beautiful day.   He struck up a conversation with the neighbor and ended up inviting him over.  After a bit the subject turned to alcohol and Dan decided to offer up some Bourbon.  I assumed he would take the generic stuff I have sitting on the bar that I use for Old Fashioneds.  But no, he got the bright idea to go into the cabinet and pick out any old random bottle.  I partially blame myself for not seeing what they were drinking and that is one of the best bottles I currently have in my collection.   I wasn't aware because Dan kept the bottle in the house and out of the sun.  So when he'd get them each a new pour, he'd go inside.     90 minutes later they were both smashed.  They were funny and all, but so loud.   

It turns out they were drinking a very hard to find bottle of George T Stagg and a very high proof of 131.     It cost me $180.  And they drank 3/4 of it.  :(   

Within 2 hours of opening the bottle, they had both passed out and were snoring in the Adirondack chairs.  Snoring so loud I couldn't even concentrate on reading.   I was going to go for a walk, but I was afraid one of them might try and get up and accidentally fall in the pool.

So I poured myself a generous glass, capped the bottle, and put it on the bar.    It was so good.  It didn't have the kick of high proof.  So so good.

Dan and the neighbor woke up about 3 hours later.  I made them dinner.  Sent the neighbor on his way home.  Dan laid on the couch and went back to sleep.   I went to bed about 11:00pm last night and left him laying there.    He woke up this morning about 4am and crawled into bed wanting to make love.   I told him no way and to leave me alone and that I was mad at him for drinking my good bottle.  He promised to replace it.  "Good luck with that," I told him.

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Reply #3432 on: June 18, 2020, 05:20:48 PM
After drinking your good booze you cooked them dinner?!? :emot_weird:
I should have our Lady Sheriff give you a good talking to.

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Reply #3433 on: June 19, 2020, 03:52:29 AM
I was mad at him for drinking my good bottle.  He promised to replace it.  "Good luck with that," I told him.


It took me two years to find a bottle of George T Stagg.  And this morning he promised to replace it.   Guess who came walking in with a bottle of it at 5pm.  When I asked how, all he would say is, "I know people."   Well, I need to know what else his people have for sale.

So ,he's forgiven.   And he has been warned not to open any bottles without okaying it with me first. 

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Reply #3434 on: June 19, 2020, 05:29:56 AM
Using a mandoline slicer to make shoestring potatoes, and cutting the tip of my middle finger off.  My “fuck you” finger.  Well fuck me, that’s going to leave a mark, LOL.
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