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Reply #3520 on: July 26, 2020, 07:37:10 PM
Hot.  :roll:

Wanted to take the girls to the park. Playtime in the pool instead.

Your parks are open? Not ours.

Small community park. It's where people go to yoga or jog or kids play on the swings and stuff.



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Reply #3521 on: July 31, 2020, 05:16:02 PM
Jake.  Found out this morning that he's been seeing somebody.  Explains why hes been too damn busy all month.

He said he was going tell me when we went to door county that he had a date, but then we did our thing and he chickened out.  He's never been shy about dating anybody and neither have I, so I'm thinking he really likes this girl. Which is great for him, but kinda sucks for me.

Guess I'm looking again. Gotta find a man.

Put your hands down guys, I already have a few ideas.



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Reply #3522 on: July 31, 2020, 06:21:29 PM

Guess I'm looking again. Gotta find a man.

Put your hands down guys, I already have a few ideas.

 ;D ;D

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Reply #3523 on: August 01, 2020, 03:19:49 AM
This started out to ruin my day, but in retrospect, it made my day even better!
I needed a road trip so decided to go to Atlantic City NJ. More for the drive than to go to a casino or the shore.

Asshole drivers seemed to populate the road! I know I wasn't driving badly, but everyone else seemed to be cutting in front of me, going the EXACT speed limit in the left lane of a four-lane highway (who does that?), driving next to a truck going up a grade in the passing lane! (who does that?) and...and...and...
 I guess I needed a road trip yes sir! good idea!

Then I had a perfect lunch (see What Made My Day above) and all of a sudden, my drive home was much better! Oh, there were still idiots out there, I just wasn't as ready to ram them with my 4x4!



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Reply #3524 on: August 01, 2020, 05:32:13 AM
Jake.  Found out this morning that he's been seeing somebody.  Explains why hes been too damn busy all month.

He said he was going tell me when we went to door county that he had a date, but then we did our thing and he chickened out.  He's never been shy about dating anybody and neither have I, so I'm thinking he really likes this girl. Which is great for him, but kinda sucks for me.

Guess I'm looking again. Gotta find a man.

Put your hands down guys, I already have a few ideas.
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Reply #3525 on: August 01, 2020, 05:50:46 AM
Jake.  Found out this morning that he's been seeing somebody.  Explains why hes been too damn busy all month.

He said he was going tell me when we went to door county that he had a date, but then we did our thing and he chickened out.  He's never been shy about dating anybody and neither have I, so I'm thinking he really likes this girl. Which is great for him, but kinda sucks for me.

Guess I'm looking again. Gotta find a man.

Put your hands down guys, I already have a few ideas.

* Big hug from Sweetums *  I know that it doesn’t feel like it at the moment, but this will turn out to be good news. Better adventures than ever await you.


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Reply #3526 on: August 01, 2020, 02:46:40 PM
You could consider batting from the other side of the plate.

Shiela does. She can use either her right hand, her left hand and sometimes both hands.  ;D ;D

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Reply #3527 on: August 01, 2020, 04:42:41 PM

You could consider batting from the other side of the plate.

I like swinging from this side.  The bat feels more natural in my hand.

But if it comes to that, I'll give you a shout out if I need a coach.  ;)



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Reply #3528 on: August 01, 2020, 06:45:15 PM

You could consider batting from the other side of the plate.

I like swinging from this side.  The bat feels more natural in my hand.


Feels more natural in mine also but I prefer the way you hold the bat.... ;D ;D  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #3529 on: August 03, 2020, 04:40:48 AM
« Last Edit: August 04, 2020, 10:41:12 PM by ToeinH2O »



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Reply #3530 on: August 04, 2020, 09:37:33 PM
I dont know how she got my phone number, but my mother called and left a voicemail.  I heard her voice and immediately deleted the message. Now I'm going to have to get a new number  :emot_banghead:



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Reply #3531 on: August 04, 2020, 10:46:57 PM
I dont know how she got my phone number, but my mother called and left a voicemail.  I heard her voice and immediately deleted the message. Now I'm going to have to get a new number  :emot_banghead:

I sent my mother graduation pics of my son.  She called to tell me how much she “loves” him.  She hasn’t visited or communicated with him, since he was four years old.  I even bought her plane tickets to come for a visit.  Refused.

I will never be safe
I will never be sane
I will always be weird inside
I will always be lame
Now I'm a grown man
With a child of my own
And I swear I'm not going to let her know
All the pain I have known
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Triggered.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Reply #3532 on: August 04, 2020, 11:24:28 PM
I dont know how she got my phone number, but my mother called and left a voicemail.  I heard her voice and immediately deleted the message. Now I'm going to have to get a new number  :emot_banghead:

So you like your mother as much as I like my father then. For different reasons I'm sure. But the hate level seems accurate.



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Reply #3533 on: August 05, 2020, 05:58:26 PM
Found out our really great neighbors, across the street are selling their house.

I was out front yesterday afternoon riding herd on the cats, when a FedEx truck pulled up. the driver struggled with a large bundle of thin boxes all taped together plus several smaller boxes.

A short time later the neighbor lady came out, grabbed one of the smaller boxes and took it to the back of the house. I crossed the street knowing she'd need  help with the big bundle. As she came back to the front and saw me a big smile lit up her face. Ah...I thought, she's glad of the help.

First thing she said was, "I have exciting news!"  "We're putting the house up for sale." I felt like my face hit the ground.  She went on to explain that they're pulling up stakes and going to travel around the country for a year.  Now I'm sure my face was speaking volumes, none of the emotions happy.

Since the pandemic, they're both working remotely and it's been going great. A decision was made by their kids school to keep learning remote too. So, in this digital age, they are free to travel while still working and going to school.  Will be doing AirB&Bs, staying here and there.  What an adventure and great learning experience for the kids.

I felt guilty later at being so obvious in my disappointment of learning that they're leaving.  Upon reflection I realized what a wonderful opportunity this is for them. They're at the right age for the adventure, the digital age makes it possible and with the world in such a flux now is the time to take advantage of the opportunity.

I did see her this morning and told her how happy I am they are able to do this.  No doubt we'll have a big send off on the block before they leave. We are a close knit neighborhood. 

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Reply #3534 on: August 05, 2020, 08:21:26 PM

Reading that there are people on KB who don't get on with their mothers.  :(



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Reply #3535 on: August 05, 2020, 08:53:32 PM

An all day headache.

I just wish I could hit the off switch and reset.

At least I can just sit outside and veg.   

Just popped a couple more Tylenol and thought I'd check in.  Going back outside now.


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Reply #3536 on: August 05, 2020, 09:13:06 PM

Found out our really great neighbors, across the street are selling their house.
 

Be safe ms.  One of my oldest friends from grade school, went across the street to help an older neighbor who was rearranging things in his garage.  Turns out the guy was Covid-19 positive.  My friend just got out of the hospital last week.  Still struggling.



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Reply #3537 on: August 06, 2020, 01:26:47 PM
1. Labor Day sale commercial on TV

2. Seeing the Halloween store already open in the mall

3. MJ's all day headache



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Reply #3538 on: August 06, 2020, 06:31:55 PM
Texas courts have closed down for the most part, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. There are several smaller municipal courts, however, that trudge on. This is because traffic ticket revenue is an important part of the city’s budget. So these small municipal courts pack people in like sardines, to shake them down for money. And I’m gonna have to drive a long distance to one of these courts today for a client’s pre-trial hearing. On top of that, the prosecutor has already told me that there won’t be an offer made, because my client has a CDL. So the whole thing is a waste of time, an exercise in futility, and quite possibly a health risk.  Pissing me off.

Update:  I arrived and the prosecutor asked me why I was there.  “The clerk told me to come in.”  “Next time call me, that is ridiculous.”
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Reply #3539 on: August 06, 2020, 06:47:05 PM
1. Labor Day sale commercial on TV

2. Seeing the Halloween store already open in the mall

3. MJ's all day headache

All better.  I scratched off #3 for you.

OMG YES, the f* with the halloween candy already?  Our supermarket has half an aisle stacked with that stuff.  Both sides.
   
Labor Day sales is okay.  I like sales.


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