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Reply #5900 on: November 22, 2022, 05:10:29 PM
Don't know if there's much that can be done. I didn't see anything so what can he work with. Besides, he likes cases that make headlines.

Before I always used Barry Voss. Of course.he got disbarred several years ago. :facepalm: I think.he got set up BTW.

Ron died in 2018. He had a debilitating case of dementia. The last 10 years of his life were not quality ones.

He was always a bit of a lightning rod, because of his representation of Marjorie Caldwell in the notorious 1977 Glensheen murders case. Some people think he got a guilty woman off the hook.

But the firm is very good for personal injury matters. My own firm has started doing property damage claims, because Texas law allows you to recover money for loss of use of your vehicle. So we have a former insurance adjuster who negotiates those.

Long way of saying, if you need any free advice, let me know. I’ve always thought getting banged up in a car is worth at least $5000, even if you didn’t require medical attention.

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Reply #5901 on: November 22, 2022, 07:33:08 PM
Loss of sexual consortum or something. lol

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Reply #5902 on: November 22, 2022, 07:40:13 PM
I've been working the graveyard shift for a week and a half, and it is frying my brain. Because of my MS, I'm tired enough as it is. But this has made it so much more difficult to focus on anything for long periods or even short periods of time for some things. I have been trying to share my experience in Salme MA, but I cant focus long enough to get anywhere, and when I do, it doesn't make any sense because I'm mistyping and rambling. So I end up deleting half, and then I accidentally deleted the whole thing, so now I'm back to the beginning. Getting back on my normal schedule soon, but then my sleep will still be all fuckered up for a while.

I so want to finish those, but my brain is just to cloudy. At least I get to snuggle with sleeping puppers at night. So it isnt all bad.



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Reply #5903 on: November 24, 2022, 04:20:02 PM
I've been working the graveyard shift for a week and a half, and it is frying my brain. Because of my MS, I'm tired enough as it is. But this has made it so much more difficult to focus on anything for long periods or even short periods of time for some things. I have been trying to share my experience in Salme MA, but I cant focus long enough to get anywhere, and when I do, it doesn't make any sense because I'm mistyping and rambling. So I end up deleting half, and then I accidentally deleted the whole thing, so now I'm back to the beginning. Getting back on my normal schedule soon, but then my sleep will still be all fuckered up  for a while.

I so want to finish those, but my brain is just to cloudy. At least I get to snuggle with sleeping puppers at night. So it isnt all bad.

fuckered up?  ;D ;D

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Reply #5904 on: November 24, 2022, 06:05:11 PM
Having to do housework Thanksgiving morning, so the place doesn’t look like shit when my kids get here. I’ve got mail, books, dirty dishes, blankets and pillows, laundry, all stacked on something. There isn’t a clean surface in the entire place. I better get busy.

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Reply #5905 on: November 24, 2022, 07:45:27 PM
get a tarp

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Reply #5907 on: November 25, 2022, 04:05:16 PM
After the weirdest Thanksgiving dinner in my history, today I woke up alone. The ladies in my family and my wife's family plus our close friends decided to do the black friday assault on shopping thing, spurned on by the very well to do members of our families. I thought I was free and clear, since I do not like going out while my tummy is still full from yesterday. So I wake up, scratch the usual itches, and decide to door dash me some breakfast. Stupid me. I ordered the two burrito meal, and only got one burrito. Okay, refund time. It seems every time I door dash anything, I get screwed, and not in the pleasurable happy fun time way. So since I am free from work until monday, since upper bosses used the break to have a cleaning company to deep clean the office building of that weird smell that everyone but they know what it is, I decided at six this morning to head to the nice coffee shop for a good coffee. Went to grab my keys and they are gone. Odd.

On the fridge is a note "Writer, borrowed the SUV for shopping!" Cute. Could have told me before hand, because I planned on taking it out to bother my friends in their throes of turkey comas. So I had to drive my wifes "cute" pastel pink kia sophia to the coffee shop. Now I have no hangups on pink or her car, save for one issue. Its too damned small for me to drive. So I get there, and of course the barista is the one I always seem to get, a real chatty kathy. good kid, makes a mean cup of coffee. I pay, get my drink, chat a bit and leave. Guess who passes me by? My wife, on her way home to drop off the first of what seems to be many loads of stuff. She berates me a little in the parking lot for taking her car without calling her. I can only laugh at this point. So I head home, and they are gone again, and I am supposed to start moving the purchases to the basement to be sorted.

And now its 9 am, and my wife and family is on their third trip out. Why does this ruin my day? Black Friday has always been a bad day for me. My mom used to drag us kids every year to the stores and sales. I never liked it, because it would be dinner time before we got home and it was always boring to me. If anything else happens today, I will update this post.

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Reply #5908 on: November 29, 2022, 04:26:46 PM
Spent several hours at the VA yesterday. I had two appointments with just enough time to grab lunch between.

Then I took the opportunity to take care of a couple other matters. So much easier in person than fight phone voice mail and horrible music while on hold.

First I went to Audiology. I lost a hearing aid in my car accident a week ago. Needed to see if I could get it replaced. Naturally it had to be the one that controls everything. Good news I get a new examination and new hearing aids. Ones I had were out of warranty. Bad news... earliest appointment not until February. I was told to call Wednesday and recheck. They are trying to open up more appointments sooner.

Then to pharmacy. I ran low on a couple of prescriptions and without a car I couldn't get there to pick them up. Found one was in the mail and still waiting for Doctor to reapprove the other. Pharmacist got me a few of each until full order comes through. She also released a couple other prescriptions a few days early so no waiting for mail

Guess on the balance all that ruined my day was having to wait so long for hearing aids.

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Reply #5909 on: December 02, 2022, 01:02:33 AM
Well this is embarrassing. Just happened. I’m having a sexy chat with one of my girlfriends. And it is rather explicit sexually and discussing a threesome and with all kinds of stuff going on. And my freaking brother decides to send me an SMS text message, that somehow or another popped open a window into the middle of my Viber conversation, and I end up sending my brother a message like, “Sucking your nipples while I fuck the shit out of your sister. Watch my big cock stretch her hole.”

And my brother is very weird about sex. We never talk about it. He doesn’t like anything involving pornography, or sexually explicit discussions. I was talking about our parents fucking last night, and he told me to stop talking about that and to be respectful. My response was, “Dad and Mom fucked two or three times a day for years, and never even bothered to close the bedroom door. So why the fuck do you care if I say something 50 years later?“ But apparently he does.

I’m not embarrassed as far as he is concerned, I’m just annoyed. Because his response was a total cock block and fucking ruined my pleasant evening. Jesus. I guess that’ll teach him.

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Reply #5910 on: December 02, 2022, 02:57:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Sorry, it ruined your day but it made mine.  Thanks.



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Reply #5911 on: December 02, 2022, 03:13:27 PM

Well at least you didn't send him a dick pic.  My gosh could you even imagine? What would that have been like?  Can you imagine if you were trying to send me a picture of your big dick and it went to him?  Like you took the time to get nice and hard, found the right lighting and then snapped a pic of first a beautiful bulge, and then let that monster free and snapped another shot. Uploaded them, linked them and then sent them to a PM to me.... can you even imagine what that would be like??



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Reply #5912 on: December 02, 2022, 03:23:25 PM
Well Shiela sure described a morning eye opener! ;D
Can we do group PMs here? I want in on that string. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #5913 on: December 02, 2022, 03:30:41 PM
Well Shiela sure described a morning eye opener! ;D
Can we do group PMs here? I want in on that string. :emot_laughing:

Well there we go!!

I could be his little sexting whore and he can describe to me how he wants to tie me down. Pinch my nipples, slap my ass, torture me to the edge of sanity with his arsomal.of sex toys, and how he wants to ravage every whole that'll fit his big beautiful dick, and then sends me the pics so I can stare at them while I ride my shower buddy to multiple orgasms, but he "accidentally" sends them to you too!!

My gosh!!! wonder what that would be like. 😘



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Reply #5914 on: December 02, 2022, 03:47:07 PM
I sent you the dick pic. Because I am a whore.

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Reply #5915 on: December 02, 2022, 03:48:33 PM
Now would be the time for this. Toe's internet wife, Jules,.is still absent. If ever there was a time to move in on him, it's now.

I'm just the towel boy. I'll be standing by for clean up duties. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5916 on: December 02, 2022, 03:50:11 PM
Now would be the time for this. Toe's internet wife, Jules,.is still absent. If ever there was a time to move in on him, it's now.

I'm just the towel boy. I'll be standing by for clean up duties. ;D :emot_kiss:

I sent Jules a message this morning Bob. Not because she’s AWOL, but I wanted her to know you are freaking out in her absence. She needs to hurry back and take care of her men. You’re not going to make it till Sunday.

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Reply #5917 on: December 02, 2022, 04:00:05 PM
A towel Bob?  You have a tongue and can swallow, then you have all you need to clean Daddys mess off me. :emot_kiss:



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Reply #5918 on: December 02, 2022, 04:31:38 PM
Well Shiela sure described a morning eye opener! ;D
Can we do group PMs here? I want in on that string. :emot_laughing:

Well there we go!!

I could be his little sexting whore and he can describe to me how he wants to tie me down. Pinch my nipples, slap my ass, torture me to the edge of sanity with his arsomal.of sex toys, and how he wants to ravage every whole that'll fit his big beautiful dick, and then sends me the pics so I can stare at them while I ride my shower buddy to multiple orgasms, but he "accidentally" sends them to you too!!

My gosh!!! wonder what that would be like. 😘

Someone need their nipples pinched?    Sucked?  8) :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5919 on: December 03, 2022, 11:50:18 PM
I don't know why you're all being so greedy and selfish.  Post that pic to the Pics/Vids forum for everyone to enjoy.  After all, sharing is caring.  I'd post my own dick pick but my screen is cracked and I don't want to get tears in the circuitry.  :facepalm: :emot_laughing: