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Reply #6440 on: September 20, 2023, 02:30:15 PM
Will he be flying back to the US?

He never speaks to/with me. All I know is what I read on Facebook.

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Reply #6441 on: September 20, 2023, 05:54:06 PM
Off to the dentist.  It will ruin my day.  I can't stand the dentist, and the super bright lights in the eyes allways leave me with a headache.  The ten thousand "I'm sorry" as his elbow meets my boob gets old.  Yes, I know, they are huge, and in the way. Not news.  No you are not trying to cop a feel with your elbows, I know where the big steel pick or drill is right now, please pay attention to it, not mount Milk Maid.

I am pumping before I go, because squirting at him will not improve my dental experience.

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Reply #6442 on: September 20, 2023, 06:16:33 PM
Best of luck Vixin. I think everyone hates the dental experience. Tho' I can't relate to having an elbow in n my boob.

Last summer I had to have a few teeth pulled. The first came out so easy and painless I started to laugh.

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Reply #6443 on: September 21, 2023, 10:14:38 AM
Last summer I had to have a few teeth pulled. The first came out so easy and painless I started to laugh.

A friend's dentist advised her to have a troublesome wisdom tooth removed. She was terrified, having heard horror stories of teeth crumbling during extraction. She begged me to come with her and the dentist agreed. He gave her a injection and chatted with me while he waited for the anaesthetic to work.

"Let's see if there's any feeling left," he said to my friend. "Open wide."

I could see what he was doing; my friend couldn't.

"Hmm. That's seems okay. Are you ready?"

A grunt from my friend.

Seconds later:

"All done. You can open your eyes now," said he, showing her the bloody tooth in his palm.

"When did you. . . .?"



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Reply #6444 on: September 21, 2023, 02:57:20 PM
I have pretty nice teeth.  Two cavities from very early in life.  Ti have a few weaknesses.  One is Milk Duds. At the dollar store they have the theatre size boxes for $1.00  , $1.25 now.  I frequent the store once a week for little things and I always pick up a box of Milk Duds.  Well, they act like a plunger when chewing on them and about 10 yrpears ago, it pulled one of my fillings out.  Wow.  I went in and had it refilled, but the doctor had to clean up inside with his grinding tool before filling it. 
Another weakness is chewing ice.  Life long bad habit as far back as I can remember.  (I even remember getting yelled at by Mrs Adair way back in x th grade.).   Well, that tooth with the cavity doc filled ten years ago was weak enough the ice broke it.  The top half of my tooth.  So, I had to have a crown.  WORST EXPERIENCE of my life (well in the top ten).  I never want to go through that hell ever again.  Yes, I quit chewing ice.  No, I will not give up my Milk Duds (or Good & Plenty.) 

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Reply #6445 on: September 21, 2023, 03:18:25 PM
I had a lot of confidence in that dentist. We had a consultation meeting a couple weeks before the last extractions. X-rays and a quick look inside.

He leaned back and observed me for a minute. He then said 'Looks like you're pretty comfortable and relaxed. I'm guessing you don't need any sedation for this."  I told him no, just load me up with novican.

As to teeth crumbling...yep, the last of the four broke. He was on his toes trying to get enough leverage to pull it out. When it came he hit my upper lip, so I had a fat lip for a couple days. Just a minor snag, but they know how to handle problems.

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Reply #6446 on: September 21, 2023, 04:46:45 PM
I had my wisdom teeth taken out about 30 years ago. I was an active daily meditator at the time. I got really drugged up, and was put on gas. I sensed an out of body experience, where I was in the upper corner of the room, observing the extraction being done below.

Later, the endodontist commented that that was the easiest extraction he had ever done. “You didn’t wince or make a sound once. I can’t remember the last time that happened.“ I replied, “I can’t remember the last time I had an out of body experience.“ We both laughed. He thought I was joking. I wasn’t.

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Reply #6447 on: September 21, 2023, 05:00:56 PM
My favorite dentist story I falling asleep during a root canal. Scared the dentist. He was ready to call 911.  :facepalm:

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Reply #6448 on: September 22, 2023, 01:37:25 PM
I have had several root canals done, some twice, never any pain just in an uncomfortable position for up to 2 hours.  I hate the hygienist more than the dentist.  Ever since the UK government withdrew all but the most basic dentistry from the National Health Service they are essentially private practices and insist that you see the hygienist as a condition of accepting you as apatient.

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Reply #6449 on: September 22, 2023, 08:11:27 PM
No root canals here, and the only teeth I got pulled were my wisdom teeth. Did that in the army while it was still free, or on the tax payers dollar, so thanks for the free dental.  Anyways, they dont just pull the tooth out, they go in and drill out the middle, and the cut the top of it. Then they go in and deliberately crush it into quarter pieces and remove them.

My highest problem now is that cracked tooth I've got on the left side. Cant see it, but every now and again when I chew... I feel it.



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Reply #6450 on: September 24, 2023, 02:39:04 AM
POP!!! Power went out tonight, right about 5:30. Just came back on after two hours of sitting in in the gloom. It  also messed up the equipment for our cable company. They said they couldn't do anything until power was restored.

Huh...guess they didn't wanna play with their wires then have electricity jolt them.💥🤕

Also my phone battery was low,.so I was sweating that.

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Reply #6451 on: September 24, 2023, 03:06:26 PM
Well I feel like shit.

I finally got some last night.  It turns out my groundskeeper friend with benefits has a "thing" about nursing women, especially white ones.  A good time was had by all, then I get home to find out hubby tested positive for Covid again.  I officially feel like dung.  Not that what I was doing while he was swabbing his nose would have changed the results, but guilt is one of my best skills.

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Reply #6452 on: September 25, 2023, 04:24:15 AM
Thursday night I wasn't feeling well around bedtime.  Around midnight I started getting sick in the toilet.  It continued all night.  Couldn't keep anything down on Friday and slept most of the day.  Laid in bed all day on Saturday.  Slept today on and off all day.  I think I've been awake for 6 hours of the last 48 hours.  Feeling okay now and eating dry toast and chicken broth. 
On the plus side, I'm down 12 pounds.

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Reply #6453 on: September 25, 2023, 04:27:45 AM

On the plus side, I'm down 12 pounds.


Worst diet ever. Sending you love and snuggles.

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Reply #6454 on: September 25, 2023, 04:36:07 AM
Not the good diet. The one that leaves you feeling like a vampies leftovers. Wishing you a swift recovery!

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Reply #6455 on: September 25, 2023, 05:19:17 AM
So sy Jules. And here I was thinking you were off to the cabin for e weekend. Glad you got lots of sleep. Best medicine.

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Reply #6456 on: September 25, 2023, 02:56:27 PM
That's sounds horrible. Glad you're starting to feel a bit better.



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Reply #6457 on: September 25, 2023, 03:30:32 PM
And as I was sitting here on my iPad last night, I fell asleep.  Dan came out around 11 and carried me to bed    Just woke up.  Another 11 hours of sleep. 

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Reply #6458 on: September 25, 2023, 03:39:28 PM
Sending you more love and positive energy.

What’s ruining my day is a Monday morning court appearance. I hate both.

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Reply #6459 on: September 26, 2023, 01:57:53 AM
My Monday ruin... getting told the local fiber internet provider didn't cover the house I just bought. Gaaahhhh. I just had to buy the one in area they don't service yet. :facepalm:

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