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Offline Pornhubby

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Reply #7020 on: August 31, 2024, 12:34:19 AM
I updated my profile, so everyone will know tomorrow is my birthday. I am an attention seeking whore.

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Reply #7021 on: August 31, 2024, 12:21:51 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 30, 2024, 11:09:06 PM
Purple had a Birthday? It's not in his profile or I'd have been all over it.

Happy birthday my friend. Hope it was a good one.

Would you like to update your profile so I can see it when it rolls around again. I think if you leave the year blank and just fill in month and day you can still keep age secret...you old fart. ;D :emot_kiss:

I just said it was a family birthday, not mine. It ruined my day because I wouldn't be getting any cake, because cake is the best part of celebrating anyone's birthday.

WMMD: Mrs. Purple, bless her heart, baked a cake today so I get to have cake an extra time this year. 🎂👍

As for my age, that's never been a secret, I've posted more than once that I was born in 1950, so I will turn 74 this year and don't care who knows it. It's just a number as far as I'm concerned.



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Reply #7022 on: September 01, 2024, 05:36:05 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 31, 2024, 12:34:19 AM
I updated my profile, so everyone will know tomorrow is my birthday. I am an attention seeking whore.
After reading the past several posts, I thought I should put my birthday on my profile page as well, but I must be dense. I couldn't see any option to add my birthday. Care to help this old fart, please?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? ;D ;D ;D


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Reply #7023 on: September 01, 2024, 12:28:05 PM


On your profile page, hold the mouse over Modify Profile, then click on Forum Profile. It's the same page where you choose your avatar.



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Reply #7024 on: September 02, 2024, 05:21:37 AM
Quote from: purpleshoes on September 01, 2024, 12:28:05 PM


On your profile page, hold the mouse over Modify Profile, then click on Forum Profile. It's the same page where you choose your avatar.
Thank you so much, Purpleshoes!


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Reply #7025 on: September 02, 2024, 05:06:04 PM
I’m out of coffee. So last night, before I went to bed, I ordered coffee for delivery at 9 AM, along with a few other grocery items.

The delivery arrived early, so they just left it by my door. Guess what they didn’t include? The coffee. Fuck me.

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Reply #7026 on: September 02, 2024, 08:13:03 PM
ouch I sure hate when that happens, though I order my coffee in bulk from a special roasting company that does it right :) though I suppose 8kg is a bit much for most people to order at one time :)


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Reply #7027 on: September 02, 2024, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: Vela Nanashi on September 02, 2024, 08:13:03 PM

I had Uber make a second run for coffee. Ended up being as expensive as a specialty roast, because I had two delivery fees, and two tips. But whatcha gonna do? All good now.
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Reply #7028 on: September 02, 2024, 08:23:49 PM
yeah not ideal, with the two delivery fees, but then again coffee must be had :)


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Reply #7029 on: September 02, 2024, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on August 31, 2024, 12:21:51 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 30, 2024, 11:09:06 PM
Purple had a Birthday? It's not in his profile or I'd have been all over it.

Happy birthday my friend. Hope it was a good one.

Would you like to update your profile so I can see it when it rolls around again. I think if you leave the year blank and just fill in month and day you can still keep age secret...you old fart. ;D :emot_kiss:

I just said it was a family birthday, not mine. It ruined my day because I wouldn't be getting any cake, because cake is the best part of celebrating anyone's birthday.

WMMD: Mrs. Purple, bless her heart, baked a cake today so I get to have cake an extra time this year. 🎂👍

As for my age, that's never been a secret, I've posted more than once that I was born in 1950, so I will turn 74 this year and don't care who knows it. It's just a number as far as I'm concerned.

Another proud Boomer. WOO!

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Reply #7030 on: September 03, 2024, 08:56:12 PM
Half of the time, like today, I wake up with intense shoulder pain (both shoulders). Last year, when I had the heart attack, the med tech broke ribs giving me CPR. Then the surgeons used that saw on my sternum. The end result is, first, when I take a deep breath, I feel my ribs re-align, and second, waking up with the intense shoulder pain.


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Reply #7031 on: September 03, 2024, 09:42:54 PM
Zipper Club! I had CABG x4 in 2017. But no heart problems since.

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Reply #7032 on: September 03, 2024, 10:26:23 PM
Dude, I in your discomfort. On the other hand.glad you're still around to join us on KB. ;D 8)

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Reply #7033 on: September 05, 2024, 06:00:25 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 03, 2024, 09:42:54 PM
Zipper Club! I had CABG x4 in 2017. But no heart problems since.
Holy Crap! Glad you're still with us, and living relatively "heart-pain" free!!
I had a stroke in July, but I consider myself lucky. The only loss was with my peripheral vision. My eyesight is already weak because of huge cataracts, but now I have to slow everything down when I walk and constantly be moving my head up and down, back and forth, to be sure I don't trip over anything. My cataract surgery was put off until October because they were afraid of a second stroke, but regardless, as soon as they're willing, I'll be ready. I hate having tunnel vision only.


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Reply #7034 on: September 09, 2024, 09:03:32 PM
Went to Aldi to shop and man, oh man, there was a bunch of dummies in there. People blocking aisles, line jumping at the cash register and a difficult cashier. I only go there once every 6 or 7 weeks as I do the majority of my shopping elsewhere. 


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Reply #7035 on: September 10, 2024, 10:29:54 PM
I love aldis and specifically go there for four things.

1. Connelly's cream liqueurs.
2. eggs
3. Frozen fruits, for smoothies.
4. Peanut butter for the dog treats I make at home.


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Reply #7036 on: September 11, 2024, 05:33:09 AM
I go to Aldi for:

1) Canned soup
2) Canned vegies
3) Canned pasta items (Spaghetti, etc.)
4) Mac n cheese
5) Cookies


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