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Pornhubby · **Reply #7020 on:** August 31, 2024, 12:34:19 AM

I updated my profile, so everyone will know tomorrow is my birthday. I am an attention seeking whore.

purpleshoes · **Reply #7021 on:** August 31, 2024, 12:21:51 PM

Quote from: msslave on August 30, 2024, 11:09:06 PM

Purple had a Birthday? It's not in his profile or I'd have been all over it.

Happy birthday my friend. Hope it was a good one.

Would you like to update your profile so I can see it when it rolls around again. I think if you leave the year blank and just fill in month and day you can still keep age secret...you old fart.

I just said it was a family birthday, not mine. It ruined my day because I wouldn't be getting any cake, because cake is the best part of celebrating anyone's birthday.

WMMD: Mrs. Purple, bless her heart, baked a cake today so I get to have cake an extra time this year. 🎂👍

As for my age, that's never been a secret, I've posted more than once that I was born in 1950, so I will turn 74 this year and don't care who knows it. It's just a number as far as I'm concerned.

Blue_Eyes · **Reply #7022 on:** September 01, 2024, 05:36:05 AM

Quote from: Pornhubby on August 31, 2024, 12:34:19 AM

I updated my profile, so everyone will know tomorrow is my birthday. I am an attention seeking whore.

After reading the past several posts, I thought I should put my birthday on my profile page as well, but I must be dense. I couldn't see any option to add my birthday. Care to help this old fart, please?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

purpleshoes · **Reply #7023 on:** September 01, 2024, 12:28:05 PM

On your profile page, hold the mouse over Modify Profile, then click on Forum Profile. It's the same page where you choose your avatar.

Blue_Eyes · **Reply #7024 on:** September 02, 2024, 05:21:37 AM

Quote from: purpleshoes on September 01, 2024, 12:28:05 PM

On your profile page, hold the mouse over Modify Profile, then click on Forum Profile. It's the same page where you choose your avatar.

Thank you so much, Purpleshoes!

Pornhubby · **Reply #7025 on:** September 02, 2024, 05:06:04 PM

I’m out of coffee. So last night, before I went to bed, I ordered coffee for delivery at 9 AM, along with a few other grocery items.

The delivery arrived early, so they just left it by my door. Guess what they didn’t include? The coffee. Fuck me.

Vela Nanashi · **Reply #7026 on:** September 02, 2024, 08:13:03 PM

ouch I sure hate when that happens, though I order my coffee in bulk from a special roasting company that does it right

though I suppose 8kg is a bit much for most people to order at one time

Pornhubby · **Reply #7027 on:** September 02, 2024, 08:19:30 PM

Quote from: Vela Nanashi on September 02, 2024, 08:13:03 PM

I had Uber make a second run for coffee. Ended up being as expensive as a specialty roast, because I had two delivery fees, and two tips. But whatcha gonna do? All good now.

Vela Nanashi · **Reply #7028 on:** September 02, 2024, 08:23:49 PM

yeah not ideal, with the two delivery fees, but then again coffee must be had

watcher1 · **Reply #7029 on:** September 02, 2024, 09:32:04 PM

Quote from: purpleshoes on August 31, 2024, 12:21:51 PM

Quote from: msslave on August 30, 2024, 11:09:06 PM
Purple had a Birthday? It's not in his profile or I'd have been all over it.

Happy birthday my friend. Hope it was a good one.

Would you like to update your profile so I can see it when it rolls around again. I think if you leave the year blank and just fill in month and day you can still keep age secret...you old fart.

I just said it was a family birthday, not mine. It ruined my day because I wouldn't be getting any cake, because cake is the best part of celebrating anyone's birthday.

WMMD: Mrs. Purple, bless her heart, baked a cake today so I get to have cake an extra time this year. 🎂👍

As for my age, that's never been a secret, I've posted more than once that I was born in 1950, so I will turn 74 this year and don't care who knows it. It's just a number as far as I'm concerned.

Another proud Boomer. WOO!

Dudester · **Reply #7030 on:** September 03, 2024, 08:56:12 PM

Half of the time, like today, I wake up with intense shoulder pain (both shoulders). Last year, when I had the heart attack, the med tech broke ribs giving me CPR. Then the surgeons used that saw on my sternum. The end result is, first, when I take a deep breath, I feel my ribs re-align, and second, waking up with the intense shoulder pain.

Pornhubby · **Reply #7031 on:** September 03, 2024, 09:42:54 PM

Zipper Club! I had CABG x4 in 2017. But no heart problems since.

msslave · **Reply #7032 on:** September 03, 2024, 10:26:23 PM

Dude, I in your discomfort. On the other hand.glad you're still around to join us on KB.

Blue_Eyes · **Reply #7033 on:** September 05, 2024, 06:00:25 AM

Quote from: Pornhubby on September 03, 2024, 09:42:54 PM

Zipper Club! I had CABG x4 in 2017. But no heart problems since.

Holy Crap! Glad you're still with us, and living relatively "heart-pain" free!!
I had a stroke in July, but I consider myself lucky. The only loss was with my peripheral vision. My eyesight is already weak because of huge cataracts, but now I have to slow everything down when I walk and constantly be moving my head up and down, back and forth, to be sure I don't trip over anything. My cataract surgery was put off until October because they were afraid of a second stroke, but regardless, as soon as they're willing, I'll be ready. I hate having tunnel vision only.

Dudester · **Reply #7034 on:** September 09, 2024, 09:03:32 PM

Went to Aldi to shop and man, oh man, there was a bunch of dummies in there. People blocking aisles, line jumping at the cash register and a difficult cashier. I only go there once every 6 or 7 weeks as I do the majority of my shopping elsewhere.

Shiela_M · **Reply #7035 on:** September 10, 2024, 10:29:54 PM

I love aldis and specifically go there for four things.

1. Connelly's cream liqueurs.
2. eggs
3. Frozen fruits, for smoothies.
4. Peanut butter for the dog treats I make at home.

Dudester · **Reply #7036 on:** September 11, 2024, 05:33:09 AM

I go to Aldi for:

1) Canned soup
2) Canned vegies
3) Canned pasta items (Spaghetti, etc.)
4) Mac n cheese
5) Cookies

msslave · **Reply #7037 on:** September 17, 2024, 06:24:50 PM

Ok, day is not ruined but I'm left very ashamed for my gender. I still enjoy sex stories even tho' I'm unable to do anything.

That's are many tales about a woman using her body to pay off a debt or get her husband out of a jam and a I've found enjoyment in them.

I have the nicest young nurse who visits me every couple weeks. She checks my vitals and set up my pills for a couple more weeks. Very helpful as my arthritis keeps getting worse.

Somehow we started talking cars and having repairs done finding.a good mechanic. She said she'd had a good one and he let her make payments.if she couldn't pay the whole amount.

Eventually, yup, the asshole started hitting on her and mentioned taking care of her bill. She tried to politely tell him no and that she wasn't interested. Still he persisted and she found another place to have her car taken care of.

I was surprised at just hearing a brief account of one of my fantasy stories appear in real life. Guess it's time to review my reading preferences.

Writers Bloque · **Reply #7038 on:** September 17, 2024, 07:45:23 PM

Quote from: msslave on September 17, 2024, 06:24:50 PM

Ok, day is not ruined but I'm left very ashamed for my gender. I still enjoy sex stories even tho' I'm unable to do anything.

That's are many tales about a woman using her body to pay off a debt or get her husband out of a jam and a I've found enjoyment in them.

I have the nicest young nurse who visits me every couple weeks. She checks my vitals and set up my pills for a couple more weeks. Very helpful as my arthritis keeps getting worse.

Somehow we started talking cars and having repairs done finding.a good mechanic. She said she'd had a good one and he let her make payments.if she couldn't pay the whole amount.

Eventually, yup, the asshole started hitting on her and mentioned taking care of her bill. She tried to politely tell him no and that she wasn't interested. Still he persisted and she found another place to have her car taken care of.

I was surprised at just hearing a brief account of one of my fantasy stories appear in real life. Guess it's time to review my reading preferences.

I do not think its a single gender thing. There are stories of domineering female bosses throwing their weight around to get a young interns body. I think its a douchebag asshole problem. Stories like that are more of a power play fantasy even though its an uncommon occurrence. Its an okay fantasy and if you like it, own it. I think there is a certain amount of disconnect needed to enjoy the more extreme fantasies. Like they used to say in the 80's and 90's ""try to keep fantasy and real life separate." I do not think liking it when it happens around you is wrong, because you are not actively engaging in it.

or simply:

You are not what you fap to.

No penalty on the play, you are still one of my favorite people here. No respect loss. Me I would use the anger I felt at learning of that to shape a fantasy around it to flesh it out and make it feel real.

msslave · **Reply #7039 on:** September 17, 2024, 10:38:40 PM

My problem that it happened to me someone I know and like. Even though the only thing that happened was she found a new mechanic it just brought home to me that this behavior is out there.

No it won't stop me from continuing to read porn, but I'll try to be more sensitive in real life. I'm.not sure what I mean by that. So don't spend a lot of time analyzing it.

What RUINED your day today?