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Reply #60 on: September 17, 2016, 06:57:23 AM
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies.  I don't know what is better.  Soft oatmeal cookies, or Little Debbie cream.

I first heard this song 20 years ago on a small town radio station while on vacation. 
I always liked the song, but I had no idea what the "Little Debbie" and "Oatmeal Pie" references were about until the first time I saw the product in a grocery store a few years ago.  I'll have to try them one of these days.



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Reply #61 on: September 17, 2016, 09:08:43 AM
Our school district made something called a Fudgie.  It was oatmeal and chocolate.  It was one of the ways the district found to use all the oatmeal they got (schools often received government surplus) I loved Fudgies.

One christmas someone got me a ten pound bar of Hershey's Chocolate.  I had no idea what to do with it so I tried to replicate a Fudgie and came very close.

Now with the internet recipes are at your fingertips:

NO BAKE OATMEAL FUDGIES   
1/2 c. milk
1/2 c. cocoa
1 1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. butter
1/2 c. peanut butter
1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 c. quick cooking oatmeal

Mix in 2 quart saucepan milk, cocoa, sugar and butter over medium-high heat. Bring to boil for 2 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter and vanilla. Then add oatmeal. When dough is well blended, put into greased 8 inch square pan and cut into bars or drop by teaspoonfuls on waxed paper. Let cool. 32 bars or 40 cookies.




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Reply #62 on: September 17, 2016, 06:57:48 PM
Our school district made something called a Fudgie.  It was oatmeal and chocolate.  It was one of the ways the district found to use all the oatmeal they got (schools often received government surplus) I loved Fudgies.

One christmas someone got me a ten pound bar of Hershey's Chocolate.  I had no idea what to do with it so I tried to replicate a Fudgie and came very close.

Now with the internet recipes are at your fingertips:

NO BAKE OATMEAL FUDGIES   
1/2 c. milk
1/2 c. cocoa
1 1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. butter
1/2 c. peanut butter
1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 c. quick cooking oatmeal

Mix in 2 quart saucepan milk, cocoa, sugar and butter over medium-high heat. Bring to boil for 2 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter and vanilla. Then add oatmeal. When dough is well blended, put into greased 8 inch square pan and cut into bars or drop by teaspoonfuls on waxed paper. Let cool. 32 bars or 40 cookies.



My wife is actually making this.

Being married to a chef is great 99% of the time.  :D



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Reply #63 on: September 18, 2016, 01:56:54 AM
Don't lie. 99% of the time it's :aol_anal: ;-)

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Reply #64 on: September 18, 2016, 02:33:26 AM
45% actually.



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Reply #65 on: September 18, 2016, 10:39:50 PM
At least until your wife reads this and decides she's not assfucking you enough.

And buys an even bigger strap on...

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Reply #66 on: September 19, 2016, 02:14:53 AM
At least until your wife reads this and decides she's not assfucking you enough.

And buys an even bigger strap on...

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Reply #67 on: September 19, 2016, 03:16:16 AM
lol

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Reply #68 on: June 09, 2024, 09:07:22 PM
Chip Dip. 


Guess I already mentioned......


Chip Dip.     In my 20's stoner days, I'd get a sleeve of saltine crackers and chip dip and devour it.    I don't know how I didn't get heavy, I ate terribly.     In college when all the other girls put on the freshman 15, I lost 5 pounds.
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Reply #69 on: June 09, 2024, 09:50:23 PM
Cookies...any kind. Chocolate chip would be number one. ;D

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Reply #70 on: June 09, 2024, 10:41:37 PM
High School.......Most of the food was terrible, BUT the "sloppy joes" were the best I've ever had...!!!
The school pizza was just nasty, and the hamburgers could be used as floor hockey pucks.
however I don't think anybody complained about the ice cream sandwiches that the school served.

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Reply #71 on: June 10, 2024, 12:21:25 AM
Ivies, ice pops, freezer pops, freeze icer pops.?... whatever you call them. Every summer when I see that gargantuan box full of them outside the store doorway, I always buy two packs. The first one will be gone in about three weeks, the Second will last me till the end of summer. I dont just eat them all normally. I'll break them up, and use them as ice in drinks or water. I get the hint of flavor.



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Reply #72 on: June 10, 2024, 03:16:46 AM
Chili Fiesta Sticks, with that weird stuff they called chili, which was the best way to get out of class with a tummy ache. But the sticks were AMAZING, with a bit of ranch, and the chili chili on the fries. Those things were truly epic. Never got to eat my desserts though, gf/wife stole them. Breakfast was good too. Country fried steak biscuits, with a little mustard. Also I had huge cravings for Mayo to dip my fries in, and yet I laughed at my mom and gf for dipping their chicken into Honey. Not Honey Mustard, but actual honey. Mom said it was a girl thing, me it was just too sweet for my tastes. Also after thanksgiving, the fried turkey sandwiches were to die for. But for every indulgence the team had, the coach would work us twice as hard, since this was before the health food invasion in school lunches, so greasy was the king. It also did not help that we had an al la cart line, where we can buy just about anything but what was on the main course line, so while the burgers sucked, the team would carry one or two when we needed a carb boost. Also the tea was good, and they served Seniors coffee drinks, which of course was decaf, except certain ne'er o well with his own car would take drink orders, tell the parking lot guard that I left my books at home, break many speed limits to hit up the small cafe's for that sweet, sweet caffeine boost. Got caught on the day before Senior skip day, and since I had a not so good rep, but was actually graduating, they let it slide. Gf wanted a sweet espresso with enough whip cream to make it look like a raunchy drink. Also I miss Twigs. Nabisco made the perfect snack back in my day, which was just basically cheese crackers in stick form. Good times. 

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Reply #73 on: June 10, 2024, 04:03:59 AM
Ivies, ice pops, freezer pops, freeze icer pops.?... whatever you call them. Every summer when I see that gargantuan box full of them outside the store doorway, I always buy two packs. The first one will be gone in about three weeks, the Second will last me till the end of summer. I dont just eat them all normally. I'll break them up, and use them as ice in drinks or water. I get the hint of flavor.

Loved those.  Those were a 'special treat' from my mom. We would get like one a week. We'd beg and beg, but my mom wouldnt hand them out hardly at all, so, 'special treat'.
Then as we grew up, my sister got her first job at the grocery store.  She comes home one day and says a box of 50 costs like $2.50.  They cost 5 cents each back then.  My bitch mom treated them like they were gold.

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Reply #74 on: June 10, 2024, 04:22:48 AM
My bitch mom treated them like they were gold.

My bitch mother never bought them. Whenever I was over at Shannon's house, we'd be out back listening to music or just hanging out, her dad would bring some out for us, or he'd have her little brother run them out. He would always bring out our favorite flavors too.



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Reply #75 on: June 10, 2024, 10:52:04 PM
When In Doubt (and I DID get into trouble)....Saddle up and ride to the Dairy Queen.
I used to cut across a huge field that was behind the elementary school, then ride down the street toward the Museum and the Dairy Queen.
The police knew me, and would simply call my father and tell him what I was up to.
But The banana boat was fantastic.

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Reply #76 on: June 10, 2024, 11:36:21 PM


The best selling brands — Fla-vor-ice, Otter Pops, and Pop-Ice — are all made by Jel Sert, a snack foods company based in Illinois that has a tight grip on the freeze pop market.
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Reply #77 on: June 11, 2024, 01:50:00 AM
When In Doubt (and I DID get into trouble)....Saddle up and ride to the Dairy Queen.
I used to cut across a huge field that was behind the elementary school, then ride down the street toward the Museum and the Dairy Queen.
The police knew me, and would simply call my father and tell him what I was up to.
But The banana boat was fantastic.

Love,
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Oh yes, DQ was the best!! Banana boats were delicious, and I loved the cherry dilly bars, but nothing ever beat the Buster bars!! Chocolate over peanuts, fudge, vanilla cream and then more peanuts and more fudge.... Yummy 🤤🤤🤤



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Reply #78 on: June 11, 2024, 03:51:16 AM
There was a place next to the now old Borden Dairy distribution warehouse and an Ice company that also sold "Daimens" Basically like Icee's but more fruit flavored. But this little mom and pop's Ice cream shop made the real deal no fake, artifical or sugar free Ice Cream. But the problem for us in high school, was the fact that it was clear across town. Only the brave or dumb would attempt to go get some when they were open. Lunch break was 45 minutes. Seniors were the only grade that could leave campus for lunch, provided you had adequate transportation. The public transportation bus had a stop right outside the student parking. That was a trap. The bus runs on an hourly scale so getting to that magical slice of heaven on earth by city bus was the best way to lose your leave campus privs. B

BUT.

By this time, nearing graduation, I had extra duties as my gf was well along into her pregnancy, and despite everyone telling her to stay home at this point as it was a struggle for her, in that stage of gestation, she wanted to finish out her last year and walk with her friends. So the deans and principles, and even Coach made me attend to her every need. Woot, self enslavement!

So on this particular day, my gf had two problems. One, her boobs were starting to leak, and two she had an intense craving for chocolate Ice Cream with a whole ass king sized hershey bar jammed in, AND fresh peanut butter cookies on the side. That meant I had three places I had to go. But the bra that the obgyn recommended for leaking titties had done its duty, but it could not stop it much longer. So I skipped out of art when a girl from English IV ran to get me. GF was just a delightful bundle of emotions ranging from Rage, Anger, saddness and then HUNGER. "Go get the meatbrick." was her call to me. So I came in as she has her blanket around her, not cause she was cold, but to hide the leaks.

"Go to my house, get me another shirt."

Principle who looked at me like they were glad I was leaving in a couple of months, calls gate guard, guard lets me out and I had only 1 hour to get everything she told the school she needed.

The List:

Shirt or moo moo
panties as she is leaking a little down there
The Ice Cream
A Gallon of Milo's sweet tea
A pillow
And some gym shorts.

I had a quarter tank of gas, and a strong will to live and run away.

I went to her house. Of course no one was home. So I snuck into her bedroom window and grabbed the panties and shorts. She had no moo moos. I recalled my mom offering her some of her old ones she kept for my sisters when they get preggers and married. My mom was home on her day off and was furious that I showed up as she was working on her crafts.

"Mom, Moomoos now!"

My mom had one she had tailored herself to look "cute" because moo moos are the opposite of fashionable. But my mom made this look like a one piece dress with a faux belt across the waist. But I needed the bra. I asked my mom and she handed me some money and go hit up the stores in the baby Aisles. Fuck. Off to Kmart. None her size there. Walmart, nope. Then I was leaving the store when I noticed a pregnant lady whose bust looked to be about my gf's size. I of course made an ass of myself and asked, telling her my situation. Expecting and flinching ready for the slap, but all I got was a chuckle. She said xxxxx store had them. It was a local privately owned Lane Bryant style store that also sold lingerie and other adult things the fuller figured woman would need.

35 minutes left.

I ran in and bought almost the entire rack of her size. There went my new battery for the car money I saved. Traffic, and Metallica playing on the radio sent me into a deadman;s rush, stopping for gas I grabbed the hersheys bar. Next stop J's Bakery. The most famous bakery in the Cola. Nothing but the best for my soon to be wife and bearer of my first child, right?  I bought a full dozen of cookies, 6 peanut butter and 6 sugar that were covered in icing, big yellow smiley faces.

15 minutes until I was in deep shit.

J's was the closest to the ice cream shop. When I stopped for gas, I filled my cooler with ice, because I had the thought that the ice cream would melt before I got back. I drifted into the parking lot, because there was no one on the road and I would have to have had to drive 4 extra blocks as the bakery was on a one way street. Fuck proper driving and the laws. I ran in got the cookies, and some Petite Fours. There was no easy way back to the school, because the school was clear across town. 12th to Cervantes. Cervantes till it changes to Mobile Highway. Mobile Highway to Fairfield, fairfield to 55th ave. 55th ave to Lillian hwy. and lillian to the student parking gate.

2 mins until I was officially dead.

Gate open, lot clear, my space, then meet her at lunch. I slid into the lunch room, where her friends were running defense, keeping people from making a spectacle of her. I burst in like a mad bull in a china shop, almost slipped and found her with her knot of friends. I gave her the clothes, which thanks to the blankets she carried, she changed into the moo moo and everything else. It did look less moo mooey on her. Then came the pile of nursing bras (I long forgotten their name.) she took one, and shoved the rest into her gym bag.

Then came the cookies, big chocolate bar and Ice cream. It was promptly devoured, along with a full tray of food, extra fries from the al la carte line and two baked chicken sandwiches, extra honey.

I ate, and promptly took a nap in my next class on the couch. Psychology 4. I told mr. p I needed a nap before class, and   I was welcomed to the couch, he woke me up for class.

Now I tell this tale because that ice cream was legendary. Sadly it closed down because the owners grew too old to run it, and none of their family wanted to take over.

Now for those who think I am spinning a fine yarn, I am not. The only exaggeration in this story was the deadman's rush. I wasnt the safest driver, but I was not going to let myself be caught for truancy for reckless driving. I wasn't going to get in much trouble, detention to make up for what I missed.
 

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Reply #79 on: June 11, 2024, 03:56:02 AM

Oh yes, DQ was the best!! 

Peanut Buster Parfait was my favorite.  Getting the spoon down to the hot fudge....that hot fudge and cold ice cream.  To die for. 
And a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate....biting off a piece of that hardened shell. Yum. 

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