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Reply #40 on: November 28, 2013, 04:50:56 PM
Sounds pretty accurate to me, did they mention the football?



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Reply #41 on: November 28, 2013, 06:08:39 PM
Nope they didn't mention sports.  They also didn't mention naps.

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Reply #42 on: November 28, 2013, 06:28:17 PM

Nope they didn't mention sports.  They also didn't mention naps.



Or tryptophan...





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Reply #43 on: November 28, 2013, 09:17:33 PM
They just don't get the glories of Thanksgiving.

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Reply #44 on: November 28, 2013, 10:19:54 PM
Americans are masochists, two turkey dinners, two family get togethers! 0vomit0 Hardly got over one bout of indigestion  and you are tucking in once more to another mound of food and drink.
Only good thing is mother in law's not there at Christmas because you insulted her at Thanksgiving.
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Reply #45 on: November 29, 2013, 12:25:46 AM
I don't get indigestion because i always follow this rule.

"Never eat anything at one sitting larger than a basketball."

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Reply #46 on: November 29, 2013, 06:39:32 AM

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #47 on: November 29, 2013, 07:45:39 AM
I saw a cartoon on another site: A man with a shotgun proudly holding up a turkey. Behind him, a ten foot plus turkey brandishing a huge club and lookin' pissed... ;-)

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Reply #48 on: November 29, 2013, 01:59:10 PM



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Reply #49 on: November 29, 2013, 07:52:17 PM

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #50 on: November 26, 2014, 06:37:25 PM
I received an email from Toe wondering about me.

so just to let you all know I finished the rest or on my ole Willys p,u. and headed out on a Colorado High Country road trip to test my metal, so to speak, renew old friendships, and recatologue my iron projects.

So my days have been filled with "A case of the willys", and my nights filled with everything you can imagine seeing old friends in lowly places that I've missed over the last bunch of years.

I'll be back around the 1st of December.

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.

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Reply #51 on: November 26, 2014, 07:21:51 PM
Enjoy!  And don't overdo it as Christmas is right around the corner!

And to all the rest of my KB friends, Have a Happy Turkey Day!  Be grateful for all of the blessings we ave.

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Reply #52 on: November 26, 2014, 07:22:57 PM
My best wishes to for all of those on the board celebrating Thanksgiving.  I hope everyone stays safe.  May your travel be uneventful. Enjoy the holiday!

Me, I'll be cooking the big meal for the first time.  No big deal right, just follow instructions.  I'm sure I've got it covered.


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Reply #53 on: November 26, 2014, 11:25:27 PM
Drive safe. Don't drink and drive. Give thanks we live in a free world, and for one day, think good of others.

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Reply #54 on: November 27, 2014, 12:54:09 AM
Have a very happy Thanksgiving my friends!



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Reply #55 on: November 27, 2014, 06:27:48 PM
I love you.  Thank you for blessing me every day of the year.  I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving holiday.  I'm thankful for every one of you!



Now, she'd be something to be Thankful about

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Reply #56 on: November 28, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
A little late but do hope all that celebrate Thanksgiving had a nice day with family and friends. 

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Reply #57 on: November 25, 2015, 07:16:04 PM
Hey......
Since Thursday is Thanksgiving, I'd like to say to all of you "Happy Thanksgiving" and not just that but "thank you" for taking the time to be my friend (see it didn't kill you after all). I wish everyone of you, no matter where you are (or even if you don't celebrate Thanksgiving) a very Happy Holiday........Thanks for being here, and thanks for being a friend.
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Reply #58 on: November 25, 2015, 07:48:16 PM
Just bite a turkey instead Liz.  Happy Thanksgiving!

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Reply #59 on: November 25, 2015, 08:45:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.

Now about that bite, ohh wait that belong in the flirt thread.  :emot_laughing:

No seriously though, I hope everyone's holiday(s) are awesome.