KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

Turkey Day! Happy Thanksgiving!

watcher1 · 9503

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #200 on: November 21, 2020, 03:17:21 PM

I assume you've seen or heard the Franks Red Hot Sauce commercials, where she says, "I put that sh*t on everything!"    That is me at Thanksgiving with the gravy.  I put that sh*t on everything.  Except the pumpkin pie.  Oh, and the green bean casserole. 

Don't mess with the gravy recipe.   If you do, be warned, there will be tears and you'll have to deal with an emotionally distraught inebriated female for the rest of the day. 
Ruin my Thanksgiving Dinner, I ruin your whole f'n day.

Do you also put chocolate over everything?  8)


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #201 on: November 21, 2020, 05:24:10 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Sweetums

  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 762
    • Woos/Boos: +97/-1
    • Gender: Male
  • Disclaimer: I am an idiot. Don't listen to me.
Reply #202 on: November 21, 2020, 06:51:18 PM
One word: tryptophan.



Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #203 on: November 21, 2020, 06:58:36 PM
Exactly why I don't eat turkey  :emot_laughing:



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #204 on: November 22, 2020, 12:22:54 PM
Here's how we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving today.*

With restaurants having to shut down again for 4 weeks, we want to do what we can for them by ordering take out. It's been a hard road for many. Several haven't made it and have been forced to close their doors.


* Wife's son goes back to work this week following his bypass surgery in September. He's been doing well. He always opts to work holidays for the overtime pay. So we get together with him the Sunday before or after the holiday. Cuts his visit short, as he HAS to get home for football. Nah...we don't allow that here. :facepalm: 

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,515
    • Woos/Boos: +1749/-22
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #205 on: November 22, 2020, 02:09:13 PM
... football. Nah...we don't allow that here. :facepalm:  

In our home it is tradition.  As far back as I can remember.  We always have the Detroit game on, and the Dallas game that follows while we play games or are sitting around talking.  But there is  no volume allowed on the television.  And we have Christmas music playing.   EVERYTHING gets turned off during dinner, of course.

Dan wasn't used to watching football without volume.  There was a light protest.  He's gotten used to it.  It doesn't tune him out of conversations going on in the other room where pre-dinner preparations are being made.  Same with daddy.  



.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #206 on: November 22, 2020, 02:31:29 PM
No football, no turkey, no stuffing or gravy here.  I don't do Thanksgiving.  I volunteer to work so somebody else doesn't have to.  Then I go home and just do whatever floats my boat at the time.  Music, book, writing, or whatever.  when I said I'll have tacos, I wasn't fully joking.



ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #207 on: November 22, 2020, 03:45:00 PM
I can already hear my grandma saying "shoo" to the kids asking when dinner will be ready.  :roll:



Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #208 on: November 22, 2020, 04:26:07 PM
No football, no turkey, no stuffing or gravy here.  I don't do Thanksgiving.  I volunteer to work so somebody else doesn't have to.  Then I go home and just do whatever floats my boat at the time.  Music, book, writing, or whatever.  when I said I'll have tacos, I wasn't fully joking.


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline Lois

  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 11,151
    • Woos/Boos: +766/-56
Reply #209 on: November 22, 2020, 05:32:32 PM
It's been a few years since I've celebrated Thanksgiving in any traditional way.  We had a friend that would travel to Tucson and he'd throw a Thanksgiving potluck.  But he's been spending Thanksgiving in Hawaii with his mom the last couple years.  Large Turkeys are really inexpensive this year and we've been talking of getting one and living off the leftovers for a while this year.  I usually get a ham because Jefferson does not like Turkey that much, but he does like Trukey sandwiches.



_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #210 on: November 22, 2020, 11:07:34 PM
Cooked a turkey today, because I already had a standing rib roast in the fridge for Thursday.  My son got a free turkey at work, and I don’t have room in the freezer for a 12.5 lb. bird.









And yes, I do despise candied yams, and green bean casserole. This is a Thanksgiving parody. I made the food I swore to my kids I would never make.  But this isn’t Thanksgiving.



Offline Jed_

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,822
    • Woos/Boos: +413/-12
    • Gender: Male
  • I really am a demon that defiles helpless girls
    • Forbidden Forced Fantasy
Reply #211 on: November 23, 2020, 01:14:58 AM
I’m sort of planning a Thanksgiving dinner after Thanksgiving.  My new family is unfamiliar with some things I love for that meal such as mashed rutabaga.  So I’ll make ‘mostly’ what they do recognize for the actual Thanksgiving, and make another ‘Thanksgiving’ dinner later.

I probably could make it as Christmas Day dinner, cuz as with my previous wife everything is Christmas Eve.  Christmas morning I’m headed out to go camping at the beach.  I could do a turkey at the campsite.  It wouldn’t be the first time.



_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #212 on: November 23, 2020, 06:54:22 AM
Thanksgiving menu:

•Perfect medium rare Standing Rib Roast with au jus
•Potatoes au gratin with Gruyère cheese
•Oyster stuffing
•Asparagus
•Popovers
•Double chocolate mouse tort



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #213 on: November 26, 2020, 12:45:16 PM

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow KBers!
If you're not from the U.S. of A. and don't celebrate this day, my best wishes to you for being part of our KB family.


Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #214 on: November 26, 2020, 02:29:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all.  Hope you have the best day you can have.  :emot_kiss:



Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #215 on: November 26, 2020, 03:29:39 PM
I echo what msslave and Shiela said. Have a safe Thanksgiving!  8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline joan1984

  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 11,273
    • Woos/Boos: +613/-270
    • Gender: Female
  • Co-POY 2011
Reply #216 on: November 26, 2020, 06:59:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all KB Members. Enjoy with family and friends, and take pleasure where you may find it!

joan

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #217 on: November 27, 2020, 02:14:40 AM
Piranha. All of them are piranha. There's is literally NOTHING left. Except bones and crumbs.  :roll:



_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #218 on: November 27, 2020, 04:49:49 AM
I am sure Jed will put me to shame, but here’s what we were eating a casa de Toe today.












Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #219 on: November 27, 2020, 05:12:23 AM
I'd share a picture of what I had for dinner, but I already threw my QDOBA bag in the trash.