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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #180 on: August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:


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Reply #181 on: August 28, 2018, 04:44:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

And here I thought young folks had all the stamina  ;D

That is all.

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Reply #182 on: August 28, 2018, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: JBRG on August 28, 2018, 04:44:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

And here I thought young folks had all the stamina  ;D

Not me anymore.  :roll:


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Reply #183 on: September 01, 2018, 03:52:05 PM
I sucked a nice big cock, got pegged, and came deep in a tight pussy.


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Reply #184 on: September 01, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

You could take a break by sharing the details in a story...  ;D



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Reply #185 on: September 02, 2018, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: IdleBoast on September 01, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 25, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
CJ's gotten laid 3 times in 24 hours. By two people.  ;D

:emot_smilio:


Honestly though, kinda gettin' sick of it. I need a break.  :roll:

You could take a break by sharing the details in a story...  ;D



Just watch any porn with a blonde and Asian girl and you'll get half the idea.

Then watch another porn with two blondes.  ;D


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Reply #186 on: September 03, 2018, 06:57:12 AM
Strangely enough, I had mindless, zipless sex with a friend.

I must be doing something right, she had a good time.

It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #187 on: September 03, 2018, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on September 03, 2018, 06:57:12 AM

It did serve to remind me that satisfying the body alone is not that satisfying.


You coudn't have put it more perfectly.






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Reply #188 on: September 04, 2018, 01:52:37 AM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:

Apparently no one can keep their damn hands off me. :roll: I was informed three times today what certain someones would love to do to me.  :facepalm:

Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #189 on: September 04, 2018, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 04, 2018, 01:52:37 AM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:


I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate.   It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me.  The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.

No, I did not get laid last night.  Mark out of town for the weekend with his family 'up north'.  I had other commitments.   It's okay though.  Missed him and plan on a fun night tonight.

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Reply #190 on: September 04, 2018, 03:41:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 04, 2018, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 04, 2018, 01:52:37 AM
Why is it as Summer ends and the colder times approach everyone but me gets hornier?  :roll:


I would say the colder it gets, the more I enjoy getting intimate.   It's the getting under the cold sheet and wanting cuddled with arms wrapped around me.  The closeness, the hugging, one thing leads to another and yada yada.

These bitches are in heat and they're all bothering me. Usually it would be fun to be targeted by gorgeous women. But CJ is sick of everyone's lecherous fantasies, some of which involves things done to places I put off limits.  :roll:

They best calm down or CJ will close for business till spring.  :facepalm:


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Reply #191 on: September 10, 2018, 04:27:22 PM
Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.

And\, Oh boy did I ever!  It was senfreakingsational. 

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Reply #192 on: September 10, 2018, 05:05:14 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 10, 2018, 04:27:22 PM
Not last night, but Saturday night after a wedding.

And\, Oh boy did I ever!  It was senfreakingsational. 

 :D


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Reply #193 on: September 10, 2018, 05:42:06 PM
Yesterday afternoon.  Also, gotta love getting payed $50.00 to get a blowjob.  Not many women are into that, so it's a real treat.  (However, it's not all that uncommon for gay men to pay for a mouthful of cock.)


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Reply #194 on: September 10, 2018, 08:16:51 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Get pink highlights in the blonde hair and all these horny bitches back off. You'd think it'd make it worse because of how cute it is, but apparently it's like kryptonite.  :emot_dancing:

"I didn't marry your pink hair, white girl."  ;D

"You destroyed your beautiful hair!"

"Change it back!!!!!"

 :D

I haven't gotten laid since and I'm just fine with that. :emot_smilio: Leave me the fuck alone for a while.  8)


Yeah, I know I'm complaining about getting laid too much when some can't get laid at all. I'll trade you. Even I have my limits.  :roll:


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Reply #195 on: September 10, 2018, 09:19:30 PM
Lol.

I am going to be exceptionally honest here and admit that its been 11 years since I last had sex.
Its interesting reading about everyone else's exploits though.

Part of why I enjoy KB. I can stay a shy hermit and explore my fantasies and just as my 20's succumbed to involuntary celibacy, so too shall my 30's :-[

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Reply #196 on: September 10, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 08:16:51 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Uh, predatory lesbians?  I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes. 

Correct me if I'm wrong.  No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.


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Reply #197 on: September 10, 2018, 10:30:08 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on September 10, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 08:16:51 PM
CJ found a cure to everyone bothering her.  ;D

Uh, predatory lesbians?  I know, they're pretty aggressive sometimes. 

Correct me if I'm wrong.  No pronouns to go bye, it just sounded like that, from my experience.

That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on.  ;D


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Reply #198 on: September 12, 2018, 01:10:00 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on September 10, 2018, 10:30:08 PM
That's a word no one uses in this house. Except one person. It's all complicated, let's just not use that word and move on.  ;D

Okay, just to be clear.  There were a lot of words there, so you mean the P word, or the L one? 


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Reply #199 on: September 12, 2018, 02:24:32 AM
The "L" word.

We don't use it except for one person. Like I said, complicated.


CJ still hasn't gotten laid, and everyone hates the pink in my dumb blonde hair.  ;D


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