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Reply #1860 on: July 25, 2022, 03:00:30 PM
She has stomach issues, so no people food for her. But I do make her some coconut treats that she loves and are good for her.

I left him some rather raunchy pics on his phone before I left. He knows😘


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Reply #1861 on: July 25, 2022, 03:47:03 PM
Raunchy photos on his phone. Shiela...you have such a creative and sexy brain. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1862 on: July 25, 2022, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on July 25, 2022, 01:57:38 PM
Allan got home in the evening and he gave me a call. Asked if I wanted to get something to eat, I said I could stop and get something on my way over. I didnt want to go out anywhere, and there was something I wanted much more than food. He quickly agreed and said he was a little tired anyways, so he was happy not to go out. I swung by got a curbside pickup and went over.  When I got there he was passed out on his couch snoring away. Even when I went in an his dog started barking he never really stirred. I curled up on the couch with his dog and watched the show he had going on Prime. So no, I did not, but I got to snuggle with his dog, so I still had a great night. Went home around 10:30

I'm reminded of an ex. She was working 80 hours for weeks on end. After being summoned to perform, she rode me to orgasm.  Then she promptly said, "Oh I needed that. I had such a nice cum...", and mid-sentence passed out for 48 hours.


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Reply #1863 on: August 01, 2022, 07:17:12 PM
Oh yes I did. I never made it home last night, I went straight to Allan's and after I tried to deepthroat him, I wrapped myself around him like he was keeping me afloat in the ocean. It was hot, it was sweaty and it was amazing. I wouldnt doubt that his lips and tongue touched every inch of me between my mouth and my knees. He wanted me on top, and I had the ride of my life.

After we were sitting in the living room watching some Netflix show that I thoroughly enjoyed, but I didnt understand everything that was happening, so he restarted it while we watched he was telling me certain things about the show that I didnt need to know, and I was becoming annoyed so I told him to be quiet, or maybe put that beautiful mouth to better use. I wasnt being 100% serious, but he surprised me by... indulging in cream pie, and that he was so willing to do that made me so f@#$ing hot for him and we went again.

Then we ordered dinner and watched netflix


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Reply #1864 on: August 01, 2022, 07:23:02 PM
Dang, I thought there'd be something about Eric  ;D ;D ;D


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Reply #1865 on: August 03, 2022, 01:56:51 PM
I did, we phucked in our pool room, and she even let me get a little anus.

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Reply #1866 on: August 05, 2022, 02:24:55 PM
Dan was out of town and I was wanting. I went to bed at 12:30 and couldn't fall asleep. I considered getting up to retrieve a toy, I just didn't have the energy to get out of bed. The tossing and turning caused my pj top to ride up a bit and my hand touched my belly. My fingertips began a light caressing of the skin before slipping over my underwear. It wasn't a minute later when I lifted my bottom and slid my underwear to my knees. While Mr. Index and Mr. Ring finger were involved, Mr. Middle finger did most of the work.  I thank all three of them for taking such good care of me last night in Dan's absence.

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Reply #1867 on: August 05, 2022, 03:01:30 PM
Wow! What a way to start reading KB. Jules, you paint such vivid mind pictures. Glad you had things well in hand while Dan is gone. Woo for the images. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1868 on: August 05, 2022, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 05, 2022, 03:01:30 PM
Woo for the images. ;D :emot_kiss:

I didn't take pictures. Maybe next time.

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Reply #1869 on: August 05, 2022, 03:39:25 PM
When I worked in radio, we called it "theater of the mind". Using words to paint a picture. Very effective in advertising and erotica. No need to guess which area Jules falls into. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1870 on: August 06, 2022, 06:43:25 AM
Nope, not last night or the night before, not tonight, and I wouldnt bet money on tomorrow night either. Busy busy busy.


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Reply #1871 on: August 06, 2022, 03:05:03 PM
You will soon get growleritis.

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Reply #1872 on: August 06, 2022, 05:35:38 PM
I came home very horny. And proceeded to pleasure myself three times. I made one of those Girl Scout Cookie drinks, and I did not wake up until 10:30 AM. I feel so delightfully pleasured. I think I may have to do it to myself again one more time.

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Reply #1873 on: August 08, 2022, 12:02:51 AM
Yes last night. And three more times today so far. We've been going crazy this weekend. I love the weekends. The last time was partly just for me to test the premise, is she really always horny? The answer is apparently yes.


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Reply #1874 on: August 08, 2022, 03:08:35 PM
Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)

But in a dream I did.  In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.

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Reply #1875 on: August 08, 2022, 03:22:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 08, 2022, 03:08:35 PM
Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)

But in a dream I did.  In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.
Now there's another story I'd like to see you write up for us. ;D

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Reply #1876 on: August 08, 2022, 04:43:09 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 08, 2022, 03:22:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 08, 2022, 03:08:35 PM
Nope, not in real life (last Friday I did though)

But in a dream I did.  In jail, by a policeman. My dreams are usually rich with detail, but not this one.
Now there's another story I'd like to see you write up for us. ;D

Not much to it.  I like I said, no detail. Just in a jail cell. I kind of think it was someone I know.

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Reply #1877 on: August 09, 2022, 05:49:33 AM
Not me! Hell, it's been over eight years, but wait...

I did get one hell of a blow job today at the park; right after I gave the stranger one first. ;D :D :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1878 on: August 09, 2022, 01:39:49 PM
No.
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Negatory.




Quote from: Blue_Eyes on August 09, 2022, 05:49:33 AM
I did get one hell of a blow job today at the park; right after I gave the stranger one first. ;D :D :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

In these parts, that counts as getting laid.  Woo Blue (#15)

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Reply #1879 on: August 09, 2022, 02:34:53 PM
Yes!
Yep!
Uh-huh!
Yessiree bobrooney

Butt up, chest down, gripping blankets, and biting pillows. His one hand gripping my hip the other switching between gripping, rubbing, and slapping my butt. Plus hearing him moaning with every impact of his hips against me. Didnt just get laid, I got a proper f@#$ing.


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