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« Reply #630 on: February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM »

Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! emot_weird

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered facepalm
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« Reply #631 on: February 10, 2020, 07:27:16 PM »


I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open.


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« Reply #632 on: February 10, 2020, 07:52:28 PM »

Maybe so facepalm
Closest I've come to sex in years emot_laughing
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« Reply #633 on: February 10, 2020, 09:05:12 PM »

I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered facepalm

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« Reply #634 on: February 10, 2020, 09:09:39 PM »

Boy oh boy, sure am glad I read all this while having a snack on my break  emot_weird emot_weird
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« Reply #635 on: February 10, 2020, 09:56:22 PM »

Sorry...guess I got too graphic.  I was still a little fuzzy headed at the time I posted this.  Will report to Jules for proper punishment. (When my backside isn't so sore. facepalm)
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« Reply #636 on: February 10, 2020, 11:44:09 PM »

lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you should have seen what I did today."
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« Reply #637 on: February 10, 2020, 11:53:47 PM »

lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you have seen what I did today."
facepalm facepalm facepalm
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« Reply #638 on: February 11, 2020, 12:05:11 AM »

Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! emot_weird

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered facepalm

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« Reply #639 on: February 12, 2020, 07:21:52 PM »

Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  Roll Eyes

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  Roll Eyes

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  Cheesy
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« Reply #640 on: February 12, 2020, 09:12:58 PM »

Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  Roll Eyes

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  Roll Eyes

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  Cheesy

Welcome to married life.  emot_laughing   How come it is the woman who loses their sex drive? emot_weird
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« Reply #641 on: February 12, 2020, 09:26:04 PM »

Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  Grin
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« Reply #642 on: February 13, 2020, 04:51:25 PM »

Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  Grin

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  Cool
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« Reply #643 on: February 13, 2020, 04:58:34 PM »

Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  Grin

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  Cool

Like that really stops you.  emot_laughing
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« Reply #644 on: February 13, 2020, 05:08:27 PM »

Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  Grin

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  Cool

Like that really stops you.  emot_laughing


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