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Reply #160 on: May 26, 2018, 07:42:36 PM



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Reply #161 on: May 27, 2018, 04:14:43 PM
Usually, we snuggle and then make love. A slow, sensual process. Last night, I got used  :D as if I were a sex toy. She fucked me and fucked me good. The Missus came twice before I did.
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Reply #162 on: May 27, 2018, 04:57:04 PM
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Reply #163 on: May 29, 2018, 04:09:29 PM
INS what the criterion for "Got layed" is.  I managed a cheap frot, and tug in semi-public, almost fully clothed.  Basically just undid his pants, and humped him in the corner of an alley.  Hey, it was any easy $50.00, and I got a story out of it!



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Reply #164 on: July 19, 2018, 02:57:06 AM
For the first time since well before my wife passed away over a year ago, ME BITCHES!!  OK it was Saturday night instead of last night, but I couldn’t get on here to brag on Sunday.

Probably about a year and a half for me and she said it had been two years for her.  We seemed to be making up for lost time waking twice in the night to go at it again and then again in the morning.  The poor dog was confused and thought she was hurt and at one point howling along with her, so I kept having to put the dog outside.  I was impressed with how passionate she is, and I think I impressed her too as I ended up getting comments spoken incredulously like:

Really?
Again?

We’re going camping in my trailer this weekend in the mountains taking Friday off.  It’s supposed to rain all weekend, so I got no clue what we’re going to do all cooped up in the trailer all weekend.   ;D
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Reply #165 on: August 07, 2018, 05:54:24 PM
Drunk road trip sex. After a 10 hour drive on Saturday, we walked from our hotel to a local restaurant for supper. From there we strolled to a liquor store that had one of my favourite local (to the location we went to) wines. Bought a different wine instead (we went to the winery for the favourite on Sunday). Back to the hotel and drank one of the two bottles of wine we bought in a little over an hour (usually takes us 2 days to kill a bottle of wine). After we crawled into bed, we got busy. We must have been a little bit more excited than usual. Her FitBit said that she had taken 173 steps while getting laid. Mutual, simultaneous orgasms.

Tried to talk her into a Sunday night sober fuck but she’s pretty much a once a week gal these days.

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Reply #166 on: August 14, 2018, 01:46:57 PM


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Reply #167 on: August 14, 2018, 03:10:33 PM
Excellent Jules!

I’m just realizing today 14Aug is the one month anniversary of me getting laid for the first time in well over a year.  I’ll probably celebrate Bastille Day for now on because of that.

What is both happy and sad is, I’m certain that in the last four weeks I got laid more times than I did in the last 7 years of my marriage.  And my new girlfriend only comes over on weekends, and missed one of those recently  dog sitting for her brother.

However, we are going to Hawaii for 9 days.  We’ll see how often I let her leave the bed those 9 days.



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Reply #168 on: August 14, 2018, 07:41:02 PM



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Reply #169 on: August 15, 2018, 03:51:18 AM

yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.

Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.

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Reply #170 on: August 15, 2018, 04:53:54 PM

yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.

Unfortunately if I get laid, it’s a solitary affair.

I’m married but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a solitary affair once in a while.

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Reply #171 on: August 15, 2018, 08:12:39 PM
yay, rub it in. You old married people are soooo smug.
 

youch, did you have to throw 'old' in there.   ;)

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Reply #172 on: August 17, 2018, 07:05:59 PM
 :emot_smilio:

CJ's on a role.  :D


Actually gettin' kind of sick of it. You can only hump a gorgeous Asian girl so many times before it just gets repetitive. :roll:



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Reply #173 on: August 19, 2018, 08:02:39 PM


Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off.  Otherwise, SPOT ON.
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Reply #174 on: August 19, 2018, 08:25:27 PM


Except I’m 30 years older, 20 pounds heavier, and the lights were off.  Otherwise, SPOT ON.

You lie! That's you now. Stud., :D



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Reply #175 on: August 25, 2018, 02:07:14 AM
CJ got laid an hour ago.  ;D


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Reply #176 on: August 25, 2018, 03:48:21 AM



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Reply #177 on: August 25, 2018, 06:28:00 AM
About 5 hours ago.  ;D

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Reply #178 on: August 25, 2018, 06:30:51 AM



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Reply #179 on: August 25, 2018, 05:18:15 PM
Just about now.  Great way to start the weekend.