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Reply #280 on: December 10, 2018, 04:17:11 AM
I love it when the missus cums and milks my cock until I cum. Last night was mutually enjoyable.

That is all.


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Reply #281 on: December 10, 2018, 02:16:19 PM


We all know what that means MJ.  ;) ;)

Remmy  :D



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Reply #282 on: December 10, 2018, 03:14:07 PM
 8)



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Reply #283 on: December 17, 2018, 06:12:27 AM
Yep.

I made purchases at Victoria Secret this past Monday, half of which she was given on Wednesday (the rest she gets on Christmas Eve).  She kept saying ‘it’s for the honeymoon’ every time I brought up her wearing what I gave her so far,  Fuck!  I gotta wait til May 2019 for you to come to bed in this (and the rest)?

Last night with a silly Harold and Kumar Christmas movie on, she starts responding and kissing me back, then says she needs to use the bathroom.  Hey I get it, very soon something’s going to be pressing on your bladder, so best do that now.  I wasn’t expecting it, but she came back with the black nighty on and a black thong.

Later she was holding up the thong and asking about why the tag was in front (seems even nighties and thongs get removed at some point regardless of not really being in the way).  I told her we’ll cut the tag out.  She replied she never does that, and again asked why it was in front and not the back like all her other panties.  Really?  I pointed to the thin strips that made up the waist band and back of the thong asking where did she think the tag would fit?  Besides that, the front that just barely covered her vagina wasn’t that much bigger than the tag!  She doesn’t wear granny panties, but still everything she’s ever had is apparently pretty conventional.

She’s home now, and I just cut the tags out out the thong and 2nd pair of panties I bought, the 2nd she hasn’t worn yet.  The tags needed to go, but she’s not used to that.  Me, I got a little experience teasing strippers in my lap for big tags sticking out of their naughty wear, that they forgot to cut out.  The next time I saw the strippers in that same frilly thing, the tag would be gone.  For ‘mi chica cochina’, I can do that for her.
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Reply #284 on: December 17, 2018, 04:53:09 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D



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Reply #285 on: December 17, 2018, 07:10:02 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D


I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .



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Reply #286 on: December 17, 2018, 09:35:21 PM
CJ did some wheelchair humpin' half an hour ago.  ;D


I hope wifey #2 was in the chair. . . . . .

 ;D

Lucky for her she was.  8)



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Reply #287 on: December 18, 2018, 04:40:25 PM
That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables.  Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...

Oh yeah, and I got a nice gay 3 way earlier this morning.  After midnight, but I guess technically "Last Night."  Unless somebody wants to point out the inconsistency to prove how pedantically petty she can be, again.

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Reply #288 on: December 18, 2018, 05:18:51 PM
That's the hardest part about eating your vegetables.  Transferring them from the wheelchair to the bed...


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Reply #289 on: December 18, 2018, 05:20:25 PM
What?  She can't say "No" if she's in a coma!

I need to go back to writing in other sexions anyway.  So, this is a good one for Non-Con...
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Reply #290 on: December 18, 2018, 06:36:16 PM
Good one Jules.  Some people need a wake up call. ;D

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Reply #291 on: December 18, 2018, 07:04:19 PM
Good one Jules.  Some people need a wake up call. ;D

My response above should be taken in a joking manner, which I believe PSI did.
I'm just not a fan of jokes about those with disabilities.  Now Polish jokes, bring them on.
 FYI - I'm 1/8 Polish.

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Reply #292 on: December 18, 2018, 07:09:10 PM
Yes, those Polish jokes.  I knew a guy of Polish descent.  Everytime I say him and it was often, he always had several new Polish jokes.  Way before the days of P.C.

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Reply #293 on: December 18, 2018, 07:27:27 PM
Being Polish isn't a disability?

Yes, I was joking throughout.  Granted it was in poor taste, but a shot, and a brew should wash that right out.  Next time, douche her first.

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Reply #294 on: December 18, 2018, 08:10:38 PM
Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.

The point being. . . . .well, I may not have a point?



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Reply #295 on: December 18, 2018, 08:49:38 PM
Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.



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Reply #296 on: December 18, 2018, 09:04:50 PM
Well, my late wife was 100% Polish and disabled, and she didn’t understand the concept of Polish jokes at all.

 :emot_laughing:

Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

He had to use a bent clothes hanger to get his family out.

No, but I saw a Polak stuck up a tree, he had to go get a ladder to climb down...



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Reply #297 on: December 18, 2018, 09:21:52 PM
booo


Sounds like aggie jokes to me.
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one of the originals


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Reply #298 on: December 18, 2018, 09:34:16 PM
In Canada, it’s Newfie jokes (Newfoundland).  In Ireland, it’s jokes about Kerrymen.



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Reply #299 on: December 18, 2018, 09:50:59 PM
Sounds like aggie jokes to me.

Me too.  When I moved to Austin in the 80s, I basically told Polak jokes, and changed the keyword to "Aggie."