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Reply #560 on: January 13, 2020, 04:23:16 PM

Correction: CJ is a DUMB hot blonde.  ;D

 :-X :-X  Not saying a thing.

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Reply #561 on: January 13, 2020, 05:00:02 PM
CJ's mouth got laid in two different places last night and half an hour ago.  ;D



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Reply #562 on: January 13, 2020, 06:12:13 PM
Guess there's just something about you hot  blondes. :emot_laughing:

Awe thanks love  :-*



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Reply #563 on: January 14, 2020, 04:47:47 PM
I don't mean to come off as arrogant, especially as a newbie, but I wouldn't say I got laid , rather; I did the laying.

I suppose I could say I laid someone last night. I might as well go all the way now and add the last part and leave no doubt about the arrogance:

I laid someone last night and I laid her very well.

Furthermore may I introduce myself to one and all? Hello my user name is 2Spoogie and I'm new to this site and forum. I ask for your patience while I learn to navigate, any etiquette blunders or blunders in general are unintentional and no disrespect intended. Thank you.



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Reply #564 on: January 14, 2020, 06:30:33 PM
Welcome!  Come over to the “Say Hello” sub forum and “say hello.”  I think you’ll enjoy it here, and we are always looking for new members to point out blunders!

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0



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Reply #565 on: January 14, 2020, 07:41:25 PM
welcome splooge and glad he or she got laid well.

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Reply #566 on: January 16, 2020, 03:45:33 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)

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Reply #567 on: January 17, 2020, 12:46:14 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)

Hooray for Watcher, you lucky dog.



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Reply #568 on: January 17, 2020, 01:52:04 PM
Big Woo for our big bird.  Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D

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Reply #569 on: January 17, 2020, 02:39:36 PM
Not last night, but this morning. First morning sex in ages.  8)

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Reply #570 on: January 17, 2020, 03:04:35 PM
Took kids to the airport, saw them off.  Rode the shuttle back to our hotel room, and took a trip to funky town.



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Reply #571 on: January 17, 2020, 03:54:06 PM
Big Woo for our big bird.  Still some life in our Eagle yet. ;D

There is a lot of life in this old eagle. It is Mrs Eagle that surprises me from time to time. 8)

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Reply #572 on: January 17, 2020, 04:01:53 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)

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Reply #573 on: January 17, 2020, 05:51:14 PM
No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other.  ;D

British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #574 on: January 17, 2020, 05:52:54 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.

Just sayin'






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Reply #575 on: January 17, 2020, 06:01:37 PM
We’re supposed to be going to a birthday party tomorrow, but I have high hopes of being snowed in too.   Even if it’s just an inch, it’s an excuse.



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Reply #576 on: January 17, 2020, 06:08:40 PM
No, but I listened in, again, on my sister and her wifey relieving stress from each other.  ;D

British girls sound so cute when they're Cumming.  :emot_laughing:

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I'm not bisexual nor have I ever thought about other girls, but there is something about her and her voice... I think I would cross that line for her.  



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Reply #577 on: January 17, 2020, 07:52:51 PM

It's been a while.

Just now hearing about the weather. If we get the snow they're talking about, there will be a lot of indoor keeping warm together time.   I'll report back Sunday or Monday. ;)


Actually, a live, play-by-play report would be very appreciated.

Just sayin'




Or a "blow by blow" account?  ;D ;D

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Reply #578 on: January 17, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged.  Oops.  Did I just say that out loud?



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Reply #579 on: January 17, 2020, 10:28:41 PM
I just want an audio tape of the sounds Dan makes when he’s being pegged.  Oops.  Did I just say that out loud?

Jules doesn't really do that, right?  :roll: