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« Reply #825 on: May 17, 2020, 02:00:30 PM »

3, well color me jealous.  I wasn't able to get a full round two like I had hoped.  He did of course. As the saying goes, I had to take matters into my own hands.
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« Reply #826 on: May 17, 2020, 02:14:55 PM »

Storms outside and inside.  Cool
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« Reply #827 on: May 17, 2020, 02:27:43 PM »



Gods, could I be any more cliché...
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« Reply #828 on: May 17, 2020, 05:44:47 PM »



Gods, could I be any more cliché...

I prefer the guilty look...

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« Reply #829 on: May 18, 2020, 06:40:49 AM »



Gods, could I be any more cliché...

I prefer the guilty look...


Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.
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« Reply #830 on: May 18, 2020, 05:07:28 PM »


Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.

Then you're either not going it right, or you're with the wrong person love  emot_kiss
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« Reply #831 on: May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM »

Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #832 on: May 18, 2020, 08:03:28 PM »

Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  Roll Eyes

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  Grin
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« Reply #833 on: May 18, 2020, 10:07:45 PM »

Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  Roll Eyes

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  Grin

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  Roll Eyes

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  emot_laughing
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« Reply #834 on: May 18, 2020, 10:17:38 PM »

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« Reply #835 on: May 18, 2020, 11:39:09 PM »

Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  Roll Eyes

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  Grin

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  Roll Eyes

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  emot_laughing
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.
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« Reply #836 on: May 18, 2020, 11:50:06 PM »

Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  Roll Eyes

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  Grin

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  Roll Eyes

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  emot_laughing
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.

Usually armed with Japanese curse words. I assume that's what she mumbles when she's mad at me anyway.  Grin
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« Reply #837 on: May 22, 2020, 11:29:55 PM »

Last night, conversation went something like this:

Mrs W - Wanna fool around?

Me - shocked!  Of course.

We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.

Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this

Me - okay

ten minutes later....

Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....

Her phone rings again...

Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.

Me - okay

Me - woke up in the morning
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« Reply #838 on: May 23, 2020, 12:01:59 AM »

Rick...instead of Viagra, you need a supply of NoDoze. emot_laughing

Seriously, sorry about that brother.  Maybe next time you can turn her phone off without her seeing you.
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« Reply #839 on: May 23, 2020, 02:55:54 AM »

Last night, conversation went something like this:

Mrs W - Wanna fool around?

Me - shocked!  Of course.

We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.

Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this

Me - okay

ten minutes later....

Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....

Her phone rings again...

Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.

Me - okay

Me - woke up in the morning

My phone is taken away all the time.  I don't argue... don't want to argue  Grin
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