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Reply #2300 on: February 04, 2023, 09:56:43 PM
WOO to Shiela for the hot description of what Allan and her did last night.  8) 8)

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Reply #2301 on: February 07, 2023, 01:58:28 AM
Today at 1:00


I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after. 

Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you. 

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Reply #2302 on: February 07, 2023, 02:37:39 AM
Gotta love a good sneak attack!! Woo!



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Reply #2303 on: February 07, 2023, 03:35:26 AM
WOO. my guess is you left him breathless after his O.
No doubt he didn't have enough air left to say thanks. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2304 on: February 07, 2023, 03:03:24 PM
Today at 1:00


I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after. 

Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.

So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1?  8)

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Reply #2305 on: February 07, 2023, 03:53:23 PM
Today at 1:00


I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after. 

Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.

So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1?  8)


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Reply #2306 on: February 07, 2023, 05:48:14 PM
Today at 1:00


I was folding clothes in the bedroom. A was in her online class in the next room. Dan comes in and shuts the door. I tried stopping the attack but it proved unsuccessful. I can hear the teacher over the speaker talking about chemistry through the wall as my O hits. Dan followed soon after. 

Come to think of it, he didn't even say thank you.

So, was it 3 or 4 Os to Dan's 1?  8)


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From behind I just don't have as many.

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Reply #2307 on: March 07, 2023, 03:07:13 PM
Not me.  Been without since the 21st.  Though I did give Dan a hand.

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Reply #2308 on: March 07, 2023, 03:17:20 PM
Me either. The cough I have for over two months is putting a damper on my sex life, the little that it is.  :facepalm:

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Reply #2309 on: March 07, 2023, 04:09:33 PM
Maybe we need a sub-thread for all those who didn't get laid. Guess the board is showing it's age. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:

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Reply #2310 on: March 08, 2023, 01:35:12 AM
Last night, as we were saying our good nights, I whispered in my wife's ear, "I'm going to fuck you tomorrow."

And that's exactly what happened. Nooner. Curled her toes really good. I think the toes have finally unclenched.

I prefer nooners because we actually have energy for some carnal activity. By the time bed time rolls around, we typically have no energy for anything else but sleeping.

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Reply #2311 on: March 08, 2023, 04:25:36 AM
WOO on the nooner JBRG. Always good to have you drop in. I understand the  lack of energy by bedtime. We're now beyond that stage and we drift off in our chairs during the day. So, have to admire you for the nooners. ;D

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Reply #2312 on: March 08, 2023, 02:49:29 PM
I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime. 
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Reply #2313 on: March 08, 2023, 03:25:15 PM
I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime. 
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In the Keys, having sex during the beautiful sunrises and sunsets has to be beautiful.  8)

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Reply #2314 on: March 08, 2023, 03:54:57 PM
We need to start a countdown clock for when Jules can get back "in action" again. With Shiela still sitting things out we need Jules back in action and posting about it.

Hope your coming along fine sweetie. Your stories are always a fun read. ;D  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2315 on: March 08, 2023, 04:25:49 PM
I always check this thread first thing in the morning, to see if our little cheese head isn’t back.

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Reply #2316 on: March 09, 2023, 05:53:28 PM
I enjoy day sex much more too. Just so much more afterglow enjoyment being with him.
And sometimes we enjoy the rest of the day so much, we go to round two at bedtime. 
Woo 210 JBRG

I would love to be able to go to round two at bedtime. However, I was recently describing my recovery time as being four days.

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Reply #2317 on: March 12, 2023, 03:24:13 PM
Due to my surgery, we have put sex off for the last three weeks. Yesterday, we went to the St Patrick's day fair in Ybor City, within the City of Tampa. It was described on the website as...

If you’ve never experienced St. Patricks Day with us, you’re in for a treat. Ybor city is the perfect setting for this slightly more raucous display of leprechauns and the saloon girls that love them!

It was a little crazy. A few bare boobs, and a dirty little leprechaun that had a sign saying, A peek at my cock for beads. I wondered if he was for real, and I happened to have some beads. After he flashed me, I laughed and held my hand over my mouth.  He said in a very good Irish accent to Dan, "this little lassie needs a good fucking tonight."  His leprechaun wife laughed as did a few bystanders. Slightly more raucous display?. I'll say. 

We had a few drinks throughout the evening, myself more than Dan because he was driving.  We got to the RV around 11pm.  I went to the potty, and when I came out, Dan went in.  I got fully undressed and laid under the top sheet.  Dan came out and could see my bare upper shoulders.  Reaching down he grabbed hold of the bed sheet and pulled it off me.  He smiled at my nakedness.

"Spread your legs for me," he said. "Play with yourself. Get your pussy wet."

I did as he asked, using one finger, rubbing up and down between my lips.

Dan pulled the sheet free of the end of the bed. He tied one corner around an ankle, securing it tight.  He then lifted the end of the mattress and wrapped the sheet under, bringing it out on the other side of the bed.  He had to pull my free foot closer to the edge and tied the opposite corner of the sheet around that ankle.  My legs were held open wide. 

To the sides of each side of the beds are drawers.  He pulled out spare pillow cases and secured my wrists to the drawers through the handles.  I was secured to the bed, in an almost spread eagle position. Dan the opened the toy drawer, which is actually the drawer my left arm was secured to, and began pulling out different sex toys.

He slowly inserted my smallest dildo into my butt.  He applied the nipple suction vacuum to each of my nipples, give them a half twist every couple of minutes.  He got out shaving cream and a razor and groomed me to a patch of two inch wide by 4 inch landing strip.  Then he applied the third vacuum to my clitoris.  I came within a minute.  He slowly turned the knob, pulling my clitoris further up into the clear tube.  It looked grotesque.  My nipples continued receiving twists from the vacuum tube to the point they appeared two inches long. .  They also looked grotesque.

Dan turned on the vibration to the dildo in my bum and my body seemed like it was being fed a steady flow of electricity. 

"Are you okay?" He asked for the 10th time.

"Yes, don't stop," was my response.  "Just play with all of me."

His finger flicked the tube containing my clitoris.  I screamed.  He did it a few more times, while also grabbing ahold of it and giving light tugs to it.  Then he started doing the same to my nipples. 

"My clit, keep doing it to my clitoris, softly."

Dan began tapping on the tube, giving it a little more suction, pulling it further in. 

Tap, tap, tap

I screamed as I came.   

When I recovered, I told him to take it off and stroke me.  He did.  Then I asked him to suck me.  My clitoris still protruded out about an inch.  He took it between his lips and gently sucked on it, flicking with his tongue.     It felt wonderful but I was far from reaching another O.

"Fuck me," I begged.

He untied my ankles and lifted my legs back.  I thought he was going to take the vibrating dildo from my bum, but he didn't.  With my knees folded back, almost touching my breasts, he entered me.  I haven't been double penetrated in years.  My god was it amazing, especially when he'd bump the end of the dildo on an inward thrust.  I almost passed out during my next two O's. 

When it was his turn, he warned me. 

"On my boobs," I said.   

Dan quickly pulled out and gently let my legs down.  He kneeled next to me on the bed and stroked himself.  It wasn't long before he ejaculated on my boobs. 

"Take them off," I said, referring to the vacuums still on my nipples.  As he did, blood flowed into them giving me the feeling of electricity flowing through them. 

"Rub them, massage them with your cum."

He dipped his fingers in his cum and began massaging each nipple softly. With slippery firmness he stroked and rolled my nipples between his fingers.   It hurt, but it was a good hurt. 

"The dildo," I panted. "Put it on my clit.   He reached down and pulled it out of my bum and laid it against my clit.

The next O, I think I actually blacked out for about 15 seconds.

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Reply #2318 on: March 12, 2023, 03:45:18 PM
Who needs ANY of the fictional stories when we have these wonderful real life stories on KB, especially from MJ.

Wooooooooo, a thousand times woooooooo.

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Reply #2319 on: March 12, 2023, 04:42:39 PM
Lawdy!!! What a read. Way to get back into the swing of things. Who needs leprechauns when you have someone as inventive as Dan.

WOO naturally. Thanks for sharing. Even tho' I'm out of action this account had me panting. ;D :emot_kiss:

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