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Reply #2520 on: September 24, 2023, 12:09:26 AM
Wondering or hoping?

Little of column A little of column B



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Reply #2521 on: September 24, 2023, 12:39:52 PM
 ;D

Woo, another variation of the lovely avatar.

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2522 on: September 24, 2023, 12:48:59 PM
I agree Obi. Our Shiela comes up with some great ones.

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Reply #2523 on: September 24, 2023, 03:13:42 PM
Good news, bad news.  I finally got laid properly yesterday afternoon.  My groundskeeper "friends with benefits" turns out to have a real thing for breast feeding women, especially white ones.

Add to my "things I have done" list; a milky titty-job.  It turns out if you are lactating, and masturbating whenever you pump so your boobs and clit share a single circuit, when you attempt to give a titty-job, things get pretty milky.  This got my friend very excited, and other things than milk very quickly got mixed in.  Luckily a little bit of actual nursing got him up and raring to go a second time, and I really should have gotten totally naked before getting busy. 

I came like someone plugged me in to the 240v outlet like the rest of the household appliances, and things downstairs got pretty squishy, but my top never really stopped so my clothes looked like I got dragged down the highway by a hydroplaning big rig.

I managed to "walk of shame" my way home and get cleaned up before I talked to hubby, then he dropped the bomb that he has covid again, and now my happy happy fun time kind of doesn't feel as fun.

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Reply #2524 on: September 24, 2023, 03:58:17 PM
Well WOO #96 Vixin. I'm WOOing the milky sex. Yes naked would make less of a mess on the clothes. That's really a hot account.

The COVID thing not so much. Take precautions and to avoid contact. Hope you're vaccinated. How about hubby? Did he get vaccinated yet still got COVID?

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Reply #2525 on: September 24, 2023, 04:05:35 PM
I am totally up to date on both Covid and Flu shots.  Hubby always comes up with excuses, and I can't swear he actually got around to going to his last one.  He booked an appointment and bailed at least once, he was "going to get around to it".  Now that he is sick, sounding like a drowning crow, there is no productive way to ask if he got that last vaccination.

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Reply #2526 on: September 24, 2023, 10:50:56 PM
I am totally up to date on both Covid and Flu shots.  Hubby always comes up with excuses, and I can't swear he actually got around to going to his last one.  He booked an appointment and bailed at least once, he was "going to get around to it".  Now that he is sick, sounding like a drowning crow, there is no productive way to ask if he got that last vaccination.

Use Morse code and knock through the wall..?

Dry erase markers on the window and write to each other? Just remember to write it backwards...

Seriously though, I hope he recovers without issues and long lasting symptoms.

Your story reminded me of a thing that happened years ago, and I hope I never ever EVER lactate.



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Reply #2527 on: September 30, 2023, 12:58:26 PM
Forgot to post yesterday morning...  I got laid on Thursday night. 

Dan came home from his boys night out where they watched the Lions beat the GB team.  I had on my Matthew Stafford jersey and (kinda sorta) matching blue satin underwear.  The Lions jersey stayed on, undies came off.  Dan has a very talented tongue.  Go Lions! Go Dan!

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Reply #2528 on: September 30, 2023, 07:50:04 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2529 on: October 02, 2023, 07:07:53 AM
I was hoping to feel him dig in below my waste, grab my ass and lift in order to thrust deeper, but he was holding his weight off of me. I'm fine with that, I can wrap my legs around his thighs, and I do enjoy licking his nipples. He jumps and laughs when i get to them. I fucking love his reactions. I like to click my teeth shut near his nips just to see his reaction. Or drag my fingernails along his ribs to see him retract because it tickles. I know he want to go to pound town, but these little thing bring it all to a stop. I love how he kisses me deep as if its payment for him to proceed. I let him go for a bit, enjoying the full feeling. Then all I want to do is bite, suck, or drag my teeth or nails across his skin. I want to lick every inch of his body, taste all of him while he takes his pleasure from me. Does he get saltier when hes about to finish? Or sweeter?

It just taste delicious to me.

Now I sit here, listening to his slow gentle breathing. A beast at ease. Reasting. His warmth still lingering in my depth. I love it.
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Reply #2530 on: October 02, 2023, 01:41:30 PM
Beautiful, S!


I too got laid. Cowgirl. Slow and gentle. Deep. We almost never O together. Last night we did. 

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Reply #2531 on: October 02, 2023, 01:44:16 PM
I did. 👋🏻


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Reply #2532 on: October 02, 2023, 03:57:08 PM
Our ladies have been busy. WOOs to all three of you... except our WOO bot says I have to wait on Shiela's WOO. What a damn control freak... stupid bot.

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Reply #2533 on: October 02, 2023, 03:59:00 PM
Wood, I mean woo’s, for all. I gave an extra one for Bob also.

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Reply #2534 on: October 02, 2023, 04:09:24 PM
Our ladies have been busy.

Must be something about October. I too need to wait in order to Woo jules. But #400 for littlebit



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Reply #2535 on: October 03, 2023, 03:50:45 PM
Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.



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Reply #2536 on: October 04, 2023, 05:26:24 AM
Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.


NFL influenced sex. It's football season, ya'll.!   Woo#2478

I washed my Stafford jersey, and it hung in the closet for a few days.  Wore it yesterday.  Had it on when we got intimate yesterday evening on the couch.  Had to be extra quiet out in the family room. 

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Reply #2537 on: October 04, 2023, 06:17:57 AM
Gave him a halftime quickie during Monday night football.


NFL influenced sex. It's football season, ya'll.!   Woo#2478

I washed my Stafford jersey, and it hung in the closet for a few days.  Wore it yesterday.  Had it on when we got intimate yesterday evening on the couch.  Had to be extra quiet out in the family room.

I dont have a jersey, but I want Allan to wear a Jordy Nelson jersey... I would devour him.



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Reply #2538 on: October 06, 2023, 02:24:53 PM
Absolutely I did. We were talking, I took off the jersey, and he stepped up to me, grabbed my butt with both hands and lifted me. I wrapped myself around him and he carried me to bed.



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Reply #2539 on: October 06, 2023, 02:31:21 PM

I don't wiggle or squirm.



We got into bed last night and Dan asked if he can prove his point.  Not knowing what he meant, he re ached down and grabbing the edge of my underwear, told me to get undressed. 

I was on my back, legs opened for him.  He kissed from my mouth, to my breasts, to my stomach, he remained there, teasing me.  Making me wait.  I gave in.   opened my legs a little wider as I pushed his head further down.

I was going to d everything within my power to keep my body as still as possible as his tongue and lips worked their magic. 
A few minutes later I felt the warmth begin in my breasts, the tingling.  One of my hands left his head to touch my breasts.  The  heat built into a  little ball of fire as it moved down to my stomach, and there it sat, spinning.  Building. As it grew in strength I felt my motto lift off the mattress- first pushing into his face, and immediately pulling away from him.  His arms were wrapped beneath my thighs, wrapping his hands around my legs, gripping my thighs, both holding my legs wider and holding me to him.  My hand that was touching my breasts moved  back down to his head.  My fingers messed up his hair, more than it already was. 

"Your pussy tastes so good tonight," Dan said, removing his mouth for a moment.  I pulled him back into me. 

I could feel my hips lift and shift about, Dan tried holding me still.  The ball of fire spinning below my stomach grew stronger. There were times I felt like I was closing my legs, squeezing his head, and other times I couldn't open my legs open far enough.  I gave up trying to limit my movements. The fire grew and crashed down into my sex, exploding where his tongue touched me.  I arched my back.  The shadows of the small light on the nightstand seemed to spin on the ceiling as my world crashed down around me like I was being tumbled in a strong warmth enveloping wave on a beach.  I felt like  the wave's undertow was trying to pull me out to sea.  I let it take me.  I floated away in the waters warmth. 

I opened my eyes.  Dan was standing now.  Looking down at me.  My legs still opened to him.  We had started with my head on my pillow.  I was now laying perpendicular across the mattress.  His face came into focus. 

"You definitely wiggle, Linda. "

I never like to admit when he's right. 

He lowered his underwear.  He was fully erect.  No viagra tonight. Dan grabbed an ankle and pulled my leg across and over the other leg.  He wanted me to roll over.  I did.  Grabbing the other ankle, he pulled my body back to him.  I got first one knee under me, then the other. Both knees barely on the mattress.  His hands steadying me at my hips as he lined himself up and slid effortlessly into me.  My head and chest rested on the mattress.  My back arched , butt in the air. He rocked in and out.

As my 2nd approached, I happened to note that I was not wiggling.  Floundering might be a more accurate adjective.




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