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Reply #2540 on: October 06, 2023, 02:34:48 PM
Woos to both.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2541 on: October 06, 2023, 02:40:24 PM
Definitely worth a steamy Woo. Being manhandled is so friggin sexy.



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Reply #2542 on: October 06, 2023, 04:06:07 PM
#1659...Well deserved WOO. Great prose. I can see that ball of fire burning bright. Such a colorful vivid depiction of passion and Dan trying to hold a wiggler down as she squirmed.

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Reply #2543 on: October 13, 2023, 02:53:07 PM

Knowing he was going to be gone for the next 3 days, we had a wonderful time messing up the bed sheets this morning.   Stripped the bed and they're in the wash now. 

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Reply #2544 on: October 14, 2023, 12:56:05 PM
I got laid, oh so laid.

My lady answered the fear I have had that her desire to make me breast pump to make me produce milk for less fortunate children was going to make me less attractive to her.  I know, she asked for it.  It is irrational to think that she would ask for something she didn't want, but fear is not rational.  Hormones do not help.

Turns out, she very much wants me exactly as I am.  If you have never been objectified by another woman, you are missing out.  I have never been made to feel so sexy in my life.  Granted I have looked a whole lot better, but I have never FELT a whole lot better.  She got me so very very aroused, and then allowed me to please her.  We cuddled, we snuggled, she fed off me, then allowed me to wash her in the shower, to dry and dress her before we went out for dinner.

She let me please her again with my mouth and fingers before she showed me that scissors really are the most dangerous piece of office equipment.  On top, she edged me several times before she let me cum, then she would not let me stop cumming until she was "damned good and ready".

The last time she got me off, I was breast pumping on the floor while she watched and let me hump her foot.  I realize it does not sound like your stereotypical erotic experience, but since I was lactating at her order, using those stupid gerber bastard devices while looking UP into her eyes and humping myself on her foot was intensely erotic and one of the most profound submissive experience.  All she had to do was not break eye contact and I was off to the races.

I no longer fear this was some sort of cruel joke.  She really does want me like this.  Trust means I should not fear, but you know, life hasn't always rewarded trust in the past.  I feel shitty about doubting her now.  I will do better.

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Reply #2545 on: October 14, 2023, 02:40:33 PM
What? Vixin only.had 97 WOOs. Ok, 98 now. This was a hot post. All my other WOOs have been for her stories so it was fun to read a RL account. Like Vixin's stories it's sexy.

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Reply #2546 on: October 14, 2023, 06:42:06 PM
#100 from me, not for the sex, but for the emotion.

I once told a SO that “loving someone means giving them permission to hurt you.” Because once you care, you let your guard down. There is that raw emotion of being vulnerable.  You describe it so well.

And I’m very happy for you.

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Reply #2547 on: October 16, 2023, 01:18:41 PM

Following the Astros loss, I crawled into bed to a sleeping Dan.  I had thought he wanted to get lucky, but I guess not. 

I fell to sleep pretty quickly. I was awoken by a roaming hand under my top.  He was cuddled up behind me.  I whispered "in the morning".  The pinch and tugging he gave my nipple told me that was not the answer he wanted to hear.  I reached back and felt him. He was already free of his boxers.  He was hard, like super hard.  I asked if he took a pill.  "No ma'am just laying here thinking about you and this past weekend."

I got undressed and threw my leg over him.  My body laid atop of his. He held me at the waist and rocked me back and forth.  It was too slow for me. I wanted it a lot faster.  Got out from under the covers.  It was cold.  I got on my hands and knees. He slid into me. It was still too slow.  He gripped my hips and pulled me to him hard, causing my bum to slap against him.  "Yes," I said. 
It wasn't fast, but each inward thrust that followed was emitting a slapping noise from our bodies slamming together. It wasn't long before I reached my O.  When it hit me, Dan sped up  as fast as he could.   It was all a bit much as my body was still riding the wave.  My arms gave way and my head and chest met the mattress.  I couldn't control the volume level of my moans.  Just as I was coming back down to Earth, I could tell he started nearing his moment.  I had him pull out and lay down.  I bent over him and took him in my mouth.  He pulled at my leg, wanting to maneuver onto his mouth.  His soft tongue felt so good on me. I moaned. He let loose.  I slowly cleaned him up as he softened in my mouth, while he lightly licked me. 

We cuddled back up under  the covers.  I never really fell back to sleep.  He was snoring in no time.  I laid there for an hour and came out to the family room to read my kindle.  And then hopped on here. 

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Reply #2548 on: October 16, 2023, 01:42:18 PM
WOO #1-666. Hope that number doesn't bode something evil, with Halloween being so close

Glad Dan's back in bed with you again, keeping you warm. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2549 on: October 16, 2023, 03:24:51 PM

Following the Astros loss, I crawled into bed to a sleeping Dan.  I had thought he wanted to get lucky, but I guess not. 

I fell to sleep pretty quickly. I was awoken by a roaming hand under my top.  He was cuddled up behind me.  I whispered "in the morning".  The pinch and tugging he gave my nipple told me that was not the answer he wanted to hear.  I reached back and felt him. He was already free of his boxers.  He was hard, like super hard.  I asked if he took a pill.  "No ma'am just laying here thinking about you and this past weekend."

I got undressed and threw my leg over him.  My body laid atop of his. He held me at the waist and rocked me back and forth.  It was too slow for me. I wanted it a lot faster.  Got out from under the covers.  It was cold.  I got on my hands and knees. He slid into me. It was still too slow.  He gripped my hips and pulled me to him hard, causing my bum to slap against him.  "Yes," I said. 
It wasn't fast, but each inward thrust that followed was emitting a slapping noise from our bodies slamming together. It wasn't long before I reached my O.  When it hit me, Dan sped up  as fast as he could.   It was all a bit much as my body was still riding the wave.  My arms gave way and my head and chest met the mattress.  I couldn't control the volume level of my moans.  Just as I was coming back down to Earth, I could tell he started nearing his moment.  I had him pull out and lay down.  I bent over him and took him in my mouth.  He pulled at my leg, wanting to maneuver onto his mouth.  His soft tongue felt so good on me. I moaned. He let loose.  I slowly cleaned him up as he softened in my mouth, while he lightly licked me. 

We cuddled back up under  the covers.  I never really fell back to sleep.  He was snoring in no time.  I laid there for an hour and came out to the family room to read my kindle.  And then hopped on here.

Sleep is A need.  It frequently isn't THE need.  I do love to just enjoy the feeling of being fulfilled.  Not doing anything, not speaking, not working, just sitting in the physical, mental, and emotional feeling of completion.  It sounds like you had one of those moments, and fully gave yourself to it..

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Reply #2550 on: October 16, 2023, 04:11:19 PM
Woo. #1667.  You gave the Devil his due.

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Reply #2551 on: October 21, 2023, 02:16:24 PM
Yesterday, I posted the following in'What Are Your Dreams Like"

I was thoroughly f*d by my friend's son (and his brother joined him this time) Just great.  Yeah, I thought that was behind me since it has been a few weeks.  But WHAM, out of nowhere he's taking me on my coffee table and I'm screaming so loud I could be waking the dead. He tells his brother to shut me up.  Thats when I wake up. 


I told Dan about my dream the other night. And told him what I posted in the Dreams thread.  He asked "You used the word thoroughly to describe it to your friends, that's odd?"

"It's an adverb to give a deeper understanding of what I felt in my dream. "

He asked when the last time was that he thoroughly f*d me. 

I thought about it and described an instant recently, then he shot it down saying it was intense for a bit, but I was not thoroughly f*d.
I agreed.

"Would you like thoroughly fucked tonight?"

I  just laughed.  He didn't.  He just smiled.

"Well, would you?"

I said "Sure."

He got undressed. I got him hard using my mouth.  Once he was, he had me get on my hands and knees. I O'd before him.   He got on the bed, leaning back against the headboard and I got on him.  He can last longer like this because he says the penetration isn't as deep or something.  I O'd again as he licked and played roughly with my breasts.   

I rolled off of him and with me laying on my side, he lifted one leg and entered me, sort of a scissors position, this was really intense for me.  As I O'd a third time, he pulled out and entered my bum.  It had been a while.  It was uncomfortable and we moved to doggy position. He was slow, but with long and deep strokes.  He has never fully entered me here, but he was pushing the limit.  He finally had his moment. 

I collapsed on the bed. 

Dan got up to clean himself up, leaving me sprawled across the bed.  Unknowing to me, he took a Viagra.  He came back in with a wet wash cloth and cleaned me up.  After wiping away the mess, he rolled me over and used his tongue on me.  It felt great.  I took his head in my hands and held him to me as I opened my legs wide.  I reached happy land again.

Dan went to the closet and got some toys.  I said I was pretty much done.  He said he hasn't been thorough enough yet. 

He helped me up and guided me to the chair I like to sit in to read when I can't sleep.  I had a feeling of what was coming.  After I sat, he knelt and lifted first one leg over the arm of the chair, then the other.  I was so vulgarly on display to him.  He pulled out the largest butt plug, spit on it and inserted into me.  He then grabbed a silicone dildo that I haven't used in a long time and held it to me.  Get it wet.  I like having him in my mouth, but not a dildo.  I did as he asked though.  A moment later he Sid, "Now fuck yourself."

I inserted it.  As I reached down between my legs, he reached up and began toying with my nipples again.  Gently, then more roughly. 

I was tiring and said so.  He took it in his hand and began pistoling it in and out as fast as he could.  Spitting near the entry point to keep it lubricated.  I asked to go slower, but he didn't.  As I announced I was cumming, he removed it and tossed it aside.  His thumbs reached in opening me wide and he licked me roughly all over but making sure to give attention to my clitoris.  I screamed loudly as I tried unsuccessfully to push him away.   I finally got a heel on his shoulder and pushed him away. 

I laid there with one foot on the ground, one foot still over the arm of the chair.  He stood up.  He was semi hard.   He took himself in his hand and began stroking. 

"I'm done, that wa enough."

"But not thorough enough."

He was hard enough to enter me.  He knelt down, placing my leg back over the arm of the chair and entered me.  He pulled me forward now so my bum was hanging over the edge.  A leg slipped off the end of the arm rest, but he caught it and lifted it in to his shoulder.  Then did the same with the other leg.  I slumped back, just melting into the chair.  I don't know how long we were in that position before he helped me onto the floor, kneeling.  I couldn't hold my own weight and my head and chest were soon on the floor, he holding my hips.  I didn't know how much more I could take.

He toyed with the butt plug which I had forgotten about. He was flicking it with his finger. It felt great, but I was done.  He then removed it and  Ia moment later it was replaced by my smallest vibrator. He inserted it and turned it on.  As he rocked in and out of  me, he jabbed the vibrator in and out slowly. 

This continued until he neared ejaculation.  He pulled the vibrator out and entered me with his manhood.  Long deep strokes.   Deeper than he has ever been in me there.  I could feel him tense as he pulled my bun to meet his hips, our skin touching for the first time ever like this.  I cried out as he emptied into me. 

He was breathing hard as he steadied my hips.  He slowly went limp, still inside me, before pulling out.  I wa steady to just roll on my side, but he steadied me and helped me into bed. 

I laid there as he cleaned up my backside.  He went in the bathroom and cleaned himself up. 

Crawling in bed, he cuddled up behind me.  I rolled over and we kissed for what seemed like 10 minutes, never saying a word I rolled back over and he wrapped his arm over me, engulfing my breast.  I fell asleep pretty quickly. 





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Reply #2552 on: October 21, 2023, 02:40:44 PM
Put a Patent on that guy Hun. 8)  8) 8) 8) 8)

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Reply #2553 on: October 21, 2023, 04:50:50 PM
A thorough description. Walking a little bow legged today I bet.  Woo. 

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Reply #2554 on: October 21, 2023, 09:28:49 PM
Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.



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Reply #2555 on: October 21, 2023, 10:09:35 PM
Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.

Me likey.


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Reply #2556 on: October 22, 2023, 01:36:05 AM
Holy Fucking shit Jules!! Just reading that made me lightheaded and feeling like I'm gonna be walking side to side.

Okay, not kidding here.   I was going to answer I felt pretty good this morning, except my bum was a little sore.  Then goofball Toe posts that^
I laughed out loud.

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Reply #2557 on: October 27, 2023, 06:06:05 PM
After a couple weeks of me not being in the mood, and then him not being himself, we got back in the saddle last night. Well not so much a saddle as his gaming chair.



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Reply #2558 on: October 27, 2023, 06:31:38 PM
Gave you a WOO. Been a long draught for you guys. Gaming.chair was like...WTF??? :emot_laughing:

Happy for you. I needed some cheering up.

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Reply #2559 on: October 28, 2023, 01:59:03 PM
Go S!


I have not. But I have a few times in my dreams the last few nights. Different characters.

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