Ok, what the hell, if you can't be truly honest here, where can you be?
I had my first experience with porn not too long after we got our first VCR, I remember my step-father had rented a dirty western, and I watched it after I had watched whatever movie he had rented as well. Hell they were sitting side by side, what else was I supposed to do?
I was about 12, and as I watched the movie my little cock got hard and I started rubbing it against the cushion of the couch. Now that was no big deal, I don't think I came, but I did enjoy that "funny" feeling.
One day while watching another of his rentals, I was again rubbing my cock against the cushion when all of a sudden my dick went down between the cushions, oh my god, it was the greatest feeling ever. From that point forward I was fucking that ouch every chance I got. I couldn't get enough of that slut, lol.
One summer day, I am home alone as usual and going to town, when I hear someone coming up the steps into our trailer. I immediately pop-up, holding the cushion as my grandmother who lives across the street walks right in. I luckily hit the stop button on the remote, and just acted like I was looking for something.
She didn't say anything, but she had to know. My god, my pants were around my ankles, and she had raised two sons who were constantly playing their own dicks while growing up.
Another time I was babysitting/playing with two other kids, I had found their parents stash of porn while they were gone one night. I told the kids, let's play hide and seek. As they hid, I abused their couch, lol.
All of a sudden, their mom rushes into the house and it was a repeat of my grandmother, she just rushed into the bathroom, I pulled up my pants and put up the porn.
Glad I could share.