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Reply #1400 on: September 15, 2020, 05:01:47 PM
Wife was watching one of her animal shows a couple days ago and they e doing a piece on the Shoebills. A bird best described as ugly as f**k. Oh well I'm sure their mother loves 'em. :D

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Reply #1401 on: September 15, 2020, 05:13:24 PM
I nominate the Turkey Vulture as one of the ugliest birds...


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Reply #1402 on: September 15, 2020, 05:16:10 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 15, 2020, 05:01:47 PM
Wife was watching one of her animal shows a couple days ago and they e doing a piece on the Shoebills. A bird best described as ugly as f**k. Oh well I'm sure their mother loves 'em. :D


A shoebill is at best weird looking. A more worthy nominee for the ugliest bird contest is  the marabou stork.


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Reply #1403 on: September 15, 2020, 05:16:21 PM
The FTC says there are nine area codes that phone users should be on the lookout for: 268, 284, 473, 664, 649, 767, 809, 829 and 876.  These are not domestic area codes, and are frequently used for scam calls, data harvesting, malware, and robo dialing.  Returning calls to these area codes can also result in $20 or more in international charges to your bill.


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Reply #1404 on: September 15, 2020, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 15, 2020, 05:13:24 PM
I nominate the Turkey Vulture as one of the ugliest birds...

Yep... vultures will not win any beauty prize. But, they arfantastic at what they can do.

As carion eaters, they clean up dead animals cluttering up the landscape. More important, they process and eliminate any disease the dead animals may have been carrying. i.e. ebola, janta virus etc. As a result less disease in the world thanks to the ugly vultures.

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Reply #1405 on: September 15, 2020, 05:42:43 PM
Can see right through it's nose  :emot_weird:

That is freaking me out a bit.  And the eyes are unnerving to look at.  I feel that shoebill trying to steal my soul.


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Reply #1406 on: September 15, 2020, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 15, 2020, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 15, 2020, 05:13:24 PM
I nominate the Turkey Vulture as one of the ugliest birds...

Yep... vultures will not win any beauty prize. But, they arfantastic at what they can do.

As carion eaters, they clean up dead animals cluttering up the landscape. More important, they process and eliminate any disease the dead animals may have been carrying. i.e. ebola, janta virus etc. As a result less disease in the world thanks to the ugly vultures.

But they are attempting to take Shiela's soul. We can't allow that. ;D

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Reply #1407 on: September 16, 2020, 01:56:14 PM
If you buy an American flag in Minnesota, it's either made in the U.S.A. or it's being sold unlawfully -- and that's unique to Minnesota.

In 2008, a state law went into effect that required that all American flags offered for sale be manufactured domestically.

At the time -- and apparently still -- Minnesota is the only state with such a law.

Good on ya Minnesota.


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Reply #1408 on: September 16, 2020, 03:25:03 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on September 16, 2020, 01:56:14 PM
If you buy an American flag in Minnesota, it's either made in the U.S.A. or it's being sold unlawfully -- and that's unique to Minnesota.

In 2008, a state law went into effect that required that all American flags offered for sale be manufactured domestically.

At the time -- and apparently still -- Minnesota is the only state with such a law.

Good on ya Minnesota.


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Reply #1409 on: September 16, 2020, 03:40:06 PM
Jules... don't judge our state by the posts of this old pervert. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1410 on: September 17, 2020, 04:11:43 PM
When it comes to boating or giant ships.  The getting "sucked under by the propellers" is not exactly true.  When an person gets too closed to a boat, especially large ships, or if they fall off like a cruise line, they are not "sucked" under the boat.  They actually just "fall" under it.  Or when a ship sinks, people are pulled down with it, they just fall through the space cause by it

When a large ships moves through water, especially when there are move waves around, it mixes air with the water creating a lot of bubbles.  These bubbles reduce the amount of surface area of the water that would normally keep you afloat.  Since there is less water beneath you, you fall through the air/water.  Most people drown from this because they try to swim back up to the surface,  what they need to do is swim perpendicular to the boat until the water can support them and then swim to the surface.  Like when caught in a rip current, don't swim to shore, swimming parallel with the shore until your out of it.


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Reply #1411 on: September 18, 2020, 03:47:52 PM
Being a "perv" can occasionally help with the crossword. Today, the first clue was, "Noted work in which many different positions are discussed."

It took but a moment before I filled in, "Kama Sutra." ;D


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Reply #1412 on: September 18, 2020, 04:25:35 PM
:D Since I just woke up I learned I have one more day to play with. :D
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Reply #1413 on: September 19, 2020, 01:36:23 AM
To apply for residence in New Zealand through investment you should assess yourself under our Migrant Investment Policy, which includes two Investor categories: Investor 1 (minimum investment NZ$10 million for at least three years) and. Investor 2 (minimum investment NZ$3 million for at least four years).


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Reply #1414 on: September 19, 2020, 01:46:20 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on September 19, 2020, 01:36:23 AM
To apply for residence in New Zealand through investment you should assess yourself under our Migrant Investment Policy, which includes two Investor categories: Investor 1 (minimum investment NZ$10 million for at least three years) and. Investor 2 (minimum investment NZ$3 million for at least four years).

That's a very high bar. If someone really wanted to settle down in NZ, you think there were other ways of gaining resident status. I haven't been tracking population changes, but I get the impression there's been a significant inflow from Asia and the Middle East. There must be other paths to residence.


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Reply #1415 on: September 19, 2020, 07:42:49 PM
Quote from: Lavinia on September 19, 2020, 01:46:20 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on September 19, 2020, 01:36:23 AM
To apply for residence in New Zealand through investment you should assess yourself under our Migrant Investment Policy, which includes two Investor categories: Investor 1 (minimum investment NZ$10 million for at least three years) and. Investor 2 (minimum investment NZ$3 million for at least four years).

That's a very high bar. If someone really wanted to settle down in NZ, you think there were other ways of gaining resident status. I haven't been tracking population changes, but I get the impression there's been a significant inflow from Asia and the Middle East. There must be other paths to residence.

I think they have a skills based points system for immigrant workers like Australia does.

https://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/options/live-permanently/things-to-consider/residency



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Reply #1416 on: September 21, 2020, 11:35:59 PM
There are something called “onion goggles” for people whose eyes water when chopping onions.



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Reply #1417 on: September 22, 2020, 01:22:18 AM
Open your mouth when chopping onions.  Breath heavy and it will help prevent that crap from hitting your eyes making the acid that makes you cry.  Cheaper than some racket ball goggles  :facepalm:


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Reply #1418 on: September 22, 2020, 02:30:41 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 03, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
I learned I forgot every god damn thing I knew about 3D modelling.

Not long ago I could actually build the fucking star ship enterprise in 3D, now I can't remember fuck all how to do it. So much time wasted.  :facepalm:

Oh dear.  Not sure what is more sad.

You forgot how to 3d model, or that you used it to build a star trek wars ship...   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1419 on: September 22, 2020, 02:40:23 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 02:30:41 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 03, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
I learned I forgot every god damn thing I knew about 3D modelling.

Not long ago I could actually build the fucking star ship enterprise in 3D, now I can't remember fuck all how to do it. So much time wasted.  :facepalm:

Oh dear.  Not sure what is more sad.

You forgot how to 3d model, or that you used it to build a star trek wars ship...   :emot_laughing:

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