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Reply #40 on: February 17, 2017, 05:08:05 AM
Our software licensing group employes people who 1. Can't comprehend English, and 2. Can't accomplish anything in a timely manner (it takes them a month in between each reminder or request to complete the task, and they can't do anything without being reminded about 5 times).
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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #41 on: February 17, 2017, 06:14:32 AM

If you don't know what it means, view the urban dictionary definition.

That's what I learned today.


Me too.   :emot_kiss:



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Reply #42 on: February 23, 2017, 03:58:23 PM

Thanks to Nicole, today I learned what the sexual term 'snowballing' meant.   

I'll admit to it being something I have never thought of.








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Reply #43 on: February 23, 2017, 04:03:55 PM

Thanks to Nicole, today I learned what the sexual term 'snowballing' meant.   

I'll admit to it being something I have never thought of.



I had to look that one up, too.

And, as Gia would say, yeah/no.






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Reply #44 on: February 23, 2017, 04:30:47 PM

Thanks to Nicole, today I learned what the sexual term 'snowballing' meant.   

I'll admit to it being something I have never thought of.



I had to look that one up, too.

And, as Gia would say, yeah/no.






I'd like to say that I know from experience but I don't. In the erotic literature I've read, snowballing is usually the end of a blow job. He comes, she doesn't swallow and then gives it back to him.

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Reply #45 on: March 01, 2017, 06:36:07 PM
When I first joined KB, before I posted a picture, I read the tutorial on how to post images. (posted below)

I mistook a tutorial suggestion of posting images at a width of 600 as the maximum allowed.   It seemed to fit without causing a scrollbar at the bottom of the posts frame, so I continued to go with that.   As a moderator, when I see a post with a scroll bar, I'll adjust the image to 600 wide.   Nothing wrong with it, but I'll admit to instructing people incorrectly for the last 8 months.    

So, today I learned that 629 or less is the maximum width a picture can be posted without a scrollbar appearing.   Or, just 625 for an easier number to remember, and a number I see many people using.









*ADVANCED IMAGE ADJUSTING TIP*
If you pic is too big or small, you can add a displayment size adjustment to the image tag by adding information like this:


Image Tag: [img]
Change it like this: [img width=600]

And that's it... it's that easy!
HAPPY POSTING!
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Reply #46 on: March 04, 2017, 11:02:15 PM
The most interesting man in the world once served aboard the enterprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDS-84hv0E



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Reply #47 on: March 05, 2017, 03:10:49 AM
The most interesting man in the world once served aboard the enterprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDS-84hv0E

Poor guy. Wearing a red shirt and all  ;D

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Reply #48 on: March 05, 2017, 03:29:15 AM
If anyone could survive, it's him.



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Reply #49 on: March 19, 2017, 11:25:26 PM
I learned what bibliopole means.



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Reply #50 on: March 21, 2017, 02:01:30 AM
I learned you can fuck up your hearing by blowing your nose.  :facepalm:



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Reply #51 on: March 21, 2017, 03:07:53 AM
I learned you can fuck up your hearing by blowing your nose.  :facepalm:

That cold has been going on quite a while now, CG. It might be more serious than just a cold.

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Reply #52 on: March 21, 2017, 03:42:26 AM
I learned you can fuck up your hearing by blowing your nose.  :facepalm:

That cold has been going on quite a while now, CG. It might be more serious than just a cold.

I'm alright. Remnants of a head cold. Few days ago my ears were really fucked, I couldn't hear shit.



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Reply #53 on: March 21, 2017, 06:02:29 PM

What we Americans call a "tank top," people in the UK call a "vest."

And what we Americans call a "vest," people in the UK call a "waistcoat."





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Reply #54 on: March 21, 2017, 10:07:17 PM
I learned I've forgotten everything I knew about 3D modelling.  :facepalm:

I was hoping to make a 3D model of myself. Now I have to learn from scratch again. My blonde IQ can't handle it.  ;D



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Reply #55 on: March 22, 2017, 05:08:47 AM
I re-learned to never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

The work place is a wonderful place to encounter this natural truism.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #56 on: March 22, 2017, 04:24:05 PM
I re-learned to never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

The work place is a wonderful place to encounter this natural truism.

That is called the Peter Principle.

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #57 on: March 22, 2017, 05:25:26 PM
I learned that the Republican party has been very corrupt for at least the last fifty years, to the point where they are now the most corrupt in American history, while the Democratic party has been pretty much free of corruption since the days of LBJ.



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Reply #58 on: March 22, 2017, 05:28:10 PM

I learned that the Republican party has been very corrupt for at least the last fifty years, to the point where they are now the most corrupt in American history, while the Democratic party has been pretty much free of corruption since the days of LBJ.



You just learned that today?!? Wow!






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Reply #59 on: March 22, 2017, 05:34:43 PM
I learned that Sylvester Stallone is still very active.   I thought his career was pretty much kapoots.

He is listed in 8 shows (announced to participate, or yet released)

source: IMDB

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