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« Reply #1320 on: July 23, 2020, 09:38:47 PM »


Is this better or worse than the cheese runs experienced by msslave?



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« Reply #1321 on: July 23, 2020, 09:49:26 PM »

Careful with those gummy bears.  If you eat a bag, you’ll have a nice shit about 12 hours later, but it’s not lethal.  I guess it depends on the individual.

What Gummy Bears Have in Common with Laxatives

Hmmm, I never knew this.   I must be immune.   I love them and will eat a lot during a long car ride.  They don't affect me. 

There us only one way that I'll eat gummi bears.

The Wisconsin way.

Soaked in vodka (or your choice of alcohol).

Drunken bears.

I thought the Wisconsin way is covered in cheese... Grin Grin
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« Reply #1322 on: July 23, 2020, 09:58:04 PM »

That frogs do not drink water.
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« Reply #1323 on: July 23, 2020, 10:47:32 PM »

That it takes the whole day for msslave to get "cheesed" in Wisc.
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« Reply #1324 on: July 23, 2020, 11:40:27 PM »

That it takes the whole day for msslave to get "cheesed" in Wisc.
That may be... but ohh the fun on the way. Grin
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« Reply #1325 on: July 24, 2020, 02:36:46 AM »

That it takes the whole day for msslave to get "cheesed" in Wisc.
That may be... but ohh the fun on the way. Grin

Sure, rub it in.... Grin
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« Reply #1326 on: July 24, 2020, 03:52:35 AM »

That it takes the whole day for msslave to get "cheesed" in Wisc.
That may be... but ohh the fun on the way. Grin

Sure, rub it in.... Grin

He likes rubbing things... on his butt.


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« Reply #1327 on: August 01, 2020, 07:40:53 PM »

This may be too obscure for even Ms. B, perhaps not for msslave:

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« Reply #1328 on: August 01, 2020, 08:28:50 PM »

What a crappy way to go
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« Reply #1329 on: August 01, 2020, 08:39:03 PM »

What a crappy way to go
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« Reply #1330 on: August 02, 2020, 03:19:10 AM »

What a shitty way to die.... emot_weird
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« Reply #1331 on: August 02, 2020, 04:19:50 AM »

I learned scratching an itch witch a screw driver is a pretty bad idea. It might feel awesome for about a minute, but having your stupid blonde hair covered in blood isn't worth it.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1332 on: August 02, 2020, 05:01:08 AM »

Speaking of pitching and scratching.  My legs are currently covered in mosquito bites.  I'm thinking of using a trick I learned from the army.

You will need a knife and a small bottle of bleach.

Step one: get into a shower or go outside.

Step two: using knife scratch all bites until bleeding

Step three: pour bleach over bleeding bites

Step four: grit teeth and grunt the pain away

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« Reply #1333 on: August 02, 2020, 05:10:27 AM »

Speaking of pitching and scratching.  My legs are currently covered in mosquito bites.  I'm thinking of using a trick I learned from the army.


Make a paste of sandalwood and turmeric, say 70:30. Apply all over the body.
It'll heal the skin, reduce the itch, and to top it all will leave you smelling good. Better than aloevera.
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« Reply #1334 on: August 02, 2020, 05:11:00 AM »

Got a bug bite of some sort behind my ear right on that bone back there a couple months ago.  It took forever for the swelling to subside, but then it swelled up again.  I’ve been touching it annoyed for weeks feeling if it’s sore, and then yesterday it felt painful so I pinched it while looking in the bathroom mirror.  Well pink puss shot sideways and hit a picture of a flower I have on the wall in there.  There was a bit of clean up, both my head and the picture.  Really wish my Peruvian would have told me it looked infected, she had looked a couple times.  I can’t see back there.

Anyway, this is the point where you all thank me for sharing.
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