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on: February 26, 2017, 02:44:25 PM
I saw the road show for Snap Judgement Friday night at the Majestic theater in Dallas. One of the stories was very humorous. The story teller is a lesbian and was recounting her experience doing a tandem sky diving. Because of the weight difference between her and the instructor (yes, she probably outweighed him significantly) they strapped him on to her at the front, facing each other.

The comment that I found so striking was when she said she liked her men like her coffee.

Far away from her vagina.

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Reply #1 on: February 28, 2017, 05:33:47 AM
Lets hope that heterosexual women don't like coffee near their vagainas either.  It could spill and cause burns.  :emot_weird:


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Reply #2 on: February 28, 2017, 08:11:04 PM
But, ice coffee might be very tasty down there.  Not sure what the owner of the vagina would like that either but safer.



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Reply #3 on: February 28, 2017, 09:39:55 PM
Much safer!



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Reply #4 on: February 28, 2017, 11:44:08 PM
This random thought reminded me of this, sometimes coffee has the desired affect.

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Reply #5 on: July 10, 2017, 08:50:41 PM
My random thought today:   I"m online now as GG is posting a story.    Each post is 4 to 9 minutes apart.   I can't help envisioning him thumbing away at his phone at lightning speed.    His poor thumbs must be so tired afterwards.

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Reply #6 on: July 10, 2017, 09:52:14 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 10, 2017, 08:50:41 PM
My random thought today:   I"m online now as GG is posting a story.    Each post is 4 to 9 minutes apart.   I can't help envisioning him thumbing away at his phone at lightning speed.    His poor thumbs must be so tired afterwards.

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #7 on: July 18, 2017, 02:19:47 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 10, 2017, 08:50:41 PM
My random thought today:   I"m online now as GG is posting a story.    Each post is 4 to 9 minutes apart.   I can't help envisioning him thumbing away at his phone at lightning speed.    His poor thumbs must be so tired afterwards.

Not just his thumbs.  How many times do you thing he comes while writing a story?


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Reply #8 on: July 18, 2017, 05:48:42 PM
Frequently...?

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Reply #9 on: July 19, 2017, 08:34:23 AM
No doubt!  And how does he type so fast with all that splooge flying around? Oh, I get it.

It's the lubrication!


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Reply #10 on: July 19, 2017, 11:46:48 PM
lol
I have very "muscular" thumbs, they never get tired out! ;-)
I remember back when I posted stories from my flip phone, using that 9-digit keypad. It was easy for me. Then I got my QWERTY keyboard phone. Those first few times I posted stories on it my heart was beating like a trip hammer. I was waiting for it to explode. :P Now I'm totally at ease posting stories from this phone. Yes, it does take time completing a story, but I don't think about it like I used to, I hardly notice now.

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Reply #11 on: July 20, 2017, 02:45:04 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on July 19, 2017, 11:46:48 PM
lol
I have very "muscular" thumbs, they never get tired out! ;-)
I remember back when I posted stories from my flip phone, using that 9-digit keypad. It was easy for me. Then I got my QWERTY keyboard phone. Those first few times I posted stories on it my heart was beating like a trip hammer. I was waiting for it to explode. :P Now I'm totally at ease posting stories from this phone. Yes, it does take time completing a story, but I don't think about it like I used to, I hardly notice now.


You've mastered it. ;)


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Reply #12 on: July 20, 2017, 05:47:17 PM
My appreciation of GG's dedication to his art rises to a new level!  :D


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Reply #13 on: July 20, 2017, 07:56:52 PM
Thank you, Herschel! Yes, I'm dedicated to my storytelling. :^)

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Reply #14 on: July 21, 2017, 12:06:27 AM
Quote from: herschel on July 20, 2017, 05:47:17 PM
My appreciation of GG's dedication to his art rises to a new level!  :D

Yes, we can see that in your profile pic.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #15 on: July 21, 2017, 01:23:55 AM
Stop teasing me! Anyway, I can't help it. It does that all by itself.  :roll:


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Reply #16 on: July 21, 2017, 02:18:05 AM
Sexy. ;)


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Reply #17 on: July 21, 2017, 03:05:15 AM
I know those flowers in your hair are smellable, but are they also edible?


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Reply #18 on: July 21, 2017, 03:49:09 AM
I'm not sure.  ;D


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Reply #19 on: July 21, 2017, 04:12:35 AM
Well is it okay if I just nibble on one to see what happens?


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