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Reply #120 on: September 24, 2023, 04:45:17 PM
Valley.Vixin got me going with this account of her getting laid yesterday.

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I came like someone plugged me in to the 240v outlet like the rest of the household appliances, and things downstairs got pretty squishy, but my top never really stopped so my clothes looked like I got dragged down the highway by a hydroplaning big rig.
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Love lactating female.stories and Vixin really knows how to create an image. Think I'm in love. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #121 on: September 30, 2023, 12:52:22 PM


Quote from: Pornhubby on September 30, 2023, 04:49:13 AM
Pulling her ass open with two thumbs and spitting in her hole, while banging her doggy, six ways to Sunday.  I am a pervert.

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Reply #122 on: October 04, 2023, 05:40:09 AM
Quote from: msslave on October 03, 2023, 05:21:15 PM
And who said sex sites weren't educational.  :D


I learn something new every time I come to this board. 

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Reply #123 on: October 04, 2023, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 02, 2023, 08:14:00 PM
I will never have another best friend. Some people just can’t be replaced.


This is so true.  I'll never have a best friend like the one I lost.

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Reply #124 on: October 10, 2023, 01:19:14 PM

Quote from: staci on October 09, 2023, 10:45:32 PM
On the way up I35, stop and pick me up.  I will have my shit stompin pointy toe boots on.

 :emot_bigokay: WOO for sisterhood.


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Reply #125 on: October 18, 2023, 12:26:28 AM



Quote from: shaver on October 17, 2023, 03:03:29 PM
Is it just me or is it the more pussy you eat the more pussy you want I do not think that we will ever be satisfied there is nothing like the stream of pussy cum.

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Reply #126 on: October 19, 2023, 01:05:49 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 19, 2023, 12:15:10 AM
I confess that my penis is big and horny after work, and I would love to have someone play with it. Maybe I’ll try to suck myself. I also could do it when I was young, but it’s been quite a few years. I can’t wait to see the look on the EMTs faces when they find me upside down on the bed, with a broken back, choking on my cock stuffed in my throat.

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Reply #127 on: October 19, 2023, 01:48:48 AM
I’m giving you a woo, just for reposting that.

Having my first Evan Williams tonight, and you gave me a smile.

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Reply #128 on: October 19, 2023, 02:49:55 AM
"Like battling breast cancer wasn%u2019t enough of a chainsaw to the cunt." 

Valley Vixin has such a way with words. In this case a friend of hers is having cancer treatments that aren't going well.

But it's writing like this that makes her stories an entertaining read.


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Reply #129 on: October 23, 2023, 12:58:29 PM

Quote from: Writers Bloque on October 21, 2023, 10:53:55 PM
Staci - Man, she is fun. A true Texan to the core. Her wit is an awesome thing. Thank you for being a friend to all who deserve it.

Woo for both Writer and our resident cactus flower.


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