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Reply #60 on: November 22, 2017, 04:40:00 PM
Didn't happen today, but still great!  ;D

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Reply #61 on: November 26, 2017, 01:33:36 AM
Going back a couple years, I was in the chat shared by KB and RU.  Lois was in there, which is a rarity.  It happened to be me and 4 girls, but I was being good, which is even more rare than Lois showing up in chat.

I was talking about that I keep birds, chickens and such, so I went to type ‘I have four ducks’.  But that pesky u key is right next to the i key, so I mistyped.

As there were four girls in chat, Lois immediately quipped, ‘Oooohh, one for each of us!’

I hope Lois sees this.  I bet she remembers.



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Reply #63 on: December 17, 2017, 02:55:20 AM
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Reply #64 on: December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

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Reply #65 on: December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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Reply #66 on: December 17, 2017, 03:26:08 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.




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Reply #67 on: December 17, 2017, 05:03:16 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

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Reply #68 on: December 17, 2017, 05:54:20 AM



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Reply #69 on: December 17, 2017, 09:57:34 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth."


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Reply #70 on: December 17, 2017, 10:06:39 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

Almost, Army of one. LMAO

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Reply #71 on: December 17, 2017, 10:50:46 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

Almost, Army of one. LMAO
Oh! Haha!

Haha.

Ha.

...Oh.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2017, 10:52:29 AM by Army of One »

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Reply #72 on: December 17, 2017, 03:44:56 PM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.



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Reply #73 on: December 17, 2017, 03:49:13 PM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

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Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.

Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl.  I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means.  There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.



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Reply #74 on: December 17, 2017, 03:55:42 PM

I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means.  There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.


It’s not that difficult, actually.




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Reply #75 on: December 17, 2017, 04:17:23 PM

I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means.  There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.


It’s not that difficult, actually.



Down in the middle left, second equation from the bottom.  The second - sign should be a + sign.

But I get it now!  Hahahahahaha!



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Reply #76 on: December 17, 2017, 04:57:17 PM



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Reply #77 on: December 18, 2017, 11:45:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

 :emot_laughing:

Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.

Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl.  I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means.  There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.

Quite a dated quote ....means "you've got a problem coming up"..!!!!

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Reply #78 on: December 22, 2017, 09:57:08 PM


We went in the boat house , turned on the heat and made out.

He didn't have the balls to lean over and kiss me, so I had to prompt him.

He is a great kisser. He told me how beautiful I was so many times that I got tired of it.

I finally took his hand and put it on my crotch on top of my jeans.

The kid  was so hot that I was turned on already.

He gained confidence and he put my hand on his covered cock.

It was rock hard.

Realizing my time constraint.  I un-buckled him and took  his cock out.  OMG beautiful.  No veins or wrinkles . pointed upwards , thick and long enough. perfect helmet. Cut of course.

He started to open my jeans but I stopped him and blew him.  A nice teasing bj. Very slow . some ball mouthing and sweet spot licks. I made it last ..he was pre-cumming when I got his dick out. He was ready, but I know how to stop and tease.

It was maybe ten minutes and he was gonna blow no matter what I did. He was at the point of no return.  I took the top two inches in and squeezed his balls. I didn't count , but I'll bet there was more than ten thick ropes of cum.

I licked the last drop and then kissed him with my cum breath  mouth. Not a problem with him.



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Reply #79 on: January 05, 2018, 06:00:09 PM


...do keep in mind that most of the women you'll meet here are pervs and weirdos, pretty much by definition...




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