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Reply #80 on: January 05, 2018, 07:10:22 PM
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I'm being naughty.

-KitKat


 ;D


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Reply #81 on: January 05, 2018, 07:19:58 PM
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Reply #82 on: January 08, 2018, 09:29:09 PM
Quote from: JBRG on January 08, 2018, 06:44:35 PM
 
the temperatures this winter have been up and down like a whore's drawers on pay day

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Reply #83 on: January 08, 2018, 10:48:25 PM
My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:

"JUST BITE ME"........

can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.

 ;D   :facepalm:

Love,
Liz


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Reply #84 on: January 08, 2018, 10:50:08 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 08, 2018, 10:48:25 PM
My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:

"JUST BITE ME"........

can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.

 ;D   :facepalm:

Love,
Liz

I've seen you use that a bit on this board. I'm just lucky you haven't usedit on me yet.

No, that is not an invitation!

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Reply #85 on: January 08, 2018, 11:19:59 PM
Quote from: Army of One on January 08, 2018, 10:50:08 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 08, 2018, 10:48:25 PM
My Personal Quote Used Here All The Time:

"JUST BITE ME"........

can be vouched for by Vinney and Rick and a host of other people here on KB.

 ;D   :facepalm:

Love,
Liz



I've seen you use that a bit on this board. I'm just lucky you haven't usedit on me yet.

No, that is not an invitation!

Be careful with Liz... she not only wants you to bite her, but gawd alive, she's got some sharp old gnashers on her too... and if she says she wants to ride you - well it'll never be what you think... she'll straddle your back, pull your hair and dig her shiny silver spurs into you... and if you're lucky, she'll horse whip you too... :roll:

Liz... I luvs ya really... :emot_kiss:... so BITE ME!

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #86 on: January 09, 2018, 02:07:14 PM
Vinney,
I'm telling your Missus on you.....
(By the way.....How is she doing..??).....and yes the concern is real.

Love Ya.....
Liz
PS: tell her I said "hello"


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Reply #87 on: February 04, 2018, 09:22:41 PM


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Reply #88 on: February 04, 2018, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 04, 2018, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 04, 2018, 07:55:16 PM


How KB has messed up my mind  :facepalm:

Before or After you arrived......??
Just curious..... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


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Reply #89 on: February 04, 2018, 10:20:36 PM


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Reply #90 on: February 10, 2018, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 10, 2018, 05:35:47 AM
If the conclusion is that porn causes erectile dysfunction, they should pass a law banning bad porn.  

Better porn, better erections. :D

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Reply #91 on: February 10, 2018, 06:14:28 PM
Hey! You been secretly quoting me? ;D
 :emot_kiss:

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

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Reply #92 on: February 10, 2018, 06:18:33 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 04, 2018, 10:20:36 PM

Quote from: Elizabeth on February 04, 2018, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 04, 2018, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 04, 2018, 07:55:16 PM


How KB has messed up my mind :facepalm:

Before or After you arrived......??
Just curious..... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


:emot_laughing:
My mind was seriously messed up when I joined... Now, I feel perfectly normal.  It's rather scary sometimes  :facepalm:

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

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Reply #93 on: February 10, 2018, 07:03:51 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 10, 2018, 06:14:28 PM
Hey! You been secretly quoting me? ;D
 :emot_kiss:

 :-*


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Reply #94 on: February 10, 2018, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 10, 2018, 04:33:10 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2018, 04:24:52 PM
It's a well known fact drinking one bottle of mountain dew will not kill you.  ;D

But drinking one bottle in view of a pissed off Japanese wife may result in serious bodily harm.
Aaah, the best quotes always come with a story attached.

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Reply #95 on: February 11, 2018, 12:40:15 AM
Indeed.


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Reply #96 on: February 11, 2018, 01:18:33 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 10, 2018, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 10, 2018, 04:33:10 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2018, 04:24:52 PM
It's a well known fact drinking one bottle of mountain dew will not kill you.  ;D

But drinking one bottle in view of a pissed off Japanese wife may result in serious bodily harm.
Aaah, the best quotes always come with a story attached.


Yikes!


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Reply #97 on: February 12, 2018, 04:21:34 PM


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Reply #98 on: February 12, 2018, 04:44:02 PM
I have two favorites that I use (one of which is all the time).

"BITE ME"
     &
"TWATWAFFLE"  (For those moments of complete frustration with everything ).

 ;D
Love,
Liz



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Reply #99 on: February 21, 2018, 03:58:02 AM


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