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KitKat

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on: July 29, 2017, 03:45:58 AM
KB Members!
Best Quote Of The Day' Thread


A member said something today that blew you away, made your day, turned you gay? Whatever it was, you liked it. ;) Now that member needs to get their 15 seconds of glory.  :emot_laughing: Post their EPIC quote here, in this very thread.
annnnnnnnnnnd Go!


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KitKat

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Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 03:52:15 AM
And today's BQOTD goes to......



*drumroll*



 :emot_ywave: :emot_ywave:


Quote from: ChirpingGirl

Do you like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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KitKat

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Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 03:54:04 AM
 :evil:


Anyone wanna answer that question?


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KitKat

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Reply #3 on: July 29, 2017, 03:57:56 AM
Good quote Chirp. You get a woo, just as soon as I can woo you again.  :-*



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #4 on: July 29, 2017, 04:26:10 AM
 :-*

I won... something!



KitKat

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Reply #5 on: July 29, 2017, 06:24:13 AM
You can pick more than one a day. Who's next?



KitKat

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Reply #6 on: August 07, 2017, 05:26:22 AM
Todays winner...

Quote from: trapper
I still like licking a hairy pussy though.


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http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=21526.msg473594;topicseen#msg473594
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Reply #7 on: August 07, 2017, 09:12:07 PM
Todays winner...

Quote from: trapper
I still like licking a hairy pussy though.


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http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=21526.msg473594;topicseen#msg473594



Great choice! I laughed out loud when I read that...





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 12:09:03 AM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.  :D


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Reply #9 on: August 09, 2017, 01:22:34 PM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.  :D


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I actually came here to post it.   You beat me to it.

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_priapism

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Reply #10 on: August 09, 2017, 03:39:25 PM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.  :D


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I actually came here to post it.   You beat me to it.

It may be the "best quote of the day," but I remember saying this on the playground in junior high, circa 1972... 45 years ago.  LOL.




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Reply #12 on: August 10, 2017, 10:23:22 PM
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KitKat

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Reply #13 on: August 18, 2017, 06:03:54 PM
What the fuck is a mail order catalog? Some primitive version of eBay?  :emot_laughing:



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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #14 on: August 18, 2017, 06:44:26 PM
 :D



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Reply #15 on: August 18, 2017, 09:35:07 PM
Maybe he [George Romero]'s undead now.  :facepalm:




KitKat

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Reply #17 on: August 19, 2017, 06:17:38 AM
If we let cute little girls and their moms run the world, we wouldn't be in such a heap of trouble!



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Reply #18 on: August 22, 2017, 09:26:41 PM
From Staci, regarding post of kids treated for rabies after have sex with infected Donkey:

"Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "a piece  of ass"
Staci

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #19 on: August 22, 2017, 09:31:56 PM
From Staci, regarding post of kids treated for rabies after have sex with infected Donkey:

"Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "a piece  of ass"
Staci

Good one!