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KB - a better class of pervert

KitKat · **Reply #60 on:** November 22, 2017, 04:40:00 PM

Didn't happen today, but still great!

Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on November 21, 2017, 10:59:13 PM

Paddling The Pink Canoe

Jed_ · **Reply #61 on:** November 26, 2017, 01:33:36 AM

Going back a couple years, I was in the chat shared by KB and RU. Lois was in there, which is a rarity. It happened to be me and 4 girls, but I was being good, which is even more rare than Lois showing up in chat.

I was talking about that I keep birds, chickens and such, so I went to type ‘I have four ducks’. But that pesky u key is right next to the i key, so I mistyped.

As there were four girls in chat, Lois immediately quipped, ‘Oooohh, one for each of us!’

I hope Lois sees this. I bet she remembers.

KitKat · **Reply #62 on:** December 17, 2017, 02:45:36 AM

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 16, 2017, 04:49:13 PM

I see you misbehaved.

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #63 on:** December 17, 2017, 02:55:20 AM

Sensualtravler · **Reply #64 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM

Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

KitKat · **Reply #65 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM

Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #66 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:26:08 AM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM

Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

Army of One · **Reply #67 on:** December 17, 2017, 05:03:16 AM

Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

_priapism · **Reply #68 on:** December 17, 2017, 05:54:20 AM

Sensualtravler · **Reply #69 on:** December 17, 2017, 09:57:34 AM

Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

Sensualtravler · **Reply #70 on:** December 17, 2017, 10:06:39 AM

Quote from: Army of One on December 17, 2017, 05:03:16 AM

Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

Almost, Army of one. LMAO

Army of One · **Reply #71 on:** December 17, 2017, 10:50:46 AM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 10:06:39 AM

Quote from: Army of One on December 17, 2017, 05:03:16 AM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

If I may hazard a guess...I think he may mean you came...possibly...not sure...it's my best bet.

Almost, Army of one. LMAO

Oh! Haha!

Haha.

Ha.

...Oh.

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #72 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:44:56 PM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 09:57:34 AM

Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.

Jed_ · **Reply #73 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:49:13 PM

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 17, 2017, 03:44:56 PM

Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.

Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl. I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.

_priapism · **Reply #74 on:** December 17, 2017, 03:55:42 PM

Quote from: Jed_ on December 17, 2017, 03:49:13 PM

I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.

It’s not that difficult, actually.

Jed_ · **Reply #75 on:** December 17, 2017, 04:17:23 PM

Quote from: Merovingian on December 17, 2017, 03:55:42 PM

Quote from: Jed_ on December 17, 2017, 03:49:13 PM

I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.

It’s not that difficult, actually.

Down in the middle left, second equation from the bottom. The second - sign should be a + sign.

But I get it now! Hahahahahaha!

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #76 on:** December 17, 2017, 04:57:17 PM

Hoss · **Reply #77 on:** December 18, 2017, 11:45:23 AM

Quote from: Jed_ on December 17, 2017, 03:49:13 PM

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 17, 2017, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on December 17, 2017, 03:20:35 AM
Quote from: Sensualtravler on December 17, 2017, 03:17:23 AM
Don't mean to alarm you, but your canoe has sprung a leak Kit.

I don't get it.

Seems Kit was the ONLY one to get it. LOL Or, perhaps CG in merely pretending to play dumb. ~grin~

I never have to pretend to be dumb.

Don't feel dumb ChirpingGirl. I have three college degrees, and I have absolutely no idea what the canoe statement means. There gets to be a point where if it has to be explained, it's no longer funny.

Quite a dated quote ....means "you've got a problem coming up"..!!!!

KitKat · **Reply #78 on:** December 22, 2017, 09:57:08 PM

Quote from: TheciaMarie on December 22, 2017, 09:06:49 PM

We went in the boat house , turned on the heat and made out.

He didn't have the balls to lean over and kiss me, so I had to prompt him.

He is a great kisser. He told me how beautiful I was so many times that I got tired of it.

I finally took his hand and put it on my crotch on top of my jeans.

The kid was so hot that I was turned on already.

He gained confidence and he put my hand on his covered cock.

It was rock hard.

Realizing my time constraint. I un-buckled him and took his cock out. OMG beautiful. No veins or wrinkles . pointed upwards , thick and long enough. perfect helmet. Cut of course.

He started to open my jeans but I stopped him and blew him. A nice teasing bj. Very slow . some ball mouthing and sweet spot licks. I made it last ..he was pre-cumming when I got his dick out. He was ready, but I know how to stop and tease.

It was maybe ten minutes and he was gonna blow no matter what I did. He was at the point of no return. I took the top two inches in and squeezed his balls. I didn't count , but I'll bet there was more than ten thick ropes of cum.

I licked the last drop and then kissed him with my cum breath mouth. Not a problem with him.