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Pervertedneighbor

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on: August 23, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
"Hey, I'd like an LGBTQ on White bread with Mayo..." :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 05:18:45 PM
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Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 05:21:52 PM
Quote from: Pervertedneighbor on August 23, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
"Hey, I'd like an LGBTQ on White bread with Mayo..." :emot_laughing:

 :emot_laughing:  It does!


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Reply #3 on: August 23, 2017, 05:56:35 PM


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Reply #4 on: August 26, 2017, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: Pervertedneighbor on August 23, 2017, 07:23:39 AM

"Hey, I'd like an LGBTQ on White bread with Mayo..." :emot_laughing:



That's a HUGE insult!

You order an LGBTQ on Italian bread, and not white bread!

;)






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Reply #5 on: August 26, 2017, 06:27:13 PM
As long as we're ordering, I'd like mine toasted.  Nothing like hot LGBTQ!!! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #6 on: August 26, 2017, 08:39:21 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 26, 2017, 06:27:13 PM

As long as we're ordering, I'd like mine toasted.  Nothing like hot LGBTQ!!! :emot_kiss:



You've got THAT right!





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Reply #8 on: September 09, 2017, 12:28:14 AM


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Reply #9 on: September 09, 2017, 07:09:18 PM
Reminds me of Lust in the Dust.  Lick Devine's clit and ooops!  Broken neck!


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Reply #11 on: February 08, 2022, 04:41:56 AM
Quote from: _priapism on September 09, 2017, 12:28:14 AM


https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/may/30/most-britons-cannot-name-parts-vulva-survey

Folks these days seem to be comfortable using the word 'vagina' and very uncomfortable using 'vulva'. So comfortable that everything south of the pubic mound is the 'the vagina'.

What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare.

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Reply #12 on: February 08, 2022, 02:34:51 PM
Quote from: Hilda on February 08, 2022, 04:41:56 AM
Quote from: _priapism on September 09, 2017, 12:28:14 AM



https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/may/30/most-britons-cannot-name-parts-vulva-survey

Folks these days seem to be comfortable using the word 'vagina' and very uncomfortable using 'vulva'. So comfortable that everything south of the pubic mound is the 'the vagina'.


I don't think it's discomfort. I can't recall ever using the word "vulva" except in a strictly clinical sense.

You're right: The word "vagina" is often used to describe the entire neighborhood, rather than one specific street in the neighborhood (well, it's actually a tunnel rather than a street).

I'd suspect that many men, and no small number of women, don't know that pee comes out of the urethral opening, rather than the vagina (using the term correctly).

Then again, clinical terms might get in the way of successful lovemaking. I can't imagine telling a woman, "I'm going to lick your clitoris, labia majora, and labia minora." That's kind of a buzz kill.






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Reply #13 on: February 08, 2022, 02:55:13 PM
What MissB said. Whether vagina or pussy or Kitty, I've always heard it as a reference to the whole structure, not just the vaginal canal. I've only ever seen the term vulva in print, and in a medical context


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Reply #15 on: February 09, 2022, 12:58:09 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 08, 2022, 02:34:51 PM

I can't imagine telling a woman, "I'm going to lick your clitoris, labia majora, and labia minora." That's kind of a buzz kill.




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Reply #16 on: February 12, 2022, 02:12:05 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on February 08, 2022, 03:13:39 PM
Quinoa?
Sorry.  :sign_ihavenothingtoadd:
Sorry again...
Quinoa Bread, I meant.
https://ifoodreal.com/quinoa-bread/
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It’s existence, upon learning of.
Has got to me, CT’s Yoda speech.


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