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Reply #20 on: November 17, 2017, 04:17:43 PM
When I met my ex, she came over to my house one night in a robe, and a tiny red nightie that barely held her big white breasts.  We went in my bedroom where I slowly undressed her, touching and kissing every part of her body.  She was only 20, and confessed later that she had never been naked with a man before... she had lied to me about her sexual experience, because she felt embarrassed by being a virgin at her age.  Eventually, I pushed her back on my four poster bed, and spread her creamy thighs.  She had a big blonde muff that trapper would think was heavenly.  I pulled her lips apart, and started to lick and suck her clit for the very first time.  Mind you, I had no idea she had never had her pussy licked.  She started making little squeaks and grunts, so I intensified my efforts, until she kicked her legs straight up in the air, and let out a wail like I’ve never heard before or since.  It was a memorable evening.



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Reply #21 on: November 29, 2017, 07:33:12 AM
A nice pair of soaking wet....still warm panties....mmm .....lovely

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Reply #22 on: December 02, 2017, 07:25:49 PM
Banging my ex on a bear skin rug at her parent’s house next to the Christmas tree.  She had on a green felt night shirt and no panties.  I pounded all three holes while she bit her knuckles to keep quiet.  My last cum was in her ass, which was particularly enjoyable, because I knew her father was sleeping just a short distance away.

We cleaned up and put everything back in place.  It would have been the perfect crime, but her mom asked her what were “the black stains on her robe” the next morning.  Her brother snickered, “Looks like the dye off that bear skin rug downstairs.”  LOL.

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She was Norwegian.  A blue eyed blonde.  Tall like a Viking.  So I really enjoyed banging her asshole on that bear skin rug.  She’d get so dilated I could see the lutefisk she had for lunch.  She’d bite her knuckles so her parents couldn’t hear, which only made me pound harder.  I really enjoyed the sight of her spread eagle, with my cum running out of her well stretched butt hole.
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Reply #23 on: December 07, 2017, 05:21:51 PM
I used to jizz in my little sister-in-law’s panties every morning, fold them, and put the wet pair back in her drawer.  She knew it, and would say things at the breakfast table in front of my wife to provoke me.  “Kim, do we have any laundry detergent?  All of my unmentionables need washing.  I had to wear a dirty pair today.”  *wink*



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Reply #24 on: December 13, 2017, 05:08:56 PM
I wonder how much variety there is in the colour and consistency of vaginal secretions. I had one girlfriend whose juices could almost be mistaken for semen -- gobs of thick white viscous stuff. I used to tell her obscene it looked oozing from her pussy. For everyone else, it's been pretty colourless, which makes it hard to judge how much there is of it.



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Reply #25 on: December 16, 2017, 09:35:29 PM
A few years ago, I got a phone call from an old girlfriend, who said she was in town and wondered if I’d like to have a drink.  I suggested the Melrose in Dallas, where my firm also kept a suite.

Over drinks she confided that she’d recently divorced.  Her husband was gay, it seems, and she hadn’t had a decent fuck in years.  “I’ve forgotten how to climax.  It’s very frustrating.  I’ve tried with several different people, and nothing seems to work.”

“Does my naughty Mississippi Mudhound (pet name) need Daddy to shake her button?”

“You always did it so well.”

“What if I told you I have a room at the top of those elevators?”

“I was hoping you would.”

I took care of the check, and we climbed in the elevator.  We practically stripped each other’s clothes off, necking, groping, fondling, all the way up.

Kristi had a really large clit, that she liked to have handled roughly.  I started spanking and cursing, and grunting while I jacked off her girl cock.  “Look at your big fat clit!  Oh, I’m gonna rub that fucking acorn so hard!”  Her nipples were soooo stiff, and a puddle of cunt juice started to form on the sheets.

I finally began to push my index finger up her hood, while I shook my other hand in her pudding.  I thought she was having an epileptic fit, when her legs went stiff and she started wailing.  The drought was over.



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Reply #26 on: December 19, 2017, 02:20:54 AM
As a teen I discovered that an acquaintance of mine (whose sexual preference I was not aware of, and whom I did not find particularly attractive in any event) wrote lesbian-themed Star Trek fan fiction (a Jadzia Dax-Captain Janeway pairing, to be precise) of a very explicit nature. Can't find the story now, but I remember masturbating my way through reading it, orgasming while whispering "This is for you, Jennifer" in tribute.



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Reply #27 on: December 19, 2017, 03:47:34 AM
One of my old girlfriends had a website of COS play fantasy and lesbian stories that I discovered.  I followed her, without ever letting her know I was a member.  Made a few tribute puddles myself.
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Reply #28 on: December 20, 2017, 05:28:38 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago).  Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky.  We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets.  For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa!  Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!”  Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court.  I pity da fool that had to listen to that!  The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
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Reply #29 on: December 20, 2017, 05:43:14 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago).  Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky.  We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets.  For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa!  Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!”  Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court.  I pity da fool that had to listen to that!  The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.


Fuck that's hot!



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Reply #30 on: December 20, 2017, 06:08:53 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago).  Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky.  We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets.  For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa!  Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!”  Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court.  I pity da fool that had to listen to that!  The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.


Fuck that's hot!

Remind me to tell you about Miss Hernandez from Corpus, who liked to pretend she was the maid.  Hot salsa was spilt in her burrito more than once.



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Reply #31 on: December 20, 2017, 06:38:03 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago).  Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky.  We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets.  For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa!  Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!”  Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court.  I pity da fool that had to listen to that!  The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.


Fuck that's hot!

Remind me to tell you about Miss Hernandez from Corpus, who liked to pretend she was the maid.  Hot salsa was spilt in her burrito more than once.

Whenever you're ready. ;)



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Reply #32 on: December 20, 2017, 07:35:03 PM
She got kicked out of law school for cheating, and took a job as a clerk.  Very sweet innocent face, and sweet curvy Latina body.  She had nipples that looked like Hersey kisses.

Anyway, the law school boyfriend dumped her, and we started having lunches, then drinks.  Soon we were getting our freak on a few times a day.  My condo was around the corner.  She’d buzz me on the intercom and say, “Mr. Toe?  Your maid said she can clean your place in thirty minutes.  Do you want me to go let her in?”

She’d meet me at the door in heels and a little French Maid costume I’d bought.  She was rather quiet, so I’d give her shit about being a Catholic whore, and having to saying 50 Hail Mary’s when I was through stretching her filthy little chocho out.  We’d usually end up on the floor, with her pendulous tits slapping against each other until I’d give her another load of queso.



Ultimately, we were doomed.  She took me to meet the family, and I was the lone gringo.  Her hermanos did not approve.  It was like that scene from “Fools Rush In.”





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Reply #33 on: December 20, 2017, 07:50:25 PM
Spicy!  ;D



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Reply #34 on: December 20, 2017, 09:05:55 PM
I had a rather unusual night last night.  I stopped for a beer on the way home from work, and right after getting my beer a girl asked me if I was just in the back playing the golf game.  I said no that was not me, but then I noticed she was attractive and actually age appropriate for once.  I’m not sure what is was but she engaged me again in conversation asking if I would play pool with her.  At some point it came up that I lost my wife earlier this year, and she asked to give me a hug.

A couple hours later she asked me to walk her to her car.  At her car she said, I’ve been thinking about kissing you goodnight.  Well that lasted a good 20-30 minutes during which she also gave me her number.  I called last night getting voicemail, but at least confirming it was her number, then texted asking if she got home safe.  She eventually replied she did.

I texted again this morning.  She said she was embarrassed and needed to catch her breath and would get back to me after she comes back from the holidays.  I got the distinct impression she woke this morning thinking ‘OMG did I really have my tongue in some guy’s mouth last night and grind against his leg?’

The first time since my wife passes I meet someone irl interested in me, and they are embarrassed by it?  We’ll see if I hear from her after the holidays.



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Reply #35 on: December 20, 2017, 09:16:06 PM
I had a rather unusual night last night.  I stopped for a beer on the way home from work, and right after getting my beer a girl asked me if I was just in the back playing the golf game.  I said no that was not me, but then I noticed she was attractive and actually age appropriate for once.  I’m not sure what is was but she engaged me again in conversation asking if I would play pool with her.  At some point it came up that I lost my wife earlier this year, and she asked to give me a hug.

A couple hours later she asked me to walk her to her car.  At her car she said, I’ve been thinking about kissing you goodnight.  Well that lasted a good 20-30 minutes during which she also gave me her number.  I called last night getting voicemail, but at least confirming it was her number, then texted asking if she got home safe.  She eventually replied she did.

I texted again this morning.  She said she was embarrassed and needed to catch her breath and would get back to me after she comes back from the holidays.  I got the distinct impression she woke this morning thinking ‘OMG did I really have my tongue in some guy’s mouth last night and grind against his leg?’

The first time since my wife passes I meet someone irl interested in me, and they are embarrassed by it?  We’ll see if I hear from her after the holidays.


First off :hug:


2nd you never know. Good luck. Sounds sexy.



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Reply #36 on: December 20, 2017, 09:38:40 PM
Why do guys spit on girls pussies and other places on porn?




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Reply #37 on: December 20, 2017, 09:40:13 PM
Lubrication.  And just 'cos it's fucking sexy :)

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Reply #38 on: December 20, 2017, 09:41:45 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.

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Reply #39 on: December 20, 2017, 09:50:21 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.

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Interesting... Now I'm intrigued....
Assuming one doesn't spit... how would a guy get things going and lubed?

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