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KitKat

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Reply #40 on: December 20, 2017, 09:54:22 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.

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Interesting... Now I'm intrigued....
Assuming one doesn't spit... how would a guy get things going and lubed?


Tongue? Finger?




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Reply #41 on: December 20, 2017, 10:05:53 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.

 :emot_laughing:
Interesting... Now I'm intrigued....
Assuming one doesn't spit... how would a guy get things going and lubed?


Tongue? Finger?


Ok... ask a stupid question...  :facepalm: Those are indeed practical alternatives.  And, being a foreplay guy myself(*), I'm all in favor.   Yet, if you're pressed for time and you need to get things going... spity is still a viable option.

(*) I really am a foreplay guy.  more than half of the fun I get from... the deed... comes from making out (in all possible ways *before* "doing the deed".

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.


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Reply #42 on: December 20, 2017, 10:07:16 PM
I agree foreplay is a lot of fun.



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Reply #43 on: December 20, 2017, 10:25:48 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.

 :emot_laughing:
Interesting... Now I'm intrigued....
Assuming one doesn't spit... how would a guy get things going and lubed?

*If* extra lubrication is needed, I just let a lot of saliva run down my tongue and lick her with a very wet tongue.




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Reply #44 on: December 20, 2017, 10:33:28 PM

*If* extra lubrication is needed, I just let a lot of saliva run down my tongue and lick her with a very wet tongue.


That's what I was thinking.  The fastest and most effective way to transfer saliva to where it will be useful as a lubricant is to dive right in



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Reply #45 on: December 21, 2017, 04:58:24 PM



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Reply #46 on: December 21, 2017, 06:32:17 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #47 on: December 22, 2017, 12:40:21 AM



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Reply #48 on: December 22, 2017, 01:51:17 PM

Ghost of Christmas past..

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=8001.0


Whatever happened to that toeinh20 guy?



Merv’s got his Toe in the water on that one...


Yes, we've noticed that that Merv guy seems to be suffering from multiple personality disorder in terms of his screen name...





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #49 on: December 23, 2017, 08:01:57 PM
An old girlfriend left me years ago, then had the nerve to call me and ask for a loan.

“Well, what’s in it for me?”

“I’m willing to do anything.  I mean *anything*.”

So we negotiated a deal that I would give her the loan, and she would come over to my house on my day off, and be my slave for three hours.  No back talk, no negotiations.

She showed up looking rather demure.  I stripped her in the living room, put a collar and leash on her, stuck a butt plug in her ass, and spent the next three hours humiliating her every way I could conjure.  Fucked her, spanked her, bit her tits, sodomized her relatively inexperienced ass...  I took photos of her in every unladylike position known to man.

It was a good experience for both of us.  I felt a relative catharsis, and she felt subjugated, which was a rare experience for her.  She dressed quietly, and thanked me when I handed her the loan in an envelope at the door.

I know she enjoyed it, because she called me twice more in subsequent months for another “loan” on the same terms.  I still remember her ass gaping and farting while she grunted, “Fuck my ass Daddy.  I’m your little butt whore.”
« Last Edit: December 23, 2017, 08:11:21 PM by Mervinh2o »



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Reply #50 on: December 23, 2017, 09:45:44 PM
Merv, you are the soul of generosity. None of my girlfriend loans ever got paid back. Then again, I would have been surprised if they were. At least you got somethin' for your trouble. When my ex asked me for a loan, I told her I was broke, thanks to her, and sicced her on her sister.



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Reply #51 on: December 24, 2017, 12:17:42 AM
I took it out of her future child support payments back then.  Now she pays me child support, but she doesn’t offer to barter any more.  LOL. Too bad.  She used to be pretty spicy, now she’s settling into middle age and avoids me like the plague.  I get the rare hostile text. I heard she’s got a thyroid complaint and suspect she starting to fill out.



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Reply #52 on: December 24, 2017, 04:07:44 AM
I believe I read my first porn novels when I was 11, I think...
That was about 53 years ago.
I have been hooked on erotic porn; submissive sex; and general kinky fucks since that time...
But - I got married 38 years ago and my wife is neither into porn or kinky sex.
So - I have been cheating on her off and on all this time, mostly with men.
I have tried to stop and, most recently, like around October, I did stop.
But - it's the porn fantasy world that leads to Reality and...  here I am again....



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Reply #53 on: December 26, 2017, 05:46:21 AM
When I’d visit my girlfriend back in school, over the Christmas holidays, her parents always made me stay out in the garage apartment.  But there was a little fenced enclave *behind* the garage apartment with the compressors for the HVAC.  We’d fuck there every night.  Usually with her bent over, hanging on to the AC equipment.  The air was so cold, we could see our breath, and her pussy was so hot.  I bet steam was rising off it.  We were very quiet, lest her parents hear, but she’d milk two or three loads out of me, and go back in the house with a huge cream pie leaking from her quim.
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Reply #54 on: December 26, 2017, 05:57:39 AM
Two or three loads!? Outdoors on a winter night!!?? I presume you were both wearing your winter jackets?



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Reply #55 on: December 26, 2017, 05:24:31 PM
Two or three loads!? Outdoors on a winter night!!?? I presume you were both wearing your winter jackets?

I can remember the gooseflesh on her young white ass in the moonlight.  She was sooooo nasty.  Always ready for another round.



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Reply #56 on: December 26, 2017, 07:10:36 PM
Some girls just have a very healthy appetite for love. If she finds a guy with a lot of love to give, that can be a beautiful thing.



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Reply #57 on: December 26, 2017, 10:39:35 PM
I ran into her last year.  We had not seen each other in maybe 25 years?  She’s 50 now, and the *hottest* 50 year old I’ve laid eyes on.  We ordered coffee and chatted for almost an hour.  Shared a hug when parting.  The one who got away...



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Reply #58 on: December 27, 2017, 02:55:44 AM
Could be she considers you 'The Man That Got Away' (Judy Garland, 1954, A Star Is Born, song by Harold Arlen). That was a good movie.



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Reply #59 on: December 27, 2017, 07:35:22 AM
Could be she considers you 'The Man That Got Away' (Judy Garland, 1954, A Star Is Born, song by Harold Arlen). That was a good movie.

She sent me an email ten years ago.  Late at night.  It read like she’d been drinking.  She said it was better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.  That even though she had not appreciated what we had at the time, that at least she had known passion and clarity and singleness of purpose and flesh once in her life.  I was quite moved.

She married a rich older asshole.  The kind with a V or VI after his name, and settled into a dutiful life of bunco and fundraisers at the country club.  I don’t think she’s unhappy, but I know somewhere deep inside there’s a girl who liked to ride naked in my convertible and make love on the picnic tables at roadside rest stops.