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Reply #760 on: March 27, 2024, 02:31:37 AM
Allan has been in Missouri since friday, and wont be back until this Saturday. Having phone sex and sexting with nudes... long story short. Allan made a few comments and since, I've been wanting to hold my shower buddy to my crotch like he's my dick, and watch Allan suck on him...



Quote from: Pornhubby on March 27, 2024, 02:29:25 AM
Like the color of a dog’s mouth.
Why did that give me pause...


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Reply #761 on: March 27, 2024, 03:35:18 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 27, 2024, 02:31:37 AM

Quote from: Pornhubby on March 27, 2024, 02:29:25 AM
Like the color of a dog’s mouth.
Why did that give me pause...

I meant to say “corner of a dog’s mouth.”



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Reply #762 on: March 27, 2024, 04:41:59 AM
Welp, my mind is not longer paused...

I'll just sit back and think about dogs...

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Reply #763 on: March 27, 2024, 05:38:11 AM
Something or someone made the dog happy. Could he, or she, have seen that steak?;D ;D

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Reply #764 on: March 27, 2024, 09:01:16 PM
Random Sexual Thought:

If humans were non self impregnating hermaphrodites, there would be sexual orgies the likes that the universe has ever witnessed. The thrill of being able to knock someone up and be knocked up would send perversions into the ultimate overdrive.

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Reply #765 on: May 31, 2024, 05:53:47 AM
I would very much like to put my shower buddy on his chin, and then sit on his face.


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Reply #766 on: May 31, 2024, 03:36:41 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 27, 2024, 02:31:37 AM
Allan has been in Missouri since friday, and wont be back until this Saturday. Having phone sex and sexting with nudes... long story short. Allan made a few comments and since, I've been wanting to hold my shower buddy to my crotch like he's my dick, and watch Allan suck on him...

A belated woo.



Quote from: Pornhubby on March 27, 2024, 02:29:25 AM
Like the color of a dog’s mouth.
Why did that give me pause...

one of the originals

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Reply #767 on: June 03, 2024, 02:42:15 PM
Quote from: Hilda on June 03, 2024, 08:20:56 AM


L is Lace Bobbins

Need I say more??


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Reply #768 on: June 03, 2024, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 03, 2024, 02:42:15 PM

Need I say more??

I can imagine Shiela going eeny meeny miney mo  as to which bobbin to try out... ;D ;D

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Reply #769 on: June 03, 2024, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 03, 2024, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 03, 2024, 02:42:15 PM

Need I say more??

I can imagine Shiela going eeny meeny miney mo  as to which bobbin to try out... ;D ;D
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Reply #770 on: June 03, 2024, 03:37:11 PM
What pervert wouldn't want to be here and join in after seeing this.

WOO to both of you. ;D

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Reply #771 on: June 03, 2024, 03:48:52 PM
Quote from: msslave on June 03, 2024, 03:37:11 PM
What pervert wouldn't want to be here and join in after seeing this.

WOO to both of you. ;D

I know they are quite small, but at first glance my head went right to them looking like they are the size of a rolling pin.

Numbering them left to right 1-12 I'd start off with #10, move down the line to #5, step next door to #6, jump down to #12, back it up to #3, to warm me up for #1, and finish my day off with #11.


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Reply #772 on: June 03, 2024, 05:23:35 PM
I read a book about classic tools and sex toys. There was a reason most handles of things were smooth and rounded, when the best grip design would have just been finger grooves carved into it.

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Reply #773 on: June 03, 2024, 05:41:16 PM


Rough day at the lace factory… I am taking some bobbins home!

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Reply #774 on: June 03, 2024, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 03, 2024, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 03, 2024, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 03, 2024, 02:42:15 PM

Need I say more??

I can imagine Shiela going eeny meeny miney mo  as to which bobbin to try out... ;D ;D
😂🤣
Eeny Meeny Miney Moe,
In the Growler it will go.

WOO for finishing what I had thought but didn't type. You know, gentleman pervert and all... 8)

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Reply #775 on: June 11, 2024, 09:15:09 AM
I just want to watch him jerk off. Fire his load across my lap.


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Reply #776 on: June 12, 2024, 08:35:28 PM
It's not really full on sex. I imagine a lot of kissing and petting. I wonder what she smells like, soap, detergent, and perfume she wears. I imagine like her lips, her skin is unbelievable smooth and soft. There is no unpleasant sticky friction, just smoth sliding of hands in backs, breasts, and butts. I would imagine her moans and whispers would be unrealistically musical. One reason I was into Kate so much was because, not only was she beautiful, but her voice and accent were a pleasure to hear.
I rarely ever think about oral sex. I don't think about her head between my legs, I do however think about what being between soft thighs would be like. When I do think about that kind of stimulation, I just figure it would just out legs intertwined. Me against those soft thighs, and he against mine. It is generally an after thought to everything else.

So yeah... Charlize Theron...


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Reply #777 on: June 13, 2024, 12:54:46 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 12, 2024, 08:35:28 PM

So yeah... Charlize Theron...


My fave. Love her.


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Reply #778 on: July 04, 2024, 03:05:22 AM
Somebody should invent a sex app where you can chat with a lover. You can also plug a vibrator or something into it so the other person can set it off... I know that have those bluetooth ones, but if hes a couple hours away, it would be quite helpful right now. Holding my phone to myself while he sends dirty texts, just isn't going to get me there.


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Reply #779 on: July 04, 2024, 04:09:31 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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