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Reply #140 on: May 30, 2018, 10:49:53 PM
Fill it with candy as use it as a piñata for bachelorette parties.



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Reply #141 on: May 31, 2018, 03:31:45 AM
Fill it with candy as use it as a piñata for bachelorette parties.
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Reply #142 on: May 31, 2018, 10:05:35 AM
Fuck me. He can cut it off and upholster a couch with that.



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Reply #143 on: May 31, 2018, 01:56:16 PM

RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.


They call him “Mr. 4Skin.”   :emot_laughing:



That looks like something out of Star Wars.

Amy,  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
This is really weird. I really didn't mean this when I said that I saw really long ones in the past.



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Reply #144 on: May 31, 2018, 03:04:13 PM
Should have been in American Horror Story - Freakshow.  Bet he’s sent a few folks screaming for the exits... wonder if he can turn it inside out?  Won’t know if he’s cumming or going!



Wonder if he calls it Alf?   :emot_laughing:
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Reply #145 on: May 31, 2018, 07:16:36 PM

Wonder if he calls it Alf?   :emot_laughing:

OMG, I was looking at pictures of ALF this morning because of that picture.  I was going to do a side by side. That's too freaky.

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Reply #146 on: May 31, 2018, 11:38:16 PM

Wonder if he calls it Alf?   :emot_laughing:

OMG, I was looking at pictures of ALF this morning because of that picture.  I was going to do a side by side. That's too freaky.
I will never look at ALF the same way again.

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Reply #147 on: August 06, 2018, 04:36:26 PM
Does anyone have any experience ordering viagra or Cialis from online sources? I’m just curious as to the safety and reliability of online providers of ED meds?




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Reply #148 on: August 06, 2018, 05:31:30 PM
Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra...  Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women?  It's not even being researched.



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Reply #149 on: August 06, 2018, 05:45:33 PM
Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra...  Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women?  It's not even being researched.

Psi you don’t typically display this amount of ignorance.  ED is usually just the result of poor blood flow and has nothing to do with virility.  And at least in some instances, these medications ARE about satisfying a woman; just ask my girlfriend.



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Reply #150 on: August 06, 2018, 05:51:04 PM
Psi you don’t typically display this amount of ignorance...  And at least in some instances, these medications ARE about satisfying a woman; just ask my girlfriend.

I'm ignorant.  I treat men for erectile disfunction.  Mentally, and emotionally, there is such a thing as hysterical impotence.  The more they stress over it, the more trouble they have getting, and maintaining an erection.  But thank god you're here to give me statistics on the most common cause.  On the assumption that whoever is seeking drugs has an undiagnosed blood flow problem, and not an emotional problem underpinned by feelings of inadequacy as a man.

Right, because all it takes is a hardon to satisfy a woman.  There's the answer.  That basic assumption is the reason why it's not even being researched.  She doesn't need a vibrator, I just need a prescription for heart medication to be the man I always thought I was.

I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy.  I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it, but it's good to know that if I have trouble with droopy dick, there's a smuggling operation across the US border to make sure I can get Viagra without any medical tests, or a prescription.

Funny, when I talk about a desire to be a woman, I get lectures about "God's Will," and "That's not natural."  When a man starts to experience problems with not being a teenager in his mid 40s, there's no questions about "Are you sure?"  He doesn't have to spend a year with a softoff to see if it's right for him, almost like an anti-depressant.  Here's some Prozak, I'm sure it's just some hormone imballance, no need to actually ask you questions about your life, and how you feel about your life when there's a pill for that.

If you can't satisfy your girlfriend without an erection, the problem isn't blood flow.  I won't even charge for that advice, it's pro-bono.
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Reply #151 on: August 06, 2018, 06:17:46 PM
You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.



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Reply #152 on: August 06, 2018, 06:28:01 PM
You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.

I know, I work with them.  I wasn't asking a male about HRT, I was asking why it's worth risking organ failure (Including the phallus) to seek heart medication without consulting a doctor first.
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Reply #153 on: August 06, 2018, 06:58:52 PM
You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.

I know, I work with them.  I wasn't asking a male about HRT, I was asking why it's worth risking organ failure (Including the phallus) to seek heart medication without consulting a doctor first.

So you can’t get your heart meds?  I’m confused.  On what basis?



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Reply #154 on: August 06, 2018, 07:04:37 PM
So you can’t get your heart meds?  I’m confused.  On what basis?

I don't need heart meds.  Viagra is a cardiovascular medication, with cardiovascular side effects.  The Erectile function is one of those possible side effects.  Others may include:  Priapism (Which can permanantly, and painfully damage your penis) Heart, and Liver Failure.

That's why it's a prescription drug.  It can kill you, or ruin your sex life, for life.  If you don't have the tests run by a qualified physician to rule them out, and determine if it will even work as you intend it to.

Also, there's a lot of Identity Theft scammers out there to take advantage of men who are terrified of losing their manhood.  Talk to your doctor.  It's not worth it.  I know this is strange to say on an erotic stories site, but it's just sex.



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Reply #155 on: August 06, 2018, 08:18:14 PM

I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy.  I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it...



I don't need heart meds. 


So this was just a rant against ED meds.  Got it.
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Reply #156 on: August 06, 2018, 08:45:21 PM
So this was just a rant against ED meds.  Got it.

No, captain rhetorical.  Again, it's a question, in the thread about asking a male, with a question mark.  So, you know it's a question?

If you're not the man for the job, then just admit it.

Well, I've given it some thought, and came up with some possibilities.  These may or may not be factors in any given case, and I may have not considered all of them, because I can't wrap my head around the problem:

1: They may not be aware of, or considered the risks, because they're seeking the drug, and not the medical advice to determine if it will even work.  (I.E. the root cause is circulatory, instead of any of the other possibilities to be ruled out by medical professionals.)

2: They ignore the risks out of desperation (Using the case in hand, spamming 4 different threads, and willing to risk illegal sources.  Just like any drug, not to mention the probability of being scammed by professional criminals for insurance fraud.  Incidentally, that's why it's Canada, instead of Mexico.  They have the most Insurance money to defraud.)

3:  Some other factor I'm not aware of.
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Reply #157 on: August 07, 2018, 12:16:50 AM

I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy.  I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it...



I don't need heart meds.


So this was just a rant against ED meds.  Got it.


Apparently so, and a typically nonsensical rant at that.  And, I was just suggesting that the guy posting in multiple threads about finding such meds take the same safe route I did a couple years ago and consult with a doctor.
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Reply #158 on: August 07, 2018, 12:27:09 AM
Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra...  Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women?  It's not even being researched.

Okay, so in answer to your question...
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/how-female-viagra-made-a-comeback#1

From the article -- "Addyi, also known as flibanserin, is a daily, nonhormonal prescription pill for women in premenopause who suffer from hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD). In other words, it’s for women who experience a chronically low libido that causes extreme interpersonal strain and distress."

So, you're wrong.  Whenever you're ready you can post your apology ;)
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Reply #159 on: August 07, 2018, 12:32:57 AM
Eljorn my friend, I lost count of the number of ways Psi was wrong in this thread.