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Reply #30 on: January 21, 2018, 08:07:40 PM



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Reply #31 on: January 21, 2018, 11:03:03 PM
I remember when I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. The guy asked me if I had a gag reflex right as he's putting me under. Not a good feeling. Then he said I woke up during surgery and ripped out my IV.




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Reply #32 on: January 21, 2018, 11:25:30 PM
Kit doesn't gag.  :D

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #33 on: January 21, 2018, 11:54:10 PM
 :emot_laughing:

KitKat gags.



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Reply #34 on: January 22, 2018, 12:04:08 AM
Local.  I didn’t even wince.  Doc said later he’d never seen anything like it.  Nothing bothers me.  Except exposed nerve, for three weeks, in a broken tooth.  LOL.

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Reply #35 on: January 22, 2018, 08:14:22 AM

Someone's snoring woke me about an hour ago and I can't get back to sleep.


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One is as though nothing is a miracle.
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Reply #36 on: January 22, 2018, 09:30:45 AM

Someone's snoring woke me about an hour ago and I can't get back to sleep.


At least he’s there.  The girl that woke me at 11:45PM did so when my iPad pinged, and it was to tell me she’s going to a monster truck rally in June.  I looked because I thought something actually happened.  Now here it is 3:30AM and still can’t get back to sleep.  I just replied to her a few minutes ago, LOL.



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Reply #37 on: January 23, 2018, 10:58:20 AM
4:00 a.m. immigration hearing in the morning, trial on Wednesday.  Wife wants to get pregnant.  Too much to wrap my head around.  Usually I can just meditatd myself to sleep, but for some reason too many thoughts tonight.  I need to clone myself to get it all done.  *sigh*



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Reply #38 on: January 23, 2018, 04:09:23 PM
Pregnant?
 :emot_omfg:
The horror!!



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Reply #39 on: January 23, 2018, 05:01:32 PM

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #40 on: January 23, 2018, 05:10:46 PM
Wow...two AM feeding, poopy diapers and no sex for awhile. 

What's not to love about the pitter-patter of more little feet around the house. ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #41 on: January 23, 2018, 05:26:17 PM
Wow...two AM feeding, poopy diapers and no sex for awhile. 

What's not to love about the pitter-patter of more little feet around the house. ;D

 :facepalm:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #42 on: January 23, 2018, 05:29:33 PM

[...]

Wife wants to get pregnant.  

[...]


Look at it from the bright side... you're not sleeping anyways.  Atleast you'll have a baby to keep you company all night :D

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.


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Reply #43 on: January 26, 2018, 09:33:46 AM
Won the INS proceeding.  Won the trial.  Probably pregnant wife, or I wasted an awful lot of baby batter.  Now I’m thinking about getting up at 4:30 a.m. to take my baby to the band hall so he can make it to Regionals, by bus departing at 5:30 a.m.  Ugh.  I had a bottle of Cabernet that’s worn off.



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Reply #44 on: January 30, 2018, 03:38:23 PM
Damn client woke me up at 2:30 in the morning from nursing home.  He is the ward in a guardianship proceeding and has been found to be mentally incompetent.

“Rick, it’s 2:30 in the morning.”

“Oh.  I’m sorry.  You kind of lose all concept of time here (the mental ward).”

How the fuck did he get access to a phone in the middle of the night?  Ugh.